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JFoTheShow

@jfotheshow.bsky.social

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Leading online PDX weather model hypeman. I also post about sports and chess and my posts are my own and not representative of my employer (Arbys)

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JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 18h

I have big numbers for the portland trick or treater post but my lynchian post about Travis and Taylor giving birth to the antichrist only got one like 😔

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JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 19h

In Portland trick or treater night we had one kid have us scan a QR code for the portland food bank (which I have already donated to) and another dressed as a pangolin and inform me they are the most trafficked animal

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JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 19h

My brother had his giant skeleton decay over the last 4 years so it is down to this

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JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 20h

We get almost none but my brother gets a ton and he chooses candy necklaces and fun dips where you dip that weird thing into the dust in order to make sure kids have some extremely gross sticky candies

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JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 20h

it's funny you say this I didn't think of him at all while I did it but when I was finished Hillary was like remember how Kevin had all those doll heads maybe we should find some next year and hang them from the tree around her

JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 20h

She is fine do not under any circumstances touch her

JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 20h

I looked up a bunch of ones that scared me as a kid and they all came out after Psycho which still holds up

JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 21h

Talked to the neighbors for the first time since I put the doll out they said yeahhhh our friends don't care for the doll and I said HER NAME IS JANET

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JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 23h

No! I think I've worn one costume in the last like 20 years unless you count just putting on the horse mask but that's not really a costume it can be used any time of year at all sorts of events. Halloween, random parties, funerals, etc.

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JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 1d

It seems like in the post-covid world we as a society have collectively agreed to not dress up anymore for Halloween in office environments.

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JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 1d

People are like "AI is stupid and I think less of you for using it" yeah well listen up shithead nothing could make me think less of myself than spending valuable time thinking up ways to add more business speak to my annual performance review.

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JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 2d

People are upset about the NWSL coach using ChatGPT as an assistant but Phil for sure needs to do that

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JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 2d

boy these endless foul FT war finishes...real thrilling stuff.

JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 3d

Looks fortunate for the kids that the traditional Halloween washout has been postponed to Saturday. Good thing not much line culture anymore cause it would be a real gross one.

JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 4d

Was pretty easy to schedule a flu/covid shot this year which probably doesn't bode well for the whole flu/covid season this year.

Anyway here's to novavax which only ruins me for 1/2 a day instead of 2.

JFoTheShow @jfotheshow.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah I don't think SD has the juice to win the conference but you don't need your cup to runneth over to get by us

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