JazzJargon
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Utah Hockey Club, Utah Jazz, Utah Utes, Seattle Seahawks.
My dad is in the bishopric and has meetings for 8:30 to 4:30 today… on mother’s days. That’s so fucked up.
May 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My dad is in the bishopric and has meetings for 8:30 to 4:30 today… on mother’s days. That’s so fucked up.
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RFK claims “70% of pharmaceutical products in the world are sold to our country” but this is a false misrepresentation.
His 70% number is exaggerated and is based on sale $ not number of products sold, which ignores the fact that USA pays more for prescriptions than other places in the world
His 70% number is exaggerated and is based on sale $ not number of products sold, which ignores the fact that USA pays more for prescriptions than other places in the world
May 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RFK claims “70% of pharmaceutical products in the world are sold to our country” but this is a false misrepresentation.
His 70% number is exaggerated and is based on sale $ not number of products sold, which ignores the fact that USA pays more for prescriptions than other places in the world
His 70% number is exaggerated and is based on sale $ not number of products sold, which ignores the fact that USA pays more for prescriptions than other places in the world
Biggest "NO SHIT" ever.
May 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Biggest "NO SHIT" ever.
Last 15 4th overall picks in the NHL draft.
May 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Last 15 4th overall picks in the NHL draft.
Kelso is reminding me I haven’t watched these movies in awhile 😂. Yes, I mean the Capitol.
I think you mean the Capitol, not district 1. District 1 is most favored because their industry is luxury items and they have volunteer tributes but they are still district. They just still appear to have the wool over their eyes over what the games actually are. - an annoying hunger games super fan
May 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Kelso is reminding me I haven’t watched these movies in awhile 😂. Yes, I mean the Capitol.
I don’t get why people like Met Gala. It’s like district 1 in Hunger Games. Just all the rich showing off how rich they are.
May 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I don’t get why people like Met Gala. It’s like district 1 in Hunger Games. Just all the rich showing off how rich they are.
HOLY FUCK UTAH WON AND GETS THR 4th PICK!!!
The conspiracy theories are going to hit like crack when this happens tonight 😏
May 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
HOLY FUCK UTAH WON AND GETS THR 4th PICK!!!
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I missed this the other day, but thank God in just 100 days, Trump has already saved "258 million lives!"
At this rate, by the end of His presidency, he will have saved over 3 billion lives. Wow.
At this rate, by the end of His presidency, he will have saved over 3 billion lives. Wow.
"Are you ready for this, media?" -- Bondi turns to the press and credits Trump for saving "258 million lives"
May 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I missed this the other day, but thank God in just 100 days, Trump has already saved "258 million lives!"
At this rate, by the end of His presidency, he will have saved over 3 billion lives. Wow.
At this rate, by the end of His presidency, he will have saved over 3 billion lives. Wow.
"executives believe the president hasn't thought about the ramifications of his proposal"
I mean I get what they are saying but Trump literally ran on the premises of wide sweeping tariffs. These execs supported him cause they thought their industry would be different.
"hurt them not us!"
I mean I get what they are saying but Trump literally ran on the premises of wide sweeping tariffs. These execs supported him cause they thought their industry would be different.
"hurt them not us!"
May 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"executives believe the president hasn't thought about the ramifications of his proposal"
I mean I get what they are saying but Trump literally ran on the premises of wide sweeping tariffs. These execs supported him cause they thought their industry would be different.
"hurt them not us!"
I mean I get what they are saying but Trump literally ran on the premises of wide sweeping tariffs. These execs supported him cause they thought their industry would be different.
"hurt them not us!"
The conspiracy theories are going to hit like crack when this happens tonight 😏
May 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The conspiracy theories are going to hit like crack when this happens tonight 😏
Welcome back to this episode of Myth Busters.
On today’s episode we will see how many rolls it takes to drown out my fear of our countries shift to a dictatorship.
On today’s episode we will see how many rolls it takes to drown out my fear of our countries shift to a dictatorship.
May 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Welcome back to this episode of Myth Busters.
On today’s episode we will see how many rolls it takes to drown out my fear of our countries shift to a dictatorship.
On today’s episode we will see how many rolls it takes to drown out my fear of our countries shift to a dictatorship.
At least they got the light saber color right.
(Yes, this is a real post from the official White House account)
(Yes, this is a real post from the official White House account)
May 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
At least they got the light saber color right.
(Yes, this is a real post from the official White House account)
(Yes, this is a real post from the official White House account)
Guess what the change is? Not bigger portion or smaller sizes… The change is that the workers will smile more.
That will sure make me want to buy a $19.80 burrito more!
www.thestreet.com/restaurants/...
That will sure make me want to buy a $19.80 burrito more!
www.thestreet.com/restaurants/...
Chipotle CEO plans major change customers will cheer
Chipotle faces another major challenge; its CEO believes it can be fixed with a smile.
www.thestreet.com
May 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Guess what the change is? Not bigger portion or smaller sizes… The change is that the workers will smile more.
That will sure make me want to buy a $19.80 burrito more!
www.thestreet.com/restaurants/...
That will sure make me want to buy a $19.80 burrito more!
www.thestreet.com/restaurants/...
Trying something new tonight
May 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Trying something new tonight
Reddit helped me identify it. It’s a spatangoid, essentially a fossilized sand dollar from the late Cretaceous period (100M years ago).
My daughter found this rock that has this pattern on it. Almost looks fossil-esque. Anyone know what it is?
May 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Reddit helped me identify it. It’s a spatangoid, essentially a fossilized sand dollar from the late Cretaceous period (100M years ago).
My daughter found this rock that has this pattern on it. Almost looks fossil-esque. Anyone know what it is?
May 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My daughter found this rock that has this pattern on it. Almost looks fossil-esque. Anyone know what it is?
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They're replacing Steak n Shake with a halal restaurant.
This is the equivalent to the Muslim conquest of Jerusalem in the 7th Century.
This is the equivalent to the Muslim conquest of Jerusalem in the 7th Century.
May 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
They're replacing Steak n Shake with a halal restaurant.
This is the equivalent to the Muslim conquest of Jerusalem in the 7th Century.
This is the equivalent to the Muslim conquest of Jerusalem in the 7th Century.
Since these guys only speak bible
May 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Since these guys only speak bible
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We couldn’t afford to pay veterans $50k a year to be park rangers but we can afford this shit?
(AP) — Detailed Army plans for a potential military parade on President Donald Trump’s birthday in June call for more than 6,600 soldiers, at least 150 vehicles, 50 helicopters, seven bands and possibly a couple thousand civilians, The Associated Press has learned.
apnews.com/article/army...
apnews.com/article/army...
May 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We couldn’t afford to pay veterans $50k a year to be park rangers but we can afford this shit?
Maybe I just get performance anxiety, but no way I could poop while a stranger is yelling at me.
May 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Maybe I just get performance anxiety, but no way I could poop while a stranger is yelling at me.
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Every Trump quote now is like “people said we couldn’t like dogs anymore, dogs went into space once, the SOVIET UNION folks, that’s what they tell us, beautiful dogs, some say America isn’t beautiful but we made it that way yes we did, Marmaduke, disgusting creature RUINS PIE! People thank me”
Trump on imams: "I said, 'Do you want to die?' They said, 'We don't want to die.' I said, 'What about the 38 virgins?' They said, 'That's nonsense! We don't know anything about it.' And we won the state of Michigan."
May 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Every Trump quote now is like “people said we couldn’t like dogs anymore, dogs went into space once, the SOVIET UNION folks, that’s what they tell us, beautiful dogs, some say America isn’t beautiful but we made it that way yes we did, Marmaduke, disgusting creature RUINS PIE! People thank me”
It’s always the crowd that says pride flags push the gay agenda on them that say this shit.
Your religion never left. No one is persecuting you. However, freedom of religion includes my choice to abstain from religion.
Your religion never left. No one is persecuting you. However, freedom of religion includes my choice to abstain from religion.
Trump: "We're bringing back religion in our country and we're bringing it back quickly and strongly."
May 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It’s always the crowd that says pride flags push the gay agenda on them that say this shit.
Your religion never left. No one is persecuting you. However, freedom of religion includes my choice to abstain from religion.
Your religion never left. No one is persecuting you. However, freedom of religion includes my choice to abstain from religion.
I hate everything
Trump on his faith advisers: "They work right out of the White House. That's never been done before. No other president allowed that. They say 'separation between church and state.' I said, alright, let's forget about that for one time."
May 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I hate everything
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The Trump administration is gutting the EPA's enforcement of pollution regulations and rolling back rules, but do go on about our "standards."
Miller: "If you had a choice between a doll from China that might have lead paint from it that is not as well constructed, as a doll made in America that has a highly environmental and regulatory standard & those two products are both on Amazon, that yes, you probably would be willing to pay more."
May 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The Trump administration is gutting the EPA's enforcement of pollution regulations and rolling back rules, but do go on about our "standards."