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"Be excellent to each other." She/her/hers. #AnimalCaucus
Views are my own, reskeets <> endorsements, YMMV, infer the other standard disclaimers. I will not send you money.
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I'm a boring follow. I skeet about food, video games, and other random stuff.

I'm playing:
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 🥖
BG3 (haven't ever finished) 🐉
DATV 🐉
Coral Island 🌴
Stardew Valley 🐔

Please use alt text.
Please be nice to people!

That is all. Have a great day!
The meteorologist this morning was named Lauren Rainson.
I mentioned that in the work chat. I do believe none of those mfs has seen Psych.

Anyway *I've* seen Psych (too much) and Rainson is one of those weather names like ... Johnny Mountain. Dallas Rains. Oh! Jackson Hale, for example.
IYKYK. 😁
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
However. 🤣
I am the only one of my generation privy to my gramma’s legendary mashed potato recipe. No one knows this. If I used my real name on Bsky I would not post this. However.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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It is the weekend before Thanksgiving - a perfect time to pick up any last-minute safety devices such as smoke alarms and fire extinguishers.
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Making granola. DIY is better for me, and this recipe slaps.
Not a fan of pecans? NP! Swap in what you enjoy.
My batch today has added nutmeg, allspice, and a dash of bourbon vanilla extract. The Maldon salt & hot cocoa sprinkles will go on when it's cooling. 😋

food52.com/recipes/1583...
food52.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Help get LESSONS FROM CATS FOR SURVIVING FASCISM on to the New York Times Bestseller List
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Awesome out of context. Awesomer in context. Just read up and down the thread. And if you're not already, consider following Gail!
Also a great name for an old timey boxer. Tonight at the field over yonder by that barn, Barechested Murgatroyd gives the what for to upcoming ragamuffin Sideburns MacManus!
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I couldn't reach this site at all yesterday.
For a couple of hours I went through withdrawals.
Then I powered through.

Now to see what I did to my fonts while I was clearing cache and diy troubleshooting.
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Past me thought it would be efficient to have fasting labs and a dentist visit today. And work, too.
(I know I can only do one extra thing a day. I know this!)

Got everything done but phew I've been discombobulated all day. Delayed coffee intake on a Monday, eurgh. 😩
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Intuit TurboTax commercial in November.
FML. I don't want to hear "taxes" until, idk, March. 😭

And they're opening/have opened brick and mortar locations?
November 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Hi. It's me. I'm here to gently ask if you've been giving yourself grace? Patience? Self-care?

You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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We had so much fun on our 2025 Bigger & Weirder tour that we decided we just didn’t want to stop. So we’re doing a bunch of shows next year too! If you missed it the first time around - or if for some crazy reason you want to see it again - now’s your chance!! Dates and info at weirdal.com on Monday
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Middle of November, 75F predicted today. Normal is the 50s. I opened a window to get some cool while it's there.
Always the tradeoff between allergies and airflow. 😢
And I want chili or stew or a good hearty pasta dish, but I'm having cold-cut sandwiches instead.

Next week will be better. 🍂🧊
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Skyline cleanse! ☂️
You know what to do.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Want: A pint of Jamocha Almond Fudge and a cig.
Have: Cabbage, carrot, onion, green beans in a roasted slaw thing.

Restarted Sandrock because BG3 even with a wacky Durge isn't relaxing. 😢 I haven't played #MTAS to death yet.

Cozy Fireplace plug-in scent will help. I need less doom, more cozy. 🎄
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Now enters Violet the Purple, a female human monk Durge.
Giving zero Fs.

SPLIT-SPATTER nat 20 baby.
I fired up my Act 3 BG3 save from months ago and the gamenesia is real.
Karlach is a paladin? Wyll has a fleshmelter cloak? My monk/rogue is wearing yellow and white?
The journal sparks zero recollection of any of these quests.
Fake it til I make it?
😰
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I fired up my Act 3 BG3 save from months ago and the gamenesia is real.
Karlach is a paladin? Wyll has a fleshmelter cloak? My monk/rogue is wearing yellow and white?
The journal sparks zero recollection of any of these quests.
Fake it til I make it?
😰
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I have 2 extra days off work. I was going to BG3, but here I am, doomscrolling and playing Stardew Valley to alleviate the doom.
My other goal is to put a few Stephen King in storage so Lucy Score has more space. Love me some King but gotdamn there are a lot and I just need my favorites nearby. 🤓
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Delivery job: Linus paid me 2250g for a diamond.

Hidden depths has my dude.

#StardewValley
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's still chili if your main spices are chili powder and cumin, right?

Ground turkey (beef was $10, f that), onion, crushed tomato, green beans, broccoli, kale, garlic, S&P, and a touch of oregano.

No beans, there's enough roughage. No pasta, I'm not from Cincy. No actual peppers. Works for me! 😁
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
9-1-1 had a 3-episode season premiere arc.
Then a Halloween episode (on Nov 6).
Now advertising the fall finale next week.

I don't think I missed any episodes.

I miss proper TV seasons. I expect it's my own fault since I don't have any of them thar newfangled "streaming services". 😁
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM