jmalmsten
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jmalmsten
@jmalmsten.com
Pastafarian Minister, Dudedist Monk, Novelty Scottish Lord. Freeze Frame Enthusiast.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness

Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.

I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
It's good to have a ruler in the photo. But not knowing the units makes me confused about its size. Is it 2 mm, 2 cm, 2 inches or even 2 bananas? How big is it?
January 15, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Though... I do wonder if all of these accolades mean that the talent that made this film will ever see rewards in tangible terms. As no movie, no matter how successful or profitable... tend to be able to reach the fabled "net profit" result.
January 12, 2026 at 11:44 AM
January 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Americans do realize that Judge Dredd was supposed to be a satire/warning, right?
January 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I am a man. I am hetero. When I see sexy women lusting after sexy women, my mind goes to naughty places... I can attempt to rationalize it.. but. In truth. I just enjoy it.

I am in no position to judge women who enjoy man on man action.
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 AM
But yes... It's a fun find in a fun film. :D
January 7, 2026 at 10:53 AM
"Nobody's gonna be watching that..."
- Edward D. Wood Jr.
January 7, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Yes. It's a few billion compared with the trillions of the federal budget, but. Keep in mind, he's setting precedents. He'll continue to hoard the resources as long as he's able to.
January 7, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Just imagine 2028 elections.

"Yeah, sure, you can lock me out of a third term. But look at all the resources that I'll take with me on the way out. I mean it would be a pity if the economy collapsed because all the funding disappeared but you do your democracy and we'll see what happens."
January 7, 2026 at 10:41 AM
"and that money will be controlled by me."

I... Uhhhh... I... I am at a loss for words here.

I thought he was at least supposed to hide the true intention. Maybe funnel the money through some schemes. But no. The money is his now and he himself, not the federal government, can keep it hostage.
January 7, 2026 at 10:41 AM
At what point are we supposed to be surprised?
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 AM
It's like the stickers that break when opened. It doesn't stop it from being opened. But it does show it wasn't opened by accident. A proof of intent, so to speak.
January 6, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I feel people misunderstand the intent here (or maybe I am?). It's not meant to physically subdue or hurt the offender. It's just a way to let people know that someone might see, record and report wrong-doings.

If the offender ignores it, he/she showed more intent, that'd be noted in the report.
January 6, 2026 at 11:01 AM
As I have been doing some experiments with ersatzTV, it is now very tempting to put together a full QTV local area network channel... Of course STRICTLY closed circuit. No opening for external access.

But... My conscious tells me I should probably build my own wacky strange TV channel instead. :)
January 6, 2026 at 10:49 AM
But in truth. I lived through the second half of VHS lifetime. I'm not bothered by the wobbly bottoms if it's there from authentic sources.

If it's an emulated artifact, however. Then my scrutiny goggles goes on as I compare it to real life artifacts. That's when my needless pedantry shows.
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I am curious there. Is it just distorted video signal down there? Then it may be better to crop it if it's not possible to undistort.

If there's actual decodable data like closed captioning or something, then it should remain. Maybe could be decoded and provided as subtitles if a crop is needed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Is that Space Sheriff Gavan? I might have to seek out a copy.
January 5, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Dang ye, for reminding me that I need to see this one in a Cinema. I'll be darned if I miss an opportunity to see a Park Chan-wook film on a big screen.

Dang ye! Because it's also another expense I didn't plan on. Dang ye!

Sigh...

Tickets bought... :D
January 3, 2026 at 9:04 AM