repairmen are OBSESSED with giving you a three-hour window to expect them only to show up not within it ever

me neither buddy 🫂 me neither

he wrote it about being wanted dead or alive for playing guitar

i think my first year, i accidentally put a rock in there or something and he was really impolite about it

it’s just like the luau festival in stardew valley

Manfred Legpants

maybe i chose the wrong serving size, but in my defense i don’t know how to fucking measure my pizza in ounces

you were the mouse