won’t mccrackcan’t
@jenniperlofez.bsky.social
won’t. can’t.
he/him
he/him
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
i am going to wake up in 5 hours to go to work and i am going to love it
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i am going to wake up in 5 hours to go to work and i am going to love it
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Welcome my son
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's all right, we know where you've been
It was a rhetorical question
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's all right, we know where you've been
It was a rhetorical question
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Welcome my son
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's all right, we know where you've been
It was a rhetorical question
Welcome to the machine
Where have you been?
It's all right, we know where you've been
It was a rhetorical question
(Boston voice)
I see my Marianne walking awaaay
Aaaaaaaaaaaah^Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
🎸(I tried so)
Hard, and got so far
I see my Marianne walking awaaay
Aaaaaaaaaaaah^Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
🎸(I tried so)
Hard, and got so far
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
(Boston voice)
I see my Marianne walking awaaay
Aaaaaaaaaaaah^Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
🎸(I tried so)
Hard, and got so far
I see my Marianne walking awaaay
Aaaaaaaaaaaah^Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
🎸(I tried so)
Hard, and got so far
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#NewMusic by @jamesgameboy.bsky.social and friends is lyrically reminiscent of The Eels but with crunchier guitars and of course... gameboys. I enjoyed my listen -
jamesgameboy.bandcamp.com/album/organ-...
jamesgameboy.bandcamp.com/album/organ-...
Organ Ghost, by James Gameboy
13 track album
jamesgameboy.bandcamp.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
#NewMusic by @jamesgameboy.bsky.social and friends is lyrically reminiscent of The Eels but with crunchier guitars and of course... gameboys. I enjoyed my listen -
jamesgameboy.bandcamp.com/album/organ-...
jamesgameboy.bandcamp.com/album/organ-...
the lion does not concern himself with the save error message that’s popping up every fifteen seconds, especially when he’s made it very close to the end of the game
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
the lion does not concern himself with the save error message that’s popping up every fifteen seconds, especially when he’s made it very close to the end of the game
i missed daylight today
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i missed daylight today
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victor almbum good
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
victor almbum good
week 5 of my new job! time to redownload poached
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
week 5 of my new job! time to redownload poached
chuffed.org/project/1384...
my friend noor needs groceries!! my usual request: please give if you can!
my friend noor needs groceries!! my usual request: please give if you can!
Support Noor's journey to recovery
Noor is a young artist and teacher from north Gaza whose life has been upended by conflict. Living in a tent with her mother, five sisters, and two brothers after her father was martyred, Noor has alw...
chuffed.org
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
chuffed.org/project/1384...
my friend noor needs groceries!! my usual request: please give if you can!
my friend noor needs groceries!! my usual request: please give if you can!
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Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
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The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines
July 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines
🤘🏻🤘🏻
🎶teenagers they🎶
🎵are scare the shit out of me🎵
🎶teenagers they🎶
🎵are scare the shit out of me🎵
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
🤘🏻🤘🏻
🎶teenagers they🎶
🎵are scare the shit out of me🎵
🎶teenagers they🎶
🎵are scare the shit out of me🎵
cool! the pizza button on my microwave heats up my pizza, but it also eliminates all of its moisture
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
cool! the pizza button on my microwave heats up my pizza, but it also eliminates all of its moisture
i have jason funderberker hair today
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
i have jason funderberker hair today
i’m listening to Garbage in the kitchen and then I stepped out of the kitchen and the bartender is also listening to Garbage! i really do belong here
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i’m listening to Garbage in the kitchen and then I stepped out of the kitchen and the bartender is also listening to Garbage! i really do belong here
STUPID DUMB IDIOT FUCKING DESIGN
what i REALLY wanted for my birthday is a key fob that lets you know its charge status, doesn’t need to be opened by prying it apart with a screwdriver, and doesn’t require metalbending to remove the battery
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
STUPID DUMB IDIOT FUCKING DESIGN
this king of the hill episode where buck takes hank to a coldstone-like ice cream parlor is insanely triggering.
October 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
this king of the hill episode where buck takes hank to a coldstone-like ice cream parlor is insanely triggering.
the entire pub is singing along to Killing Me Softly
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
the entire pub is singing along to Killing Me Softly
(long sigh) i think i might like jane’s addiction
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
(long sigh) i think i might like jane’s addiction
chuffed.org/project/1530...
Ghalya is still so far from her goal! Please donate if you can so that her mom gets the treatment she deserves.
Ghalya is still so far from her goal! Please donate if you can so that her mom gets the treatment she deserves.
Help Ghalya get out of Gaza
Hi my name is Breanna I live in the US. I'm the manager of 14 year old Ghalya's chuffed account. She is in Gaza and does not have access to this platform. We are raising money to help her and her fam...
chuffed.org
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
chuffed.org/project/1530...
Ghalya is still so far from her goal! Please donate if you can so that her mom gets the treatment she deserves.
Ghalya is still so far from her goal! Please donate if you can so that her mom gets the treatment she deserves.
weeping bitter tears over the pointed exclusion of Meat Puppets songs in both the Guitar Hero and Rockband franchises. the entirety of Up on the Sun would be so fun to play
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
weeping bitter tears over the pointed exclusion of Meat Puppets songs in both the Guitar Hero and Rockband franchises. the entirety of Up on the Sun would be so fun to play