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Jenn
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Formerly Sally & jennnhammm on the bad app. My life is changing for the better every day.
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My husband thinks he hates musicals but he knows every word to Muppet Christmas Carol and sings along happily and was excited to put it on tonight so I think the problem is that he saw the greatest musical of all time and now he thinks all of them should be this good
a man with a red beard is standing next to a stuffed gnome in front of a building .
ALT: a man with a red beard is standing next to a stuffed gnome in front of a building .
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December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Happy solstice to all you round-earthers out there.
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This is the first time I've taken emergency anxiety meds and not fallen asleep. I'm just here vibing and mellow and eepy
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
RIP MARBLES!!!!
Mr. Marbles, the dog of Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita, has passed away at the age of 17.
December 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Remembering, Jonghyun. 🙏🤍
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If anyone still has Twitter, you should all post about how cool it would be for Elon to climb Everest with only Grok for help instead of a Sherpa, even though he would never do it because he's just not manly enough
December 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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me when it happens
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I’m sorry can someone really bad die, please?

Can we get a despot or dictator to drop dead?
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Fighting video game called Catfight. You play as housecats and fight each other. Each cat has a supermove. Who wants this free idea?
You ever just think up a game that doesn't exist and you'll never be able to make, AND its too niche for someone else to make anything like it

Terrible feeling.
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I have a heel spur! Just a little teeny one says the doctor. Meanwhile I'm in so much pain I can hardly walk
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
RIP KING
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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dawns color and Loons calling; thankful to Mother Nature on the day after Thanksgiving. A view from Mica Bay on Coeur d'Alene Lake. #nature #dawn #PNW
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Jet is helping me clean the floor by contributing
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I had a great dream where I saw AF1 flying overhead but it suddenly turned around and landed in my neighborhood, so I ran over and started filming and saw Trump stumble out and stroke out and die, and I got millions for my video
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The furnace broke, which means more intense cat cuddles
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM