Jeff Zimmerman
jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social
Jeff Zimmerman
@jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social
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Tanner and I are looking for writers who want to contribute studies for the 2026 edition of The Process.

We already have 80 or so ideas for studies, or a person can come up with their own.

We competitively compensate all the writers. Just let me know if you are interested.
The offseason is in full swing. I just did a deep dive on Everson Pereira
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
As usual ...
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Nothing beats standing outside in line, at least 50 deep, at the DMV for the chance of getting helped today.

At least it quit raining.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Ok Chiefs, don't count on the jackass winning the game.
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
So where the fuck was the Chiefs D for the first three quarters?
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I wonder if Indy wants to give their D a break
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Me right now
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November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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RICE A RONI
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A football to the gonads
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So can the Chiefs D step up for back to back stops?
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November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
For $35 each, I grabbed a backup and a backup of the backup.
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
For $35 each, I grabbed a backup and a backup of the backup.
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hey Andy, the Chiefs just need to ”go for four" to turn those field goals into touchdowns.
Is … is “go for four” a football term I am blanking on?
The hell is going on over there
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So exciting, three field goals.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We can't have nice things
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Urias is way better than India and he got released.
3B Ramón Urías elected free agency.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
First fireplace burn off the season.
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Game on
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Three liters of pure gut rot.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I thought Brandon Pfaadt couldn't get lefties out (career vs LHH: 4.32 xFIP, vs RHH: 3.54) until I dove into Will Warren (career vs LHH: 4.82, vs RHH: 2.95).
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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this could fix me
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It rarely happens, but today I got great news and shitty ass news. A part of me wants to celebrate and the other half just wants to cry.

I'll just lean into the mixed emotions and get tanked.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The girl is off to Rome and Barcelona for the next two weeks.
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November 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM