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Jim Kiley
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I'm a crooked jerky jockey and I drive a crooked horse | he/him | The Paris of Appalachia
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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I am now going to shill for a service that literally did what they claimed that would do, for a reasonable price: Rocket Money identified a zombie bill that I was paying 1/
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
we are a highly cross-dysfunctional organization
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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Building an identity around being the smartest person in the room might be a viable strategy to get through school (emphasis on might) but it’s a losing proposition once you get out into the world far enough to appreciate what you don’t know. That’s where smart action and smart identity diverge.
January 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
substandard is the standard
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Aaron Rodgers can still win if Mike Pence has the courage
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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aaron rodgers is about to go on an ivermectin binge
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Aaron Rodgers retired from the NFL with 2:39 left in a playoff game he was playing in
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Has no one told Adam Schefter that he should wear a little makeup when he's on-camera?
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
if it's COVID, and you have met your annual deductible, Paxlovid
January 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I would be a thousand times more willing to read ebooks in the Kobo app (and buy them through its store) if it didn't default to the brightness of the noonday sun and ignore the phone's actual brightness slider.
January 12, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Curt Cignetti never doesn't look annoyed.
January 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Dante Moore's draft stock is PLUNGING tonight.
January 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Ginny ain't foolin' around this morning.
January 8, 2026 at 1:28 PM
About damn time.
January 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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trump did january 6th. republicans did january 6th. violent traitors did january 6th. they stormed the capitol, destroyed the building and threatened to kill members of congress. ashli babbitt was a violent insurrectionist. the capitol police protected people. these are truths we need to repeat.
January 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
We all understand that he wants Greenland because he has no idea that the Mercator projection is wrong and so he thinks it's enormous, right?
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I didn't understand how TJ Watt had a collapsed lung from a dry needling treatment. Did somebody jab the needle in like four inches? Was that person sued or fired or at least punched?
January 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The tone from ESPN: Well _somebody_ has to win the NFC South, does anybody want it? Anyone?
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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If Maduro is in custody my expectation is the admin will try to hold Dumb Nuremberg. They'll make it a judicial referendum on fentanyl and try to blame Maduro for the deaths from the opiate crisis.
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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Hey y’all. Did you resolve to support more human writers this year, untainted by AI madness? ‘Cause I’m making it easy and cheap.
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January 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Egad
Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
In the 90s Kathy Griffin was Anderson Cooper's sidekick for NYE on CNN.

One year a heckler started shouting while Griffin was doing her bit, live on CNN. She stopped and yelled "Hey! I'm working here! Do I come to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth?"
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
"Mesidor and Bain" sounds like an 80s buddy cop show
January 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM