jess🦎Joose🍹
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cool bi 27 y/o | compressible butch-twink | he/she | jesscookie.net | art feed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6yliapf6iieoib2uta65vra2/feed/aaaccvwk67f64 alt @jesscrumble.bsky.social
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
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Update
The Dog Medicine guy is 759 days in has apparently built up so much static electricity in his hands due to the constant friction rubbing them together and on other surfaces that he now just has A Static Field around them some days
THIS RIDE NEVER ENDS
The Dog Medicine guy is 759 days in has apparently built up so much static electricity in his hands due to the constant friction rubbing them together and on other surfaces that he now just has A Static Field around them some days
THIS RIDE NEVER ENDS
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Update
The Dog Medicine guy is 759 days in has apparently built up so much static electricity in his hands due to the constant friction rubbing them together and on other surfaces that he now just has A Static Field around them some days
THIS RIDE NEVER ENDS
The Dog Medicine guy is 759 days in has apparently built up so much static electricity in his hands due to the constant friction rubbing them together and on other surfaces that he now just has A Static Field around them some days
THIS RIDE NEVER ENDS
came back from thangkiving and unsurprisingly We Are Having the Flu
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
came back from thangkiving and unsurprisingly We Are Having the Flu
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made one of my favourite childhood desserts
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
made one of my favourite childhood desserts
i told someone my birth year and they looked at me with this amazed look and said, "wow... a pre-2000 birthday"
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i told someone my birth year and they looked at me with this amazed look and said, "wow... a pre-2000 birthday"
I've never seen snowy weather overlap with fall like it does here in chicago but it is distressing to know that autumn leaves make the ice on top look piss coloured
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I've never seen snowy weather overlap with fall like it does here in chicago but it is distressing to know that autumn leaves make the ice on top look piss coloured
finally cooked the Wide udon i bought from the wide udon place in tokyo (ignore that i forgot scallions)
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
finally cooked the Wide udon i bought from the wide udon place in tokyo (ignore that i forgot scallions)
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
made a turkey for the first time
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
made a turkey for the first time
met these guys btw
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
met these guys btw
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you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
(watching wicked)
me: imagine being bullied your whole life because you were born green and then you finally go to the big capital city and everything is green
bf: it's like if you were born red white and blue and went to america
me: imagine being bullied your whole life because you were born green and then you finally go to the big capital city and everything is green
bf: it's like if you were born red white and blue and went to america
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
(watching wicked)
me: imagine being bullied your whole life because you were born green and then you finally go to the big capital city and everything is green
bf: it's like if you were born red white and blue and went to america
me: imagine being bullied your whole life because you were born green and then you finally go to the big capital city and everything is green
bf: it's like if you were born red white and blue and went to america
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I CLICKED ON THAT AND NOW THEY'RE MULTIPLYING
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I CLICKED ON THAT AND NOW THEY'RE MULTIPLYING
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rt if you would tuck him in
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
rt if you would tuck him in
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Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
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Yeah, that’s the Denver airport
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Yeah, that’s the Denver airport
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I watched Turn A Gundam in a Discord server with about 10 other people. The server had soundboard clips of Turn A's OP, so every time we started a new episode it sounded like this
March 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I watched Turn A Gundam in a Discord server with about 10 other people. The server had soundboard clips of Turn A's OP, so every time we started a new episode it sounded like this
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This is still one of the best gags of all time and it's so era-specific
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This is still one of the best gags of all time and it's so era-specific
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What, are you some kind of filthy lizard lover? You wanta give your little friend a big kiss?
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
What, are you some kind of filthy lizard lover? You wanta give your little friend a big kiss?
im actually making more art than i ever have since like, high school yet i am not posting art at all. it's too much of a hassle okayyyy
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
im actually making more art than i ever have since like, high school yet i am not posting art at all. it's too much of a hassle okayyyy
went to the holiday art fair my school's holding. there's some insane skill around here, i seriously need to lock in and haul ass the rest of my time here
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
went to the holiday art fair my school's holding. there's some insane skill around here, i seriously need to lock in and haul ass the rest of my time here
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!