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Huskies, Mariners, Seahawks, Newcastle, Kraken
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 AM
i love this so much
The vibes, they are so good
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 AM
There will not be baseball in 2027
BREAKING: It's “a 100 percent certainty” that MLB owners will push for a salary cap after Kyle Tucker’s free agency agreement with the Los Angeles Dodgers, a source tells @evandrellich.bsky.social.
January 20, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I’ve said it before but in ‘23 I saw nothing but Hoosiers rooting for my Huskies and Michael Penix Jr. Last yer I was happy for 11windiana… this year I’m ecstatic for 16windiana. Go Hoosiers forever
I have ascended to heaven like Elijah
January 20, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 5:21 AM
so damn happy for any indiana fans out there
January 20, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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Real eyes realize butthole eyes
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Nation Vies For   Approval Of Cool Dog https://theonion.com/nation-vies-for-approval-of-cool-dog/
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
This can’t be true, the Seahawks won Super Bowl 48 just yesterday! Wait this is what number Super Bowl? Oh… oh no…
Out of everyone left the Seahawks are the most likable team. Sam Darnold's redemption is fun, they have the longest drought and fewest SB wins of all 4 teams, they have such a fun defense, JSN rules, fun coach, I like 'em the best.

The other 3 teams annoy me
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 PM
WHAT THE HELL CALEB
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Riq already shit posting
January 18, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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For our friends across the pond
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
the mighty Columbia
January 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
TOONS
January 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Harvey fookin Barnes
January 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
🐺☔️
Dan Lanning's losses at Oregon:

Indiana - Will play for national title
Indiana - Will play for national title
Ohio State - Won national title
Washington - Played for national title
Washington - Played for national title
Oregon State
Washington
Georgia - Won national title
January 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Not only eclipsed, but they’ve been outmuscled by Indiana. Type of loss that makes you reexamine where you are in the CFB world
oregon has been desperately trying to scrape and claw their way to a seat at the big boy table for like 25 years only to be completely eclipsed by a school that decided to give a shit about football 18 months ago bc they hired a scary guy
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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Oregon should simply quit being broke
oregon has been desperately trying to scrape and claw their way to a seat at the big boy table for like 25 years only to be completely eclipsed by a school that decided to give a shit about football 18 months ago bc they hired a scary guy
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Indiana is preparing Foie Gras the way they keep stuffing touchdowns down the Ducks throat
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
They're never winning that Natty lmao
January 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Belt to ass
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Indiana on pace to win 2,290-0 which feels about right
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
HOOOSIERRRSSSS
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
SEC SEC SEC
January 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM