John Julitz
@johnjulitz.bsky.social
Professional raconteur. World's okayest runner.
"We are the music makers & we are the dreamers of dreams."
"We are the music makers & we are the dreamers of dreams."
He can’t even say yes to this?
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media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
He can’t even say yes to this?
Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
“Mr. President, how much did you pay Jeffrey Epstein for Melania?”
February 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
“Mr. President, how much did you pay Jeffrey Epstein for Melania?”
He’ll probably get a cabinet position for this.
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
He’ll probably get a cabinet position for this.
And the hypocrisy of 2A absolutists being exposed is a lovely bonus.
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 AM
And the hypocrisy of 2A absolutists being exposed is a lovely bonus.
He won’t.
He absolutely should, but he won’t.
He absolutely should, but he won’t.
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
He won’t.
He absolutely should, but he won’t.
He absolutely should, but he won’t.
He can aspire all he wants, but which owner would be stupid enough to give him another head coaching gig?
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February 4, 2026 at 7:53 AM
He can aspire all he wants, but which owner would be stupid enough to give him another head coaching gig?
Ain’t no hypocrisy like Conservative hypocrisy because Conservative hypocrisy don’t stop.
February 4, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Ain’t no hypocrisy like Conservative hypocrisy because Conservative hypocrisy don’t stop.
I love my EV9 too.
February 4, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I love my EV9 too.
Did he shit his pants in the Oval Office again?
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Did he shit his pants in the Oval Office again?
The Enshittification of fandom?
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 AM
The Enshittification of fandom?
Did he shit his pants again today?
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Did he shit his pants again today?
Huge star is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Huge star is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.