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Jeff "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" Krisko
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FSWA Member
"Does it pass the JiA test?"
I'm never referring to dynasty
Neoliberalism will not save us.

Niners/Giants/Kings
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The things I do for perfect Thanksgiving turkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I one our Nation's Districts
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Just fucking download libby and hoopla dude what are we doing. Or at the very least if you're gonna pirate books have enough shame not to try and defend it on main IN FRONT OF THE PEOPLE YOU'RE STEALING FROM
I imagine most of the people trying to claim that stealing indie ebooks is leftism simply have never had to worry about paying rent or for groceries but sorry, your desire for free luxury goods is outweighed by the material needs of their creators
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Jauan Jennings:
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
About time we got hot turkeys
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Ball game
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Neither offense is particularly interested in winning, both just kind of want to go home
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
5 pick game lmao
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
That penalty that wiped a CAR point off the board was the Niners' first of the night. Crazy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
what if jason williams was a seven footer who hated basketball
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
That's what you get Carolina 😈
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is Kyle Shanahan Constantine? Because going to Christian might save his empire
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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The Niners handing the Panthers their injury issues like it was a White Elephant gift.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Legit might save the Niners
Panthers injury update: CB Jaycee Horn has been ruled out for the remainder of the game. He has two interceptions tonight.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Lol the Panthers have 4 first downs and 3 defensive picks. Amazing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"See it, throw it. See it, throw it. It's that easy. You don't have to go through your progressions. If he's open, throw it"
He was screaming GO TO RICKY on that one. Wait for the TV copy to catch up there.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Guy doing Queen songs right now. Gotta appreciate this, at least.
Niners got a cover band to do 90s/2000s rock for half-time. They listened to the Joey Fatone feedback
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Finally, discourse I can push (dont look at Brock anymore)
“Is Bryce Young bad,” you ask?

Allow me to answer your question with a question:

How many first half points did he lead his team to when his defense forced three interceptions?
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Counterpoint: you don't want him to try to "get right" against Myles Garrett
They should absolutely pull Purdy right now

doesn’t even have to be a referendum on him long-term but he’s missed a ton of time and clearly still can’t drive the ball at all
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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J.J. McPurdy
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM