John Julitz
@johnjulitz.bsky.social
Professional raconteur. World's okayest runner.
"We are the music makers & we are the dreamers of dreams."
"We are the music makers & we are the dreamers of dreams."
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33 seconds in you can hear Trump poop his pants. 💩
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
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February 1, 2026 at 1:59 PM
33 seconds in you can hear Trump poop his pants. 💩
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We should have all known that the moment progressives pulled out their own guns and the black panthers were back in the news defending their communities, that would be the time for common sense gun control. Not 20 some school shootings back, don't be silly.
January 27, 2026 at 12:26 PM
We should have all known that the moment progressives pulled out their own guns and the black panthers were back in the news defending their communities, that would be the time for common sense gun control. Not 20 some school shootings back, don't be silly.
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NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.
The cover of “Pink Pony Club” you never knew you needed.
GWAR takes us to Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club" in the latest episode of A.V. Undercover. Watch the full performance here: youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I
January 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The cover of “Pink Pony Club” you never knew you needed.
Chicago River.
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Chicago River.
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Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
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BREAKING: A Russian newspaper today — “America no longer sees our country as a threat… The US leader’s philosophy is closer to the values of Russia’s president, not the politicians of the Old World… he sees Europe as a liberal stronghold that must be destroyed…”
Read that again.
Read that again.
December 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
BREAKING: A Russian newspaper today — “America no longer sees our country as a threat… The US leader’s philosophy is closer to the values of Russia’s president, not the politicians of the Old World… he sees Europe as a liberal stronghold that must be destroyed…”
Read that again.
Read that again.
She’s gone from Dame Judi Dench to Damn Judi Dench
Veteran actress Dame Judi Dench said she’s forgiven Harvey Weinstein after his rape conviction and argued that Kevin Spacey has been “exonerated” in a new interview.
Judi Dench Still Texts Kevin Spacey, Says Harvey Weinstein Has 'Done His Time'
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December 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
She’s gone from Dame Judi Dench to Damn Judi Dench
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
After sleeping on it, spending the day ruminating, and pondering the budget deal, I actually wanted to take a moment to personally thank @durbin.senate.gov.
Thank you for retiring, you feckless coward. Your name will be permanently etched in the historical record as a capitulating failure.
Thank you for retiring, you feckless coward. Your name will be permanently etched in the historical record as a capitulating failure.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
After sleeping on it, spending the day ruminating, and pondering the budget deal, I actually wanted to take a moment to personally thank @durbin.senate.gov.
Thank you for retiring, you feckless coward. Your name will be permanently etched in the historical record as a capitulating failure.
Thank you for retiring, you feckless coward. Your name will be permanently etched in the historical record as a capitulating failure.
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This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
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Nothing short of prison for Sam Altman. bsky.app/profile/jona...
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
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ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
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November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Nothing short of prison for Sam Altman. bsky.app/profile/jona...
Caleb Williams has to stop targeting Rome Odunze so much. His hands are suspect and forcing throws into double coverage is getting old fast. #Bears
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Caleb Williams has to stop targeting Rome Odunze so much. His hands are suspect and forcing throws into double coverage is getting old fast. #Bears
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
Any chance MLB’s next commissioner can be someone who actually likes baseball?
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Any chance MLB’s next commissioner can be someone who actually likes baseball?
A Christmas Gory
Ruin a holiday movie by making it a Halloween movie:
It's A Wonderful Knife 🔪
It's A Wonderful Knife 🔪
October 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A Christmas Gory
October 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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NEW: In Texas redistricting case, a leading political scientist testified that he saw “evidence of intentional discrimination” in the map, which “aggressively seeks to roll back minority power.” www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Texas Gerrymander ‘Aggressively Seeks to Roll Back Minority Power,’ Expert Testifies
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
October 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
NEW: In Texas redistricting case, a leading political scientist testified that he saw “evidence of intentional discrimination” in the map, which “aggressively seeks to roll back minority power.” www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...