Jeroen D Stout
@jeroendstout.bsky.social
I am two fools, I know
For loving, and for saying so
I make games but I work it in the dance halls
insta: thejeroendstout
For loving, and for saying so
I make games but I work it in the dance halls
insta: thejeroendstout
My dancehall teacher trying to get a room of women to do a gangster choreo and not gyrate in any way and just saying "just remember, you're just men," and I can't help but just
February 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
My dancehall teacher trying to get a room of women to do a gangster choreo and not gyrate in any way and just saying "just remember, you're just men," and I can't help but just
Tongue between teeth, carefully replacing the aged, worn card in my wallet that says "what is the Citizen Kaine of games" printed in Courier New, with a spank-new glittery card that says "what is the Ashnikko of games", which also has "pop that pussy" hastily scribbled on the back in biro
February 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Tongue between teeth, carefully replacing the aged, worn card in my wallet that says "what is the Citizen Kaine of games" printed in Courier New, with a spank-new glittery card that says "what is the Ashnikko of games", which also has "pop that pussy" hastily scribbled on the back in biro
Saw a photo, thought "hey this is an idea for a story - what if a character in my novel is reading this story so its like a cutesy version of Tales of the Black Freighter" and please, for the love of god, someone come around and hit me until I make sense
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Saw a photo, thought "hey this is an idea for a story - what if a character in my novel is reading this story so its like a cutesy version of Tales of the Black Freighter" and please, for the love of god, someone come around and hit me until I make sense
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january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
It finally happened, a teacher counted the beats of a song, going 5, 6, 7, and a student went "siiiiix seeeeven" and they just went "oh god stooaahp"
January 28, 2026 at 9:26 PM
It finally happened, a teacher counted the beats of a song, going 5, 6, 7, and a student went "siiiiix seeeeven" and they just went "oh god stooaahp"
Hot girl sitting opposite to me in the tram, I look at my phone, now suddenly a similar hot guy, didn't see anybody get up or in, might be an Orlando situation
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Hot girl sitting opposite to me in the tram, I look at my phone, now suddenly a similar hot guy, didn't see anybody get up or in, might be an Orlando situation
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I saw this guy the first time I took mushrooms in Amsterdam. He was standing menacingly behind me at the kebab counter and changing the words on the menu with his mind
January 28, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I saw this guy the first time I took mushrooms in Amsterdam. He was standing menacingly behind me at the kebab counter and changing the words on the menu with his mind
Everybody seeing my pink blue hair saying I look like Harley Quinn "but the makeup is wrong" has led to an inevitable conclusion
January 28, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Everybody seeing my pink blue hair saying I look like Harley Quinn "but the makeup is wrong" has led to an inevitable conclusion
Overly staring at my hands on the piano and suddenly remember the wise words of my dance teacher, 'only look at the ground if there's money there'
January 24, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Overly staring at my hands on the piano and suddenly remember the wise words of my dance teacher, 'only look at the ground if there's money there'
Beginning to believe I have a sixth sense for determining who to say "nothing beats a jet2holiday" to in the full confidence they'll be detailed in having to finish the meme like a vampire counting rice.
January 22, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Beginning to believe I have a sixth sense for determining who to say "nothing beats a jet2holiday" to in the full confidence they'll be detailed in having to finish the meme like a vampire counting rice.
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
Seeing someone at ballet do a seemingly effortless front split, saying a very neutral "girl, wtf," and she just smiles like an angel unconcerned by earthly matters and says "just keep stretching." Then does deboulé at double tempo despite the teacher giving the beat while shouting "SLOW DOWN".
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Seeing someone at ballet do a seemingly effortless front split, saying a very neutral "girl, wtf," and she just smiles like an angel unconcerned by earthly matters and says "just keep stretching." Then does deboulé at double tempo despite the teacher giving the beat while shouting "SLOW DOWN".
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Pluribus reddit discourse is so funny. “Are we supposed to root for Carol” you are supposed to watch how her character interacts with the world “she’s very unlikable” wow that’s crazy can they do that
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Pluribus reddit discourse is so funny. “Are we supposed to root for Carol” you are supposed to watch how her character interacts with the world “she’s very unlikable” wow that’s crazy can they do that
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Love how Pluribus opens with like a prelude, then starts doing this wild juxtaposition between Serious Sci Fi Stuff on the one hand, and a miserable writer who is just fucking done on the other. Its not even clever or meaningful juxtaposition, its just such a fun way to do a bit of weird pacing.
January 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Love how Pluribus opens with like a prelude, then starts doing this wild juxtaposition between Serious Sci Fi Stuff on the one hand, and a miserable writer who is just fucking done on the other. Its not even clever or meaningful juxtaposition, its just such a fun way to do a bit of weird pacing.
From the makers of "I don't have ADHD, I have a system for where I put my keys" I now bring you, "how annoying that I keep forgetting to eat to the point of severe dysfunction"
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
From the makers of "I don't have ADHD, I have a system for where I put my keys" I now bring you, "how annoying that I keep forgetting to eat to the point of severe dysfunction"
Its so funny that I used to worry about misgendering someone appearing m/f but being f/m/x etc, but now I know so many enbies who have a certain look that sometimes I realise I think of someone as nonbinary even though they have at every point been identifying as a specific gender. Its a vibe.
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Its so funny that I used to worry about misgendering someone appearing m/f but being f/m/x etc, but now I know so many enbies who have a certain look that sometimes I realise I think of someone as nonbinary even though they have at every point been identifying as a specific gender. Its a vibe.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Me watching a historical k-drama that cuts to a scene with a sepia tint: ah, this is in The Past.
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Me watching a historical k-drama that cuts to a scene with a sepia tint: ah, this is in The Past.
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Uhhhhh maybe I’ll sit this one out
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
I may be the reason that this clip became a meme when I put it on twitter years ago
I may be the reason that this clip became a meme when I put it on twitter years ago
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Uhhhhh maybe I’ll sit this one out
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they are bringing back babies saying goo goo ga ga and i am here for it
December 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
they are bringing back babies saying goo goo ga ga and i am here for it
Watching Alien: Resurrection, Brad Dourif takes one breath and something in me said "ah, classic Brad Dourif"
December 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Watching Alien: Resurrection, Brad Dourif takes one breath and something in me said "ah, classic Brad Dourif"
I was thinking and like I had solved a major conundrum said out loud "maybe nobody in this family has slay energy" and that to me puts a good cap on 2025, it's definitely over
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I was thinking and like I had solved a major conundrum said out loud "maybe nobody in this family has slay energy" and that to me puts a good cap on 2025, it's definitely over
I can't believe nobody pointed out the similarity between Boy Cavalier from the absurdly awful Alien: Earth and youtuber styropyro, even the mannerisms are the same. The way styropyro just gets petulantly upset his 200 car battery array melts through wire and goes "ughhh that's so ANNOYING"
December 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I can't believe nobody pointed out the similarity between Boy Cavalier from the absurdly awful Alien: Earth and youtuber styropyro, even the mannerisms are the same. The way styropyro just gets petulantly upset his 200 car battery array melts through wire and goes "ughhh that's so ANNOYING"
I love completely different music than at the start of the year and I think it's because a lot of music requires a part of your brain that can feel out dancing to it. If you don't move to music probably a lot is really inaccessible.
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I love completely different music than at the start of the year and I think it's because a lot of music requires a part of your brain that can feel out dancing to it. If you don't move to music probably a lot is really inaccessible.