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Incredibly @jessefarrar.com coded
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 PM
lol come on
Nicki Minaj has received Donald Trump’s Gold Card, which grants her U.S. residency.
January 28, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Such a fun game
BALL x PIT is $11.99 on Steam buff.ly/WJc6fCs

Deck verified

also on Game Pass Ultimate

update out now
January 26, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Apparently there’s another Venus For Men but instead of written testimonials, we get user submitted videos of what people are doing with it.
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Whoops! You forgot “stupid” and “hare-brained” to those adjectives @papapishu.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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lol owned
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Well!
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I’m the trombone player holding it by the bell and subsequently losing my slide mid-song
they want you to think minneapolis is dangerous. more of brass solidarity band performing today at powderhorn park at the anti ICE protest after their agent killed renee good. the band is made up of community members around george floyd square and they bring joy to every action they appear at
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
me seeing Trump activate some axions: I gotta hand it to yku, sir
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Liberals are such fucking rubes, man I can’t
I've spent 2 years trying to build bridges with a neighbor in Utah - despite being a Trump MAGA. I thought we finally broke through.

Today he sends me mock up DVD cover with George Floyd embracing Renee Good. Title "You Take My Breath Away: FAFO"

I will never understand or forgive these people.
January 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Governor I was not familiar with your game
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Don’t act all high and mighty like you’d go into work today
The Senate will hold a vote next week on another bipartisan resolution blocking the use of military force against Venezuela without the express authorization of Congress, Sen. Tim Kaine announced
U.S. Senate Will Vote To Block Military Action Against Venezuela Next Week
www.huffpost.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Wow
BREAKING: Both McLaren cars of Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri have been disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix

This is because the thickness of the rearmost skid of both cars was less than the required thickness

#F1 #LasVegasGP
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
They always look like an extra in the Tim Burton Batman movie
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Look at this jackass go Tom Cruise Mission Impossible on my shit
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I love when white people say shit like “skadoosh”
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Polling must be an absolute landslide
October 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Liberals when candidates defend trans people: "We can't do this, it's too unpopular."

Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect."

Do y'all hear yourselves?!
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Walking my boomer parents through how to clone a repo to jailbreak their bed.
The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure

www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...
The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds
When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.
www.404media.co
October 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Get a load of this guy, he’s never been in b2b
i will never learn what salesforce is or does
October 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Money is fake to these people. A concept.
Update: Bari Weiss’s first pitch at CBS — a roundtable with Antony Blinken, Mike Pompeo, and Hillary Clinton that ended up being a virtual interview with Clinton & Condoleezza Rice — has about 150 viewers on YouTube.

Added with the 24/7 CBS stream, it’s just over 1200 viewers.
October 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM