jmalmsten
@jmalmsten.com
Pastafarian Minister, Dudedist Monk, Novelty Scottish Lord. Freeze Frame Enthusiast.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness
Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.
I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness
Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.
I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
People wonder why we don't want to visit the US right now, or anytime soon.
They got friggin Judges there!
They got friggin Judges there!
January 8, 2026 at 7:22 AM
People wonder why we don't want to visit the US right now, or anytime soon.
They got friggin Judges there!
They got friggin Judges there!
Americans do realize that Judge Dredd was supposed to be a satire/warning, right?
January 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Americans do realize that Judge Dredd was supposed to be a satire/warning, right?
"Nobody's gonna be watching that..."
- Edward D. Wood Jr.
- Edward D. Wood Jr.
January 7, 2026 at 10:53 AM
"Nobody's gonna be watching that..."
- Edward D. Wood Jr.
- Edward D. Wood Jr.
So... Now I'm seeing reports of airstrikes on civilians and kidnapping of a foreign leader?
It's uhhh... It's fine. It's all good.
It's uhhh... It's fine. It's all good.
January 3, 2026 at 10:51 AM
So... Now I'm seeing reports of airstrikes on civilians and kidnapping of a foreign leader?
It's uhhh... It's fine. It's all good.
It's uhhh... It's fine. It's all good.
Breaking the brain. One ship at a time
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Breaking the brain. One ship at a time
Am I having a stroke on New Year's Eve... ?
What is this article title trying to convey?
What is this article title trying to convey?
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Am I having a stroke on New Year's Eve... ?
What is this article title trying to convey?
What is this article title trying to convey?
When I think of what I've done to achieve a reduction in bodymass of 15.6 Kg (that's 34.4 freedom units) between end of June to today, New Years Eve... just a very achievable dietary change. I feel like Saitama explaining his workout routine to Genos:
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When I think of what I've done to achieve a reduction in bodymass of 15.6 Kg (that's 34.4 freedom units) between end of June to today, New Years Eve... just a very achievable dietary change. I feel like Saitama explaining his workout routine to Genos:
Alright. Recently been diving into learning coding again. Python and such now. Thought I might as well learn to use Git and set up my repos. ..
A couple of days later and I'm deep into controversy lore around GitHub, CoPilot, Gitea and the origin stories of Forgejo.
I chose codeberg.org btw...
A couple of days later and I'm deep into controversy lore around GitHub, CoPilot, Gitea and the origin stories of Forgejo.
I chose codeberg.org btw...
December 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Alright. Recently been diving into learning coding again. Python and such now. Thought I might as well learn to use Git and set up my repos. ..
A couple of days later and I'm deep into controversy lore around GitHub, CoPilot, Gitea and the origin stories of Forgejo.
I chose codeberg.org btw...
A couple of days later and I'm deep into controversy lore around GitHub, CoPilot, Gitea and the origin stories of Forgejo.
I chose codeberg.org btw...
Over, and over. Nemik's lesson is proven true. Over and over.
December 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Over, and over. Nemik's lesson is proven true. Over and over.
"Tyko Jonsson hörde till dem som tror att alla som frivilligt
ger bort någonting är kommunister"
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"Tyko Jonsson was one of those who thought that anybody who voluntarily gave things away is a communist"
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Ask your Swedish friends about this one.
ger bort någonting är kommunister"
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"Tyko Jonsson was one of those who thought that anybody who voluntarily gave things away is a communist"
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Ask your Swedish friends about this one.
December 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"Tyko Jonsson hörde till dem som tror att alla som frivilligt
ger bort någonting är kommunister"
---
"Tyko Jonsson was one of those who thought that anybody who voluntarily gave things away is a communist"
---
Ask your Swedish friends about this one.
ger bort någonting är kommunister"
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"Tyko Jonsson was one of those who thought that anybody who voluntarily gave things away is a communist"
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Ask your Swedish friends about this one.
My rock suddenly got wifi for a few seconds.
Been seeing a lot about "substack". And I was wondering what it is. Quick googling says,,, it's a platform where people write newsletters for paying subscribers...
Excuse the ignorance here but..
People actually read newsletters?
Been seeing a lot about "substack". And I was wondering what it is. Quick googling says,,, it's a platform where people write newsletters for paying subscribers...
Excuse the ignorance here but..
People actually read newsletters?
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My rock suddenly got wifi for a few seconds.
Been seeing a lot about "substack". And I was wondering what it is. Quick googling says,,, it's a platform where people write newsletters for paying subscribers...
Excuse the ignorance here but..
People actually read newsletters?
Been seeing a lot about "substack". And I was wondering what it is. Quick googling says,,, it's a platform where people write newsletters for paying subscribers...
Excuse the ignorance here but..
People actually read newsletters?
Guys...
I... I just found out about HomeBox.
WHY HAVE I NOT FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS SOONER!?!?!
I... I just found out about HomeBox.
WHY HAVE I NOT FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS SOONER!?!?!
December 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Guys...
I... I just found out about HomeBox.
WHY HAVE I NOT FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS SOONER!?!?!
I... I just found out about HomeBox.
WHY HAVE I NOT FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS SOONER!?!?!
You know the references
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You know the references
Me, every time I read a Trump tweet:
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me, every time I read a Trump tweet:
While the japanese phonetic alphabets use "Gu" for writing Ring, it's only because they lack a single consonant for the sound. The u in gu is not supposed to be audible there. The intended english title of the japanese movie is simply Ring.
I'll return to my hole of insufferable dweebs now.
I'll return to my hole of insufferable dweebs now.
December 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
While the japanese phonetic alphabets use "Gu" for writing Ring, it's only because they lack a single consonant for the sound. The u in gu is not supposed to be audible there. The intended english title of the japanese movie is simply Ring.
I'll return to my hole of insufferable dweebs now.
I'll return to my hole of insufferable dweebs now.
Yesterday I saw another one. And not only was the number of perforations wrong but the orientation of the film strip itself was wrong throughout.
A very pedantic video essay is brewing in my head.
A very pedantic video essay is brewing in my head.
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yesterday I saw another one. And not only was the number of perforations wrong but the orientation of the film strip itself was wrong throughout.
A very pedantic video essay is brewing in my head.
A very pedantic video essay is brewing in my head.
Hah! Got me, you almost did!
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Hah! Got me, you almost did!
Every time I rewatch Paprika, I get that melancholic feeling, of the film never finalized.
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Every time I rewatch Paprika, I get that melancholic feeling, of the film never finalized.
Aw heck. Guess I'll take my business elsewhere (says I, who never sat foot inside a Starbucks... And probably never will)
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Aw heck. Guess I'll take my business elsewhere (says I, who never sat foot inside a Starbucks... And probably never will)
When a president calls one a "piggy" I feel the best response is from mr grumpy anime grampah himself.
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
When a president calls one a "piggy" I feel the best response is from mr grumpy anime grampah himself.
The inner dweeb recognize that gun!
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The inner dweeb recognize that gun!
