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Dirge for Joevember
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Art, Fantasy, Heavy Metal, Cats, Games • Antifascist, No AI • he/him/whatever

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I'm Joe.
I like fantasy.
I like metal.
Games are fun too.

I make dumb jokes and occasionally make art

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fuckin' Bell Witch dude
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Relating hard to this medieval bird man struggling to sit up so he can give his buds the finger guns of support
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Quote with your art with horns! 😈
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Coming up with contingency plans in the event my book club chooses Eye of the World for the next book.
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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These are the types of power metal:

-Trad Metal but GOTTA GO FAST
-Iron Maiden and/or Judas Priest worship
-Evanescence with DRAGONS AND SYMPHONIES
-Italian Opera with riffs
-Anime Show Intro
-Trad/Doom but both the singer and guitarist have good vibrato
-Disney Music + AOR
-Manowar/Accept Worship
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Doing chores and listening to Saint Vitus
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Freya's got something to say
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Quote with your art with horns! 😈
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
On my most recent playthrough of Super Metroid I was thinking the Crocomire skeleton jumpscare would be made even better by having a shithead named Skuds McGillicutty say "well THAT just happened" after it just happened
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Those costumes are so brown they look like Roman UPS drivers
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender

Is it bad form to use a pic of yourself
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Wizards don't always be ponderin they orb sometimes they just straight up ponderin
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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One thing I wasn't expecting when I started working at a pharmacy is having to jump up on the counter and line dance every time Bon Jovi's "Bad Medicine" comes on
March 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Bilbo Baggins ripped on Old Toby and getting misty eyed while listening to "The Wizard" by Uriah Heep
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Partner got a call about a grebe last night, which apparently saw a big puddle in a parking lot, thought it was a larger body of water, landed and then got stuck because they can't take off from land

So he was for sure like

I'm a greeebe
I'm a birdo
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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A KNIGHT OF MADNESS (1981)
Acrylic - 36” x 26”

Each time the reader returns to M. John Harrison’s Viriconium, the fictional city that borrows its name from the historic Roman-English settlement, the city is changed. 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Wizards don't always be ponderin they orb sometimes they just straight up ponderin
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you look closely you can see his little vampire fangies 🦇
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Overarching canon and the need to adhere to "lore" feels way overblown anymore, and is especially not needed in a series where the main draw is cool cars, hot babes, and witty one liners
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"Accidentally" mispronouncing this as "clit-tease-o" until I'm called into HR
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"I love Taoism! Just chill and go with the flow! Hakuna matata!"

Taoism: "To use a horse to show a horse is not a horse is not as good as using something other than a horse to show that a horse is not a horse. Heaven and Earth are as one as a finger is, and all of creation is as one as a horse is."
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM