Lars Andersen
@lkjandersen.bsky.social
Escapee from reality. He/him. Strutting like a stunner who is pitiable.
Motherfucker. Rob Reiner was a treasure.
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Motherfucker. Rob Reiner was a treasure.
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It's fun when you are reading presidential history and suddenly Squeaky Fromme makes a cameo appearance.
a cartoon of a cat a dog and a horse sitting at a table with the words what is this a crossover episode
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December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's fun when you are reading presidential history and suddenly Squeaky Fromme makes a cameo appearance.
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if only all this could end with a single small gust of wind...
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
if only all this could end with a single small gust of wind...
Remember when they couldn't get a haircut for a few months and they lost their fucking minds.
these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Remember when they couldn't get a haircut for a few months and they lost their fucking minds.
Did Kevin Costner make this himself on the family-computer?
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Did Kevin Costner make this himself on the family-computer?
Netflix buying Warner Bros is bad. Infinitely better than Paramount, but still not great. It sucks that there are no good outcomes for consumers in these things.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Netflix buying Warner Bros is bad. Infinitely better than Paramount, but still not great. It sucks that there are no good outcomes for consumers in these things.
RIP Udo Kier. A phenomenal character actor.
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
RIP Udo Kier. A phenomenal character actor.
🎶what if God smoked cannabis🎶
🎶”I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… what the hell am I doin’ heeere. I don’t belong here.”🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
🎶what if God smoked cannabis🎶
🎶what if God was one of us🎶
🎶”I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… what the hell am I doin’ heeere. I don’t belong here.”🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
🎶what if God was one of us🎶
while Up Where We Belong plays.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
while Up Where We Belong plays.
Every time I think the limits of how pathetic a man can be are reached, Musk opens a new frontier. He is an artist, and his medium is being a huge loser. He is the Leonardo of lamentable, the Warhol of wretched, the Balzac of being a ballbag. He has made being the richest guy on earth unenviable.
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November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every time I think the limits of how pathetic a man can be are reached, Musk opens a new frontier. He is an artist, and his medium is being a huge loser. He is the Leonardo of lamentable, the Warhol of wretched, the Balzac of being a ballbag. He has made being the richest guy on earth unenviable.
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
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November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
Aaaand they caved.
"Democrats will cave" is usually not a bad assumption, but somehow they have been able to hold the line long enough to see the voters supporting them for holding the line.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Aaaand they caved.
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[If Chuck Schumer was Baby in Dirty Dancing]
"Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad."
"No!"
"Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad."
"No!"
March 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
[If Chuck Schumer was Baby in Dirty Dancing]
"Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad."
"No!"
"Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad."
"No!"
Wait, am I the kind of guy who has a favorite guy who does the NYT Games puzzle Pips?
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November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wait, am I the kind of guy who has a favorite guy who does the NYT Games puzzle Pips?
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I barely mind it being a cult, but does it have to be such a stupid cult dedicated to such a stupid person? "I worship Zoxoqo XIIIX, the benevolent millenium-emperor of a thousand planets." " I worship Donald Trump. He's dumb and mean!"
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I barely mind it being a cult, but does it have to be such a stupid cult dedicated to such a stupid person? "I worship Zoxoqo XIIIX, the benevolent millenium-emperor of a thousand planets." " I worship Donald Trump. He's dumb and mean!"
Whaddaya know, evil does die. Rest in piss, Dick Cheney.
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November 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Whaddaya know, evil does die. Rest in piss, Dick Cheney.
RIP Diane Ladd, 89 years old. A good run.
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
RIP Diane Ladd, 89 years old. A good run.
Who do I contact at CBS to get my 10 million for that heavily edited Trump interview on 60 Minutes. Do they do direct deposit, or a check or something?
a woman sitting at a table talking to a man who says money pleeeeease
Alt: money pleeeeease
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November 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Who do I contact at CBS to get my 10 million for that heavily edited Trump interview on 60 Minutes. Do they do direct deposit, or a check or something?
Breaking: Uncle Roger cancelled, might only be dad's cousin.
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October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Breaking: Uncle Roger cancelled, might only be dad's cousin.
There is a joke in the first series of The Thick Of It, they have to figure out an amount of money that sounds like a lot, but in government terms isn't. 130 million is like an hour of military? It's like half the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom budget.
October 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There is a joke in the first series of The Thick Of It, they have to figure out an amount of money that sounds like a lot, but in government terms isn't. 130 million is like an hour of military? It's like half the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom budget.
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"We said No NaziS, we're allowed one."
a cartoon character with a surprised look on his face is standing under a bunk bed
Alt: Homer Glumplich
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October 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"We said No NaziS, we're allowed one."