JFoTheShow
@jfotheshow.bsky.social
Leading online PDX weather model hypeman.
I also post about sports and chess and my posts are my own and not representative of my employer (Arbys)
I also post about sports and chess and my posts are my own and not representative of my employer (Arbys)
Getting some very interesting runs in the day 12-ish timeframe. Might be time to load up my model subscription if this continues for another day or 2
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Getting some very interesting runs in the day 12-ish timeframe. Might be time to load up my model subscription if this continues for another day or 2
It really says something about the expansion MLS teams that I am REALLY rooting for Vancouver (WHO I DISLIKE IMMENSLY)
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It really says something about the expansion MLS teams that I am REALLY rooting for Vancouver (WHO I DISLIKE IMMENSLY)
Maybe use your arms to tackle there Valentine
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Maybe use your arms to tackle there Valentine
Once they said oh no it's fine release em all you knew this had already happened. Eventually there will be evidence of cover-ups and reports from whistleblowers and the dem in charge will say yeah that's bad but who cares he's gone
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Once they said oh no it's fine release em all you knew this had already happened. Eventually there will be evidence of cover-ups and reports from whistleblowers and the dem in charge will say yeah that's bad but who cares he's gone
I almost feel bad for the man here. The guy just does not have the social skills to be the life of the party and it's obvious that's all he's ever wanted. It's ok to be reserved! Nobody is judging you! If you pull out a phone and tell Grok to roast someone at a party with my friends tho....my god.
I don't think anyone is working harder to accelerate the loneliness epidemic than Elon Musk
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I almost feel bad for the man here. The guy just does not have the social skills to be the life of the party and it's obvious that's all he's ever wanted. It's ok to be reserved! Nobody is judging you! If you pull out a phone and tell Grok to roast someone at a party with my friends tho....my god.
That was a fucking insane match fuck LAFC
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
That was a fucking insane match fuck LAFC
We don't have "A" standard much less "old standards" which would
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We don't have "A" standard much less "old standards" which would
Every payroll company software looks like it was developed in the Geocities era and the company makes $4 billion a year.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Every payroll company software looks like it was developed in the Geocities era and the company makes $4 billion a year.
It seems like the Thorns didn't play very well
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It seems like the Thorns didn't play very well
Don't look now but there's a pretty interesting cold signal on the ensembles lately around Thanksgiving timeframe. Feels too early to start tracking stuff!
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Don't look now but there's a pretty interesting cold signal on the ensembles lately around Thanksgiving timeframe. Feels too early to start tracking stuff!
I would just like to say that due to the schedule change ONE DAY IT WILL SNOW AT PROVIDENCE PARK WHEN WE ARE PLAYING SOCCER AND I WILL CRY LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I would just like to say that due to the schedule change ONE DAY IT WILL SNOW AT PROVIDENCE PARK WHEN WE ARE PLAYING SOCCER AND I WILL CRY LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL
It seemed like a good idea to attempt to skateboard for the first time with my skater friend while drunk...and high...and it was raining...and I decided to start by dropping into a bowl at the skate park. Lost a good deal of skin. Did not skate again.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It seemed like a good idea to attempt to skateboard for the first time with my skater friend while drunk...and high...and it was raining...and I decided to start by dropping into a bowl at the skate park. Lost a good deal of skin. Did not skate again.
This would blow but also would result in some objectively hilarious bad weather soccer and also I'd be lying if there isn't a bent appeal to reclaiming my entire summer from Timbers
Sources: MLS owners are expected to vote on flipping to fall-spring calendar at Thursday's BOG meeting. Could happen as soon as 2027.
Also: Changes to competition format expected too, including single league table + divisions.
w/ @paultenorio.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Also: Changes to competition format expected too, including single league table + divisions.
w/ @paultenorio.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Sources: MLS owners set to vote on season calendar, format changes Thursday
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This would blow but also would result in some objectively hilarious bad weather soccer and also I'd be lying if there isn't a bent appeal to reclaiming my entire summer from Timbers
Yeah I hadn't thought about this but it's actually hilarious to call Oates a pretentious author. She is notoriously prolific to the point of criticism.
late to this but i feel like an underrated part of the musk meltdown over joyce carol oates accusing him of not reading is this musk reply that makes it clear he has never read anything by joyce carol oates
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Yeah I hadn't thought about this but it's actually hilarious to call Oates a pretentious author. She is notoriously prolific to the point of criticism.
Look I don't think the best coach can take this team to the final but my god
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Look I don't think the best coach can take this team to the final but my god
What's the version of out with a whimper but it's just a savage beating
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
What's the version of out with a whimper but it's just a savage beating
Excluding the play in we are currently down 11-3 on aggregate over 4 matches vs San Diego
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Excluding the play in we are currently down 11-3 on aggregate over 4 matches vs San Diego
Sorta unfortunate we didn't get 1 back. Still just flabbergasted at our decisions. Why are we throwing huge numbers forward down 1 in like the 12th minute? Gotta be more disciplined out there.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sorta unfortunate we didn't get 1 back. Still just flabbergasted at our decisions. Why are we throwing huge numbers forward down 1 in like the 12th minute? Gotta be more disciplined out there.
Total insanity in coaching playing 3 at the back again
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Total insanity in coaching playing 3 at the back again
The fuck is Kamal doing there
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The fuck is Kamal doing there
Hmmm maybe don't leave dreyer there
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hmmm maybe don't leave dreyer there
Pretty fortunate to not have that called a handball
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Pretty fortunate to not have that called a handball
Next door neighbor's wife talked to me for a sec while I was doing to leaf raking which is bad news for the husband she's gonna send his ass out there now. I don't make the rules.
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Next door neighbor's wife talked to me for a sec while I was doing to leaf raking which is bad news for the husband she's gonna send his ass out there now. I don't make the rules.