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A separation anxiety poodle, lying on the carpet, on track to constantly post the NPH Toymaker GIF about the Blue Jays.
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Hearing that Cease has never intentionally crossed up his catcher in a thinly veiled attempt to dumbly throw at him out of rage. Another pleasing development.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Dylan Cease is a Scott Boras client!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Nobody is having a better Thanksgiving than Tarik Skubal. Not even Dylan Cease!
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Dylan Cease
Kevin Gausman
Shane Bieber
Trey Yesavage
José Berríos

The #BlueJays' rotation is a juggernaut.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Don't make me update my profile photo, Ross (more like Edward, actually)
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Okay so updating this:

Rotation: Gausman, Cease, Berrios, Yesavage, Bieber (whoa)

Pen (by contract tier):
- Hoffman, Yariel, Yimi
- Lauer, Varland
- Tate
- Francis, Little, Fisher

It was good then, and it's feeling pretty good today. And it ain't done.
Based on org control today, and in no real order;

Rotation: Gausman, Berrios, Yesavage, Lauer, Varland.

Pen (by contract tier):
- Hoffman, Yariel, Yimi
- Tate, Sandlin
- Francis, Little, Fisher

Knocking on the door:
- Tiedemann, Bloss, Macko, Estrada
- Bruihl, Brock, Cooke, a dozen more
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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The Starting Mo tation
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The statement:
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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This is the exact type of deal the #BlueJays needed in their rotation.

Kevin Gausman and Shane Bieber are free agents after 2026 while José Berríos has a player option.

Now, in Cease and Trey Yesavage, two new long-term cornerstones. A massive statement by Toronto.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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#Bluejays are getting an awfully good one. And along with this - Cease has never missed a start since debuting in July, 2019.
Highest swing and miss rate induced, 2025 qualified pitchers:

Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
In my best Jon Simm / The Master voice:

"Message received, Miss Jones"
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Me at parties.
Grown Adult GIF
Alt: Vincent Adultman says, "hello other grown ups" to Bojack and Princess Carolyn.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The saga has ended
“Here is your button!” cried Frog.
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The ox and lamb kept time.
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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“What happened then?” asked Toad.
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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when i was a kid WPIX (free) aired 55 Yankees games a season, WCBS (free) aired two Yankees games a season, ESPN (not free, but basic cable) aired ten Yankees games a season, and MSG Network (your mileage may vary) aired 95 games a season. hell 20 years ago 40% of D-Rays games were on free TV!
You will need YES, Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, ESPN, Netflix, NBC/Peacock, FOX, and TBS to watch the Yankees next season.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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THE SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS ARE GREY CUP CHAMPIONS

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
That caps a 2025 year in sports that exceeded expectations.

AFL: Geelong Cats grand final appearance
MLB: Blue Jays, 'nuff said
Grey Cup 120 to my Saskatchewan Roughriders
Raptors are promising
Bills not lousy

Yup... that's all... no one else I'm needing to check in on, nope...
Thatll Donkey GIF
ALT: Thatll Donkey GIF
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November 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Unofficial public holiday in Saskatchewan tomorrow!!!!!!
a sign for the saskatchewan roughriders is lit up and smoke is coming out of it
ALT: a sign for the saskatchewan roughriders is lit up and smoke is coming out of it
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November 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My poor fingernails
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I preferred it when TSN said Carney recovered the fumble
a man in a suit and tie has a badge on his jacket that says ' canadian '
ALT: a man in a suit and tie has a badge on his jacket that says ' canadian '
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November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM