Lars Andersen
@lkjandersen.bsky.social
Escapee from reality. He/him. Strutting like a stunner who is pitiable.
The sound of terror: "I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener"
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The sound of terror: "I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener"
"Another victim with an axe straight in the top of the head and no footprints around. And it always happens right when the Goodyear blimp flies over. What a conundrum".
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"Another victim with an axe straight in the top of the head and no footprints around. And it always happens right when the Goodyear blimp flies over. What a conundrum".
I imagine that Scott Adams were going to do that anyway, just to show his appreciation.
December 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I imagine that Scott Adams were going to do that anyway, just to show his appreciation.
Oh I'm sorry, we shouldn't blame people for knowing about but ignoring child abuse in the name of money? That's not PC anymore? Does that go for all crimes or is it only childrape it's fine to ignore because the rapist is your sugar daddy?
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December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh I'm sorry, we shouldn't blame people for knowing about but ignoring child abuse in the name of money? That's not PC anymore? Does that go for all crimes or is it only childrape it's fine to ignore because the rapist is your sugar daddy?
Mapes, solid advice, buuut, I can't help but notice that you didn't do anything to actually stop Donald Trump from abusing children. Is it against the gold digger code to turn in your pedophile husband?
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December 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Mapes, solid advice, buuut, I can't help but notice that you didn't do anything to actually stop Donald Trump from abusing children. Is it against the gold digger code to turn in your pedophile husband?
It's a founding cornerstone of MAGA that Trump is a sexy 35 year old hunk with luscious hair and hands like dinnerplates. To deny that delusion is to deny MAGA itself.
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It's a founding cornerstone of MAGA that Trump is a sexy 35 year old hunk with luscious hair and hands like dinnerplates. To deny that delusion is to deny MAGA itself.
He's a heart-surgeon, but his sidehustle of quackery and shilling pyramid scams made more money than medicine.
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
He's a heart-surgeon, but his sidehustle of quackery and shilling pyramid scams made more money than medicine.
A BOFA discount.
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A BOFA discount.
He can't be photographed with SLR cameras, he never shows up in those.
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December 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He can't be photographed with SLR cameras, he never shows up in those.
Didn't he gain national notoriety by being on the OJ Simpson legal team?
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Didn't he gain national notoriety by being on the OJ Simpson legal team?
No, it's just that a lot of cops are really bad at their jobs, but the justicesystem is fucked so mostly they get away with it. The Mangiones are loaded, and the lawyers they hired aren't letting the usual sloppy police bullshit slide.
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No, it's just that a lot of cops are really bad at their jobs, but the justicesystem is fucked so mostly they get away with it. The Mangiones are loaded, and the lawyers they hired aren't letting the usual sloppy police bullshit slide.
They all think they are the superior gold digger. Cut to, Elon directs a lab technician to insert the fertilized eggs up her and that's the last she ever sees of him.
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December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
They all think they are the superior gold digger. Cut to, Elon directs a lab technician to insert the fertilized eggs up her and that's the last she ever sees of him.
Each new development in this trial is a delight. It's like Police Academy except funny.
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Each new development in this trial is a delight. It's like Police Academy except funny.
They both look absolutely miserable and I love that for them.
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
They both look absolutely miserable and I love that for them.
"I can't get laid and the only recourse to this troubling national concern is repealing women's rights to the point where they have no choice"
December 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"I can't get laid and the only recourse to this troubling national concern is repealing women's rights to the point where they have no choice"
We know his exact deal. His deal is that there is no more than meets the eye. He has been mollycoddled and never told no by the entire village because they think he is manly and boys will be boys, even grownass men, so now his entire personality is toxic masculinity.
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
We know his exact deal. His deal is that there is no more than meets the eye. He has been mollycoddled and never told no by the entire village because they think he is manly and boys will be boys, even grownass men, so now his entire personality is toxic masculinity.
Jesus christ, those all read like they were written by rightwingers with internet brainrot trying to imitate leftwingers. "Turtle Island Liberation Front", "Death to america long live turtle island and palestine", "to our comrade" "death to ICE". Hashtag turtleislandliberationfrontla.
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jesus christ, those all read like they were written by rightwingers with internet brainrot trying to imitate leftwingers. "Turtle Island Liberation Front", "Death to america long live turtle island and palestine", "to our comrade" "death to ICE". Hashtag turtleislandliberationfrontla.
Man, I hate it when Piers Morgan is on the right side of an issue.
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December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Man, I hate it when Piers Morgan is on the right side of an issue.
He is so easily bribable. I'm not sure he's even expensive, you can probably bribe him with a couple of burgers and a large coke and he will house them down and pardon you for murdering all those babies in open daylight.
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December 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
He is so easily bribable. I'm not sure he's even expensive, you can probably bribe him with a couple of burgers and a large coke and he will house them down and pardon you for murdering all those babies in open daylight.
I don't understand who they think is 'gatekeeping' art. The only gate is your own willingness to try. They just don't want to put in the work it takes to get better at something.
December 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I don't understand who they think is 'gatekeeping' art. The only gate is your own willingness to try. They just don't want to put in the work it takes to get better at something.
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It's fun when you are reading presidential history and suddenly Squeaky Fromme makes a cameo appearance.
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December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's fun when you are reading presidential history and suddenly Squeaky Fromme makes a cameo appearance.
It's fun when you are reading presidential history and suddenly Squeaky Fromme makes a cameo appearance.
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December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's fun when you are reading presidential history and suddenly Squeaky Fromme makes a cameo appearance.