Dirge for Joevember
@joeblivion.bsky.social
Art, Fantasy, Heavy Metal, Cats, Games • Antifascist, No AI • he/him/whatever
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I'm Joe.
I like fantasy.
I like metal.
Games are fun too.
I make dumb jokes and occasionally make art
INPRNT: www.inprnt.com/gallery/joeh...
I'm Joe.
I like fantasy.
I like metal.
Games are fun too.
I make dumb jokes and occasionally make art
INPRNT: www.inprnt.com/gallery/joeh...
fuckin' Bell Witch dude
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
fuckin' Bell Witch dude
Relating hard to this medieval bird man struggling to sit up so he can give his buds the finger guns of support
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Relating hard to this medieval bird man struggling to sit up so he can give his buds the finger guns of support
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Quote with your art with horns! 😈
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Quote with your art with horns! 😈
Coming up with contingency plans in the event my book club chooses Eye of the World for the next book.
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Coming up with contingency plans in the event my book club chooses Eye of the World for the next book.
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These are the types of power metal:
-Trad Metal but GOTTA GO FAST
-Iron Maiden and/or Judas Priest worship
-Evanescence with DRAGONS AND SYMPHONIES
-Italian Opera with riffs
-Anime Show Intro
-Trad/Doom but both the singer and guitarist have good vibrato
-Disney Music + AOR
-Manowar/Accept Worship
-Trad Metal but GOTTA GO FAST
-Iron Maiden and/or Judas Priest worship
-Evanescence with DRAGONS AND SYMPHONIES
-Italian Opera with riffs
-Anime Show Intro
-Trad/Doom but both the singer and guitarist have good vibrato
-Disney Music + AOR
-Manowar/Accept Worship
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
These are the types of power metal:
-Trad Metal but GOTTA GO FAST
-Iron Maiden and/or Judas Priest worship
-Evanescence with DRAGONS AND SYMPHONIES
-Italian Opera with riffs
-Anime Show Intro
-Trad/Doom but both the singer and guitarist have good vibrato
-Disney Music + AOR
-Manowar/Accept Worship
-Trad Metal but GOTTA GO FAST
-Iron Maiden and/or Judas Priest worship
-Evanescence with DRAGONS AND SYMPHONIES
-Italian Opera with riffs
-Anime Show Intro
-Trad/Doom but both the singer and guitarist have good vibrato
-Disney Music + AOR
-Manowar/Accept Worship
Doing chores and listening to Saint Vitus
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Doing chores and listening to Saint Vitus
Freya's got something to say
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Freya's got something to say
Quote with your art with horns! 😈
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Quote with your art with horns! 😈
On my most recent playthrough of Super Metroid I was thinking the Crocomire skeleton jumpscare would be made even better by having a shithead named Skuds McGillicutty say "well THAT just happened" after it just happened
Oof. 😢
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
On my most recent playthrough of Super Metroid I was thinking the Crocomire skeleton jumpscare would be made even better by having a shithead named Skuds McGillicutty say "well THAT just happened" after it just happened
Those costumes are so brown they look like Roman UPS drivers
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Those costumes are so brown they look like Roman UPS drivers
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I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
Is it bad form to use a pic of yourself
Is it bad form to use a pic of yourself
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
Is it bad form to use a pic of yourself
Is it bad form to use a pic of yourself
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Reposted by Dirge for Joevember
Wizards don't always be ponderin they orb sometimes they just straight up ponderin
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Wizards don't always be ponderin they orb sometimes they just straight up ponderin
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One thing I wasn't expecting when I started working at a pharmacy is having to jump up on the counter and line dance every time Bon Jovi's "Bad Medicine" comes on
March 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
One thing I wasn't expecting when I started working at a pharmacy is having to jump up on the counter and line dance every time Bon Jovi's "Bad Medicine" comes on
Bilbo Baggins ripped on Old Toby and getting misty eyed while listening to "The Wizard" by Uriah Heep
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Bilbo Baggins ripped on Old Toby and getting misty eyed while listening to "The Wizard" by Uriah Heep
Partner got a call about a grebe last night, which apparently saw a big puddle in a parking lot, thought it was a larger body of water, landed and then got stuck because they can't take off from land
So he was for sure like
I'm a greeebe
I'm a birdo
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here
So he was for sure like
I'm a greeebe
I'm a birdo
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Partner got a call about a grebe last night, which apparently saw a big puddle in a parking lot, thought it was a larger body of water, landed and then got stuck because they can't take off from land
So he was for sure like
I'm a greeebe
I'm a birdo
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here
So he was for sure like
I'm a greeebe
I'm a birdo
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here
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A KNIGHT OF MADNESS (1981)
Acrylic - 36” x 26”
Each time the reader returns to M. John Harrison’s Viriconium, the fictional city that borrows its name from the historic Roman-English settlement, the city is changed. 1/2
Acrylic - 36” x 26”
Each time the reader returns to M. John Harrison’s Viriconium, the fictional city that borrows its name from the historic Roman-English settlement, the city is changed. 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
A KNIGHT OF MADNESS (1981)
Acrylic - 36” x 26”
Each time the reader returns to M. John Harrison’s Viriconium, the fictional city that borrows its name from the historic Roman-English settlement, the city is changed. 1/2
Acrylic - 36” x 26”
Each time the reader returns to M. John Harrison’s Viriconium, the fictional city that borrows its name from the historic Roman-English settlement, the city is changed. 1/2
Wizards don't always be ponderin they orb sometimes they just straight up ponderin
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Wizards don't always be ponderin they orb sometimes they just straight up ponderin
If you look closely you can see his little vampire fangies 🦇
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If you look closely you can see his little vampire fangies 🦇
Overarching canon and the need to adhere to "lore" feels way overblown anymore, and is especially not needed in a series where the main draw is cool cars, hot babes, and witty one liners
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Overarching canon and the need to adhere to "lore" feels way overblown anymore, and is especially not needed in a series where the main draw is cool cars, hot babes, and witty one liners
"Accidentally" mispronouncing this as "clit-tease-o" until I'm called into HR
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Accidentally" mispronouncing this as "clit-tease-o" until I'm called into HR
"I love Taoism! Just chill and go with the flow! Hakuna matata!"
Taoism: "To use a horse to show a horse is not a horse is not as good as using something other than a horse to show that a horse is not a horse. Heaven and Earth are as one as a finger is, and all of creation is as one as a horse is."
Taoism: "To use a horse to show a horse is not a horse is not as good as using something other than a horse to show that a horse is not a horse. Heaven and Earth are as one as a finger is, and all of creation is as one as a horse is."
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"I love Taoism! Just chill and go with the flow! Hakuna matata!"
Taoism: "To use a horse to show a horse is not a horse is not as good as using something other than a horse to show that a horse is not a horse. Heaven and Earth are as one as a finger is, and all of creation is as one as a horse is."
Taoism: "To use a horse to show a horse is not a horse is not as good as using something other than a horse to show that a horse is not a horse. Heaven and Earth are as one as a finger is, and all of creation is as one as a horse is."
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians