Jessica Shortall 🧂🥴
@jessicashortall.bsky.social
Pleasant, well-nourished female.
Somewhere near one of 11,842 lakes
Somewhere near one of 11,842 lakes
Went to daughter’s hockey game, came home to learn Willie devoured one of the pumpkins pies I made with a pumpkin I grew myself.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Went to daughter’s hockey game, came home to learn Willie devoured one of the pumpkins pies I made with a pumpkin I grew myself.
"Device hoarding," meaning keeping the working object you already own instead of constantly buying a new one?
It's also funny that this is *also* from CNBC:
It's also funny that this is *also* from CNBC:
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Device hoarding," meaning keeping the working object you already own instead of constantly buying a new one?
It's also funny that this is *also* from CNBC:
It's also funny that this is *also* from CNBC:
No one wants to be forced to look up your archaic Gallilean phrase; see you in Valhalla, brother
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
No one wants to be forced to look up your archaic Gallilean phrase; see you in Valhalla, brother
No one cares that you don't like pumpkin pie; that's not interesting
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
No one cares that you don't like pumpkin pie; that's not interesting
I grew my own pumpkin pie this year. A 6-month pie.
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I grew my own pumpkin pie this year. A 6-month pie.
What a fun trick. I turned off smart features in my Gmail to make Gemini go away, so now every spam emai that used to go to "promotions" is now in my primary inbox.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
What a fun trick. I turned off smart features in my Gmail to make Gemini go away, so now every spam emai that used to go to "promotions" is now in my primary inbox.
I’m ashamed of all of us
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’m ashamed of all of us
When you say “quiet Piggy” to me, this is who you’re saying it to
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
When you say “quiet Piggy” to me, this is who you’re saying it to
I just keep thinking about what a sad, shallow, cold vision this is of America, and of thanks.
I'm starting a thread here of lovely stories about how immigrants enrich, adopt, and share American Thanksgiving...would love to hear yours.
I'm starting a thread here of lovely stories about how immigrants enrich, adopt, and share American Thanksgiving...would love to hear yours.
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I just keep thinking about what a sad, shallow, cold vision this is of America, and of thanks.
I'm starting a thread here of lovely stories about how immigrants enrich, adopt, and share American Thanksgiving...would love to hear yours.
I'm starting a thread here of lovely stories about how immigrants enrich, adopt, and share American Thanksgiving...would love to hear yours.
Interesting language here. Wonder if people will remember the repetition of a person's name and the phrase "sexual abuse of young girls."
"When you are arguing against the other side, do not use their language. Their language picks out a frame—and it won’t be the frame you want."
--George Lakoff
"When you are arguing against the other side, do not use their language. Their language picks out a frame—and it won’t be the frame you want."
--George Lakoff
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Interesting language here. Wonder if people will remember the repetition of a person's name and the phrase "sexual abuse of young girls."
"When you are arguing against the other side, do not use their language. Their language picks out a frame—and it won’t be the frame you want."
--George Lakoff
"When you are arguing against the other side, do not use their language. Their language picks out a frame—and it won’t be the frame you want."
--George Lakoff
omg
if it was a script you'd reject it. Epstein and Soon-Yi Previn emailing about what Woody Allen thinks
if it was a script you'd reject it. Epstein and Soon-Yi Previn emailing about what Woody Allen thinks
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
omg
if it was a script you'd reject it. Epstein and Soon-Yi Previn emailing about what Woody Allen thinks
if it was a script you'd reject it. Epstein and Soon-Yi Previn emailing about what Woody Allen thinks
Good to know who folks are.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Good to know who folks are.
What an incredible view from MN tonight. These reds were naked eye visible
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What an incredible view from MN tonight. These reds were naked eye visible
This is a terrifying trendline
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is a terrifying trendline
“I think of privatizing a lot of things but generally speaking you know you have government & a lot of people don't like privatizing but some things they really do they work out better privatized but it is government & sometimes government can be better. It's something a lot of people talk about“
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“I think of privatizing a lot of things but generally speaking you know you have government & a lot of people don't like privatizing but some things they really do they work out better privatized but it is government & sometimes government can be better. It's something a lot of people talk about“
A woman ruined my workplace
By Goya (1792)
By Goya (1792)
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A woman ruined my workplace
By Goya (1792)
By Goya (1792)
A woman ruined my workplace
By Gentileschi (1620)
(yes that's her driving a tent peg through his temple)
By Gentileschi (1620)
(yes that's her driving a tent peg through his temple)
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A woman ruined my workplace
By Gentileschi (1620)
(yes that's her driving a tent peg through his temple)
By Gentileschi (1620)
(yes that's her driving a tent peg through his temple)
I like them both! Of course love that Gentileschi is a woman telling this story.
Also love her Jael and Sisera, another general-slaying (this time by driving a tent peg through the temple).
Also love her Jael and Sisera, another general-slaying (this time by driving a tent peg through the temple).
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I like them both! Of course love that Gentileschi is a woman telling this story.
Also love her Jael and Sisera, another general-slaying (this time by driving a tent peg through the temple).
Also love her Jael and Sisera, another general-slaying (this time by driving a tent peg through the temple).
A woman ruined my workplace
By Charles-André van Loo (1760)
By Charles-André van Loo (1760)
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A woman ruined my workplace
By Charles-André van Loo (1760)
By Charles-André van Loo (1760)
A woman ruined my workplace
By Caravaggio (c. 1602)
By Caravaggio (c. 1602)
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A woman ruined my workplace
By Caravaggio (c. 1602)
By Caravaggio (c. 1602)