Joel Canfield
@joelcan.bsky.social
Ghostwriter, novelist, writer (with my wife) of TV movies and owner of a large dog. https://www.amazon.com/author/joelcanfield
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Find the answer by using the @kenwhite.bsky.social principle. Works with most things but it was literally made for this moment.
February 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Find the answer by using the @kenwhite.bsky.social principle. Works with most things but it was literally made for this moment.
Guy who works for president who takes billions says what?
Dr Oz: "Minnesota expected to spend $3 million for autism. It's now $400 million. Why? Because everybody in the community signed their kids up as though they're autistic. Why? You're paying them. These moms literally took bribes to lie that their kids had autism."
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Guy who works for president who takes billions says what?
Really tired of this malevolent remake of Being There.
February 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Really tired of this malevolent remake of Being There.
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New 25-page @centeronbudget.bsky.social paper from me summarizing the distributional, fiscal, and economic effects of One Big Beautiful Bill's tax cuts and cuts to health care, food assistance, student loans, and climate investments. 🧵
www.cbpp.org/research/fed...
www.cbpp.org/research/fed...
Republican Megabill Trades Essential Support to Low-Income People for Skewed Tax Cuts
The sprawling megabill passed by the Republican-controlled Congress and signed by President Trump in July 2025 will redistribute trillions of dollars upward over the next decade, making it harder for ...
www.cbpp.org
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
New 25-page @centeronbudget.bsky.social paper from me summarizing the distributional, fiscal, and economic effects of One Big Beautiful Bill's tax cuts and cuts to health care, food assistance, student loans, and climate investments. 🧵
www.cbpp.org/research/fed...
www.cbpp.org/research/fed...
This is the same actress who played Cissy on Family Affair. If you know what I’m talking about, you are also old as fuck.
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
This is the same actress who played Cissy on Family Affair. If you know what I’m talking about, you are also old as fuck.
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This is who runs this account.
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
This is who runs this account.
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TIL THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY DICK
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
TIL THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY DICK
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1) Black Holes
2) Advanced Calculus
3) German Expressionist Silent Films
4) Analyzing Ingmar Bergman and Frank Tashlin and yes this was a real class
5) Horseback Riding
1) Black Holes
2) Advanced Calculus
3) German Expressionist Silent Films
4) Analyzing Ingmar Bergman and Frank Tashlin and yes this was a real class
5) Horseback Riding
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1) Images of the Other: African Americans in TV and Film
2) Dramatic Theory
3) History as Storytelling
4) Cabaret
5) Environmental History
1) Images of the Other: African Americans in TV and Film
2) Dramatic Theory
3) History as Storytelling
4) Cabaret
5) Environmental History
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1) Introductory Chinese
2) Fantasy Literature
3) Southern (U.S.) Politics
4) Western European Political Systems
5) Introductory Psychology
1) Introductory Chinese
2) Fantasy Literature
3) Southern (U.S.) Politics
4) Western European Political Systems
5) Introductory Psychology
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1) Black Holes
2) Advanced Calculus
3) German Expressionist Silent Films
4) Analyzing Ingmar Bergman and Frank Tashlin and yes this was a real class
5) Horseback Riding
1) Black Holes
2) Advanced Calculus
3) German Expressionist Silent Films
4) Analyzing Ingmar Bergman and Frank Tashlin and yes this was a real class
5) Horseback Riding
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Here's a copy of one of the deleted files, that contains the most damning accusations against Trump (and others). #Streisand
bsky.app/profile/coco...
bsky.app/profile/coco...
They took that page down but someone made a copy. gofile.io/d/TkHwis
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January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Here's a copy of one of the deleted files, that contains the most damning accusations against Trump (and others). #Streisand
bsky.app/profile/coco...
bsky.app/profile/coco...
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No, no, noooooooo!
Like things haven't been sucking enough in 2026?? This is awful news. RIP Catherine O'Hara. 71 is too young. www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
No, no, noooooooo!
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Share a preacher, priest or nun.
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Share a preacher, priest or nun.
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Go ahead! Take a dump in it! apple.news/AQfzRCuWzRDG...
Movies Theaters Will Sell a Melania Trump Popcorn Bucket This Weekend — Gizmodo
What a world.
apple.news
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Go ahead! Take a dump in it! apple.news/AQfzRCuWzRDG...
Five Jobs I've had:
-Emperor of the North Pole
-King of Marvin Gardens
-Queen of Versailles
-Prince of Thieves
-Lesbian Space Princess
-Emperor of the North Pole
-King of Marvin Gardens
-Queen of Versailles
-Prince of Thieves
-Lesbian Space Princess
Five Jobs I've had:
-telephone psychic
-Used bookstore worker
-Maintaining and repairing the fabric of Reality.
-Laying low the Evil and Harmful
-beeswax t-light pourer
-telephone psychic
-Used bookstore worker
-Maintaining and repairing the fabric of Reality.
-Laying low the Evil and Harmful
-beeswax t-light pourer
Five jobs I've had:
-Highwayman along the coach roads I did ride
-Sailor born upon the tide
-Dam builder across the river deep and wide
-Flyinh a starship across the universe divide
-Fry cook salting fries on every side
-Highwayman along the coach roads I did ride
-Sailor born upon the tide
-Dam builder across the river deep and wide
-Flyinh a starship across the universe divide
-Fry cook salting fries on every side
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Five Jobs I've had:
-Emperor of the North Pole
-King of Marvin Gardens
-Queen of Versailles
-Prince of Thieves
-Lesbian Space Princess
-Emperor of the North Pole
-King of Marvin Gardens
-Queen of Versailles
-Prince of Thieves
-Lesbian Space Princess
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Art by Lar DeSouza…
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Art by Lar DeSouza…
See a butt post a butt
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
See a butt post a butt