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My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
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Todayborday, I'd like to wish alla y'alls a Mario Paint Labor Day!
September 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Todayborday, I'd like to wish alla y'alls a Mario Paint Labor Day!
Who up taking muscle relaxers in the Jersey Mike’s parking lot
August 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Who up taking muscle relaxers in the Jersey Mike’s parking lot
Drinking electrolytes while you’re drinking is absolutely terrible for you. Idk who needs to hear this but I certainly did on Saturday
August 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Drinking electrolytes while you’re drinking is absolutely terrible for you. Idk who needs to hear this but I certainly did on Saturday
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Using ChatGPT
I keep looking at my profile expecting there to be new posts. My brother in christ, you are the one with the account. You make the posts
August 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I keep looking at my profile expecting there to be new posts. My brother in christ, you are the one with the account. You make the posts
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why’d they name the blenders “ninjas” those fuckers loud as shit
August 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
why’d they name the blenders “ninjas” those fuckers loud as shit
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Actually, genuinely , candidly, shocked that I didn’t hear the amount of fireworks I thought I would. Astounded
July 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Actually, genuinely , candidly, shocked that I didn’t hear the amount of fireworks I thought I would. Astounded
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Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
July 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
Pray for me I’ve had Fireball
July 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Pray for me I’ve had Fireball
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lmaoo never gets old
June 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
lmaoo never gets old
Bluesky thinks I’m a gay man now and is showing me thirst traps. I’m a whole lesbian, algorithm. Where are the hot femmes
my tl used to be 80% political posts and now it’s like 30% political 70% cats
May 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Bluesky thinks I’m a gay man now and is showing me thirst traps. I’m a whole lesbian, algorithm. Where are the hot femmes
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April 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
liquid IV tastes like fun dip but with citric acid instead of sugar and chalk instead of the stick
March 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
liquid IV tastes like fun dip but with citric acid instead of sugar and chalk instead of the stick
Who measures flour in CUPS anymore? What are we in the fucking stone age?? Fuck off
March 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Who measures flour in CUPS anymore? What are we in the fucking stone age?? Fuck off
LET’S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
LET’S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
March 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
accidentally cut someone off and they gave me the double middle finger. I waved at them how the fuck do you say god im so fucking sorry
March 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
accidentally cut someone off and they gave me the double middle finger. I waved at them how the fuck do you say god im so fucking sorry
I wish I could be normal and not get overwhelmed so easily
March 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I wish I could be normal and not get overwhelmed so easily
It’s wing Wednesday and Wingstop’s online order system is down 😭 you motherfuckers
March 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It’s wing Wednesday and Wingstop’s online order system is down 😭 you motherfuckers
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Drunk me googled this last night and was absolutely thrilled it knew exactly what I was talking about
February 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Drunk me googled this last night and was absolutely thrilled it knew exactly what I was talking about