jmalmsten
jmalmsten.com
jmalmsten
@jmalmsten.com
Pastafarian Minister, Dudedist Monk, Novelty Scottish Lord. Freeze Frame Enthusiast.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness

Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.

I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
"Nobody's gonna be watching that..."
- Edward D. Wood Jr.
January 7, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Me, every time I read a Trump tweet:
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Aw heck. Guess I'll take my business elsewhere (says I, who never sat foot inside a Starbucks... And probably never will)
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM