jmalmsten
@jmalmsten.com
Pastafarian Minister, Dudedist Monk, Novelty Scottish Lord. Freeze Frame Enthusiast.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness
Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.
I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
Loves filmmaking and general silliness
Currently in Jämtland, Sweden.
I usually use he/him. But I'll accept Lord, milord or a simple sod-off if you are so inclined.
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jmalmsten
@jmalmsten.com
· Mar 23
Reader beware. I am actually a failed youtuber that'll use the fame and clout I gain on bsky to market my coming silly video experiments to.
All in good fun of course!
All in good fun of course!
Just a friendly reminder for web developers:
If you mess with the back button...
I. WILL. AVOID. YOUR. SITE.
If you mess with the back button...
I. WILL. AVOID. YOUR. SITE.
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Just a friendly reminder for web developers:
If you mess with the back button...
I. WILL. AVOID. YOUR. SITE.
If you mess with the back button...
I. WILL. AVOID. YOUR. SITE.
People wonder why we don't want to visit the US right now, or anytime soon.
They got friggin Judges there!
They got friggin Judges there!
January 8, 2026 at 7:22 AM
People wonder why we don't want to visit the US right now, or anytime soon.
They got friggin Judges there!
They got friggin Judges there!
I feel like there has to be a name for that feeling when you see something interesting. But before you get a chance to click, the feed refreshes and it's now gone forever. Nowhere to be seen again.
Interest-tease? Interest-edging? Interest-denial?
Why are all my examples half p0rnhub search terms?
Interest-tease? Interest-edging? Interest-denial?
Why are all my examples half p0rnhub search terms?
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I feel like there has to be a name for that feeling when you see something interesting. But before you get a chance to click, the feed refreshes and it's now gone forever. Nowhere to be seen again.
Interest-tease? Interest-edging? Interest-denial?
Why are all my examples half p0rnhub search terms?
Interest-tease? Interest-edging? Interest-denial?
Why are all my examples half p0rnhub search terms?
I approve wholeheartedly of these nerdy repositories of niche knowledge and reference material.
I just stumbled upon featherbase, a database of feather pictures from a bunch of bird species.🪶
So pretty!
www.featherbase.info/zh/home
So pretty!
www.featherbase.info/zh/home
January 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I approve wholeheartedly of these nerdy repositories of niche knowledge and reference material.
So... Now I'm seeing reports of airstrikes on civilians and kidnapping of a foreign leader?
It's uhhh... It's fine. It's all good.
It's uhhh... It's fine. It's all good.
January 3, 2026 at 10:51 AM
So... Now I'm seeing reports of airstrikes on civilians and kidnapping of a foreign leader?
It's uhhh... It's fine. It's all good.
It's uhhh... It's fine. It's all good.
Watching the gang of Stranger Things work out some personal traumas through TTRPG...
Video: https://mastodon.nu/@jmalmsten/115822302619008701
Video: https://mastodon.nu/@jmalmsten/115822302619008701
January 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Watching the gang of Stranger Things work out some personal traumas through TTRPG...
Video: https://mastodon.nu/@jmalmsten/115822302619008701
Video: https://mastodon.nu/@jmalmsten/115822302619008701
Just in case there's those who's still waking up to the new year. :D
Video: https://mastodon.nu/@jmalmsten/115822224564835632
Video: https://mastodon.nu/@jmalmsten/115822224564835632
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Just in case there's those who's still waking up to the new year. :D
Video: https://mastodon.nu/@jmalmsten/115822224564835632
Video: https://mastodon.nu/@jmalmsten/115822224564835632
Breaking the brain. One ship at a time
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Breaking the brain. One ship at a time
Am I having a stroke on New Year's Eve... ?
What is this article title trying to convey?
What is this article title trying to convey?
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Am I having a stroke on New Year's Eve... ?
What is this article title trying to convey?
What is this article title trying to convey?
When I think of what I've done to achieve a reduction in bodymass of 15.6 Kg (that's 34.4 freedom units) between end of June to today, New Years Eve... just a very achievable dietary change. I feel like Saitama explaining his workout routine to Genos:
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When I think of what I've done to achieve a reduction in bodymass of 15.6 Kg (that's 34.4 freedom units) between end of June to today, New Years Eve... just a very achievable dietary change. I feel like Saitama explaining his workout routine to Genos:
I fully approve of this reckless nerdery:
Someone is good.🖖
Someone has lifted the QuickTimeVR movie files from 1994's "Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive Technical Manual", upscaled them then built an in-browser replica of the ITM's "Tour" module. mijofr.github.io/st-panorama/
#StarTrek
#StarTrek
December 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I fully approve of this reckless nerdery:
Allright. Now I have set up a crossposter. So. I can post here (on mastodon) and have it posted on bluesky.
Why? So I can have both of these going.
And I'll go towards self hosting my mastodon soon as well.
Why? Masochism... Mostly.
Why? So I can have both of these going.
And I'll go towards self hosting my mastodon soon as well.
Why? Masochism... Mostly.
December 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Allright. Now I have set up a crossposter. So. I can post here (on mastodon) and have it posted on bluesky.
Why? So I can have both of these going.
And I'll go towards self hosting my mastodon soon as well.
Why? Masochism... Mostly.
Why? So I can have both of these going.
And I'll go towards self hosting my mastodon soon as well.
Why? Masochism... Mostly.
One uncomfortable question that has entered my mind:
As America is becoming more and more irrationally hostile to anything foreign. How long until a site like Bluesky is forced to comply with wild federal law?
Where can we move our accounts when that boot is put down?
As America is becoming more and more irrationally hostile to anything foreign. How long until a site like Bluesky is forced to comply with wild federal law?
Where can we move our accounts when that boot is put down?
December 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
One uncomfortable question that has entered my mind:
As America is becoming more and more irrationally hostile to anything foreign. How long until a site like Bluesky is forced to comply with wild federal law?
Where can we move our accounts when that boot is put down?
As America is becoming more and more irrationally hostile to anything foreign. How long until a site like Bluesky is forced to comply with wild federal law?
Where can we move our accounts when that boot is put down?
Alright. Recently been diving into learning coding again. Python and such now. Thought I might as well learn to use Git and set up my repos. ..
A couple of days later and I'm deep into controversy lore around GitHub, CoPilot, Gitea and the origin stories of Forgejo.
I chose codeberg.org btw...
A couple of days later and I'm deep into controversy lore around GitHub, CoPilot, Gitea and the origin stories of Forgejo.
I chose codeberg.org btw...
December 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Alright. Recently been diving into learning coding again. Python and such now. Thought I might as well learn to use Git and set up my repos. ..
A couple of days later and I'm deep into controversy lore around GitHub, CoPilot, Gitea and the origin stories of Forgejo.
I chose codeberg.org btw...
A couple of days later and I'm deep into controversy lore around GitHub, CoPilot, Gitea and the origin stories of Forgejo.
I chose codeberg.org btw...
"Tyko Jonsson hörde till dem som tror att alla som frivilligt
ger bort någonting är kommunister"
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"Tyko Jonsson was one of those who thought that anybody who voluntarily gave things away is a communist"
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Ask your Swedish friends about this one.
ger bort någonting är kommunister"
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"Tyko Jonsson was one of those who thought that anybody who voluntarily gave things away is a communist"
---
Ask your Swedish friends about this one.
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
"Mmmmmmh, yeah... Just too bad it never made profit... I mean, gosh darn, how come we always make these blunders? Oh well, live and learn as they say... "
- Probably, execs at both Sony and Netflix.
www.animationmagazine.net/2025/12/kpop...
- Probably, execs at both Sony and Netflix.
www.animationmagazine.net/2025/12/kpop...
KPop Demon Hunters Surpasses 500 Million Total Views on Netflix | Animation Magazine
'KPop Demon Hunters' has hit a whopping 500 million-plus views since its Netflix premiere! It hit the No. 3 English Film spot last week.
www.animationmagazine.net
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
"Mmmmmmh, yeah... Just too bad it never made profit... I mean, gosh darn, how come we always make these blunders? Oh well, live and learn as they say... "
- Probably, execs at both Sony and Netflix.
www.animationmagazine.net/2025/12/kpop...
- Probably, execs at both Sony and Netflix.
www.animationmagazine.net/2025/12/kpop...
My rock suddenly got wifi for a few seconds.
Been seeing a lot about "substack". And I was wondering what it is. Quick googling says,,, it's a platform where people write newsletters for paying subscribers...
Excuse the ignorance here but..
People actually read newsletters?
Been seeing a lot about "substack". And I was wondering what it is. Quick googling says,,, it's a platform where people write newsletters for paying subscribers...
Excuse the ignorance here but..
People actually read newsletters?
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My rock suddenly got wifi for a few seconds.
Been seeing a lot about "substack". And I was wondering what it is. Quick googling says,,, it's a platform where people write newsletters for paying subscribers...
Excuse the ignorance here but..
People actually read newsletters?
Been seeing a lot about "substack". And I was wondering what it is. Quick googling says,,, it's a platform where people write newsletters for paying subscribers...
Excuse the ignorance here but..
People actually read newsletters?
Guys...
I... I just found out about HomeBox.
WHY HAVE I NOT FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS SOONER!?!?!
I... I just found out about HomeBox.
WHY HAVE I NOT FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS SOONER!?!?!
December 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Guys...
I... I just found out about HomeBox.
WHY HAVE I NOT FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS SOONER!?!?!
I... I just found out about HomeBox.
WHY HAVE I NOT FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS SOONER!?!?!
You know the references
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You know the references
Galaxy brained thought here...
Why do we call it weight LOSS. Implying failure. And not like, bloat reduction?
Ok. Weight problems go both ways, so involuntary unhealthy reduction in body mass should still be using the loss monicker.
But as an overweight guy. Saying "losing weight" feels wrong.
Why do we call it weight LOSS. Implying failure. And not like, bloat reduction?
Ok. Weight problems go both ways, so involuntary unhealthy reduction in body mass should still be using the loss monicker.
But as an overweight guy. Saying "losing weight" feels wrong.
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Galaxy brained thought here...
Why do we call it weight LOSS. Implying failure. And not like, bloat reduction?
Ok. Weight problems go both ways, so involuntary unhealthy reduction in body mass should still be using the loss monicker.
But as an overweight guy. Saying "losing weight" feels wrong.
Why do we call it weight LOSS. Implying failure. And not like, bloat reduction?
Ok. Weight problems go both ways, so involuntary unhealthy reduction in body mass should still be using the loss monicker.
But as an overweight guy. Saying "losing weight" feels wrong.
Me, every time I read a Trump tweet:
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me, every time I read a Trump tweet:
Dammit.
Anyways, Spinal Tap remains one of those LP's I want in me ole collection of vinyls...
youtu.be/qAXzzHM8zLw?...
Anyways, Spinal Tap remains one of those LP's I want in me ole collection of vinyls...
youtu.be/qAXzzHM8zLw?...
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Dammit.
Anyways, Spinal Tap remains one of those LP's I want in me ole collection of vinyls...
youtu.be/qAXzzHM8zLw?...
Anyways, Spinal Tap remains one of those LP's I want in me ole collection of vinyls...
youtu.be/qAXzzHM8zLw?...
In a future date, I would love to revisit the US. I even wanted to plan to go and watch the new moon landing takeoff at the Space Centre in Florida.
But I guess posts like these might not be helping my future ESTA application...
But I guess posts like these might not be helping my future ESTA application...
There's an old joke I've heard from armchair war historians, that the Allies didn't want to assassinate Hitler during WWII, citing fears that if he died, the Germans might replace him with someone competent.
That's my fear. That Trump would just be replaced with someone even worse for the world.
That's my fear. That Trump would just be replaced with someone even worse for the world.
December 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
In a future date, I would love to revisit the US. I even wanted to plan to go and watch the new moon landing takeoff at the Space Centre in Florida.
But I guess posts like these might not be helping my future ESTA application...
But I guess posts like these might not be helping my future ESTA application...
Yesterday I saw another one. And not only was the number of perforations wrong but the orientation of the film strip itself was wrong throughout.
A very pedantic video essay is brewing in my head.
A very pedantic video essay is brewing in my head.
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yesterday I saw another one. And not only was the number of perforations wrong but the orientation of the film strip itself was wrong throughout.
A very pedantic video essay is brewing in my head.
A very pedantic video essay is brewing in my head.