JP Hassen
@jhassen.bsky.social
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A cop doing the right thing? I think that i might need my fainting chair!
June 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A cop doing the right thing? I think that i might need my fainting chair!
This has to be a fucking joke right? Albeit, a terrible one, but a joke, right? You're literally asking for a president fighting a war involving his country's existence, if his attire is suitable? What the actual fuck? And this was a serious question? Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
March 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This has to be a fucking joke right? Albeit, a terrible one, but a joke, right? You're literally asking for a president fighting a war involving his country's existence, if his attire is suitable? What the actual fuck? And this was a serious question? Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit.
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Some of you really don't understand either hyperbole or the concept of bait.
If I was Zelenskyy, tomorrow I'd be inking a deal to sell Ukraine's mineral resources to China, in exchange for military support and to hell with the USA.
February 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Some of you really don't understand either hyperbole or the concept of bait.
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Told you.
But then again it not like I used to do this for a living or anything.
But then again it not like I used to do this for a living or anything.
February 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Told you.
But then again it not like I used to do this for a living or anything.
But then again it not like I used to do this for a living or anything.
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Oliver Darcy has some very good points here
February 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Oliver Darcy has some very good points here
I have no words. At all. Incompetence isn't even in the same galaxy as the words needed.
February 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I have no words. At all. Incompetence isn't even in the same galaxy as the words needed.
On February 25th, Apple 97% of shareholders rejected a proposal to end company DEI initiatives.
February 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
On February 25th, Apple 97% of shareholders rejected a proposal to end company DEI initiatives.
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here's today's post: "liars, thieves and winos: your Sunday Sewer Clown roundup" — let's debunk their bullshit.
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liars, thieves and winos: your Sunday Sewer Clown roundup
let's debunk their bullshit
bit.ly
February 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
here's today's post: "liars, thieves and winos: your Sunday Sewer Clown roundup" — let's debunk their bullshit.
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So, America, how's that eliminating the Department of Education going? Good?
February 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
So, America, how's that eliminating the Department of Education going? Good?
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Listen to this clown!
Markwayne Mullin had to listen to it “over and over again”—desperately searching for a way to spin the fact that Donald Trump called President Zelenskyy a ‘dictator’ and the aggressor.
There’s no debate here. Russia invaded Ukraine. Period!
Markwayne Mullin had to listen to it “over and over again”—desperately searching for a way to spin the fact that Donald Trump called President Zelenskyy a ‘dictator’ and the aggressor.
There’s no debate here. Russia invaded Ukraine. Period!
February 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Listen to this clown!
Markwayne Mullin had to listen to it “over and over again”—desperately searching for a way to spin the fact that Donald Trump called President Zelenskyy a ‘dictator’ and the aggressor.
There’s no debate here. Russia invaded Ukraine. Period!
Markwayne Mullin had to listen to it “over and over again”—desperately searching for a way to spin the fact that Donald Trump called President Zelenskyy a ‘dictator’ and the aggressor.
There’s no debate here. Russia invaded Ukraine. Period!
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This must hit so hard if you’re stupid
February 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This must hit so hard if you’re stupid
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Wonder what I’m gonna buy when I get rich off the *checks notes* $24 dollars I’m getting back (probably less tbh)
February 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Wonder what I’m gonna buy when I get rich off the *checks notes* $24 dollars I’m getting back (probably less tbh)
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Physically incapable of taking responsibility for his own actions.
February 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Physically incapable of taking responsibility for his own actions.
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Stuart worked on 5 Republican presidential campaigns.
February 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Stuart worked on 5 Republican presidential campaigns.
🎯❤️
Eric Adams line prosecutor Hagan Scotten, resigning rather than filing "dismissal-with-leverage" motion:
"I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me."
Via @NYTimes.com https://buff.ly/4hVJGLX
"I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me."
Via @NYTimes.com https://buff.ly/4hVJGLX
February 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
🎯❤️
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February 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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The reason why Trump wants to abolish the Department of Education is cause they think it’ll produce Republican voters.
February 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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How to get your country back, America:
1) Release Luigi
2) Drive Luigi to Washington
3) ?
4) Ta da!
1) Release Luigi
2) Drive Luigi to Washington
3) ?
4) Ta da!
February 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
How to get your country back, America:
1) Release Luigi
2) Drive Luigi to Washington
3) ?
4) Ta da!
1) Release Luigi
2) Drive Luigi to Washington
3) ?
4) Ta da!
Amazing 😂😂😂
Super Bowl 2026: The NFL, smarting from JD Vance’s criticism of the 2025 halftime show, presents Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Carrie Underwood singing “Camptown Races”
February 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Amazing 😂😂😂
Thank God someone is out there doing the things that matter most. Plastic straws folks. Now I can rest easy . It was these damn "woke" paper straws keeping me up at night.
Moron.
Moron.
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Thank God someone is out there doing the things that matter most. Plastic straws folks. Now I can rest easy . It was these damn "woke" paper straws keeping me up at night.
Moron.
Moron.
Looking forward to those $2 "aeroplane" rides Commander Dip Shit is going on about.
February 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Looking forward to those $2 "aeroplane" rides Commander Dip Shit is going on about.
I know it's been said many times in the last few years, but The Onion has become less satire and more reality.
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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February 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I know it's been said many times in the last few years, but The Onion has become less satire and more reality.