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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥

@meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social

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32 yrs young 🍃 Philadelphian 🦅 Swiftie ✨ Foster cat mom 🐈 Pet-sitter 🐾 Hockey fan 🏒🧡🖤💛💙

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 10m

Thanks bestie it was a long time ago

kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 52m

My bf was so mad at me for not going right away and he was right but I also didn’t have health insurance. It was like pulling teeth to get my employer to pay for it. She kept trying to claim workers comp wouldn’t cover it because I’m not on their insurance plan. Fucking bitch.

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 58m

Houdini lmao

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 59m

I was in denial and swore I was okay until I started bleeding through my bandage. I was doing door to door sales at the time and was injured on the job and didn’t want to forego by income for the day. Don’t work for MLMs!

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 1h

1 is true! She was bad, she was always getting loose. I grew up in rural AF Pennsylvania

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 1h

Ooo 3 happened to me! I’m gonna guess 2 is the lie though

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 1h

At least make sure you wear a helmet!! A friend of mine died of a traumatic brain injury jury in an electric skateboard accident so I worry

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 1h

Omg bestie stay away from the e-scooters!!

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 1h

2 truths and a lie general edition

1. I had a pet goat as a child
2. I’m allergic to shellfish
3. I lost my virginity at 22

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 1h

Also being friends with the librarian is giving neurospicy lmao (I was also friends with the librarian)

kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 1h

Aquariuses are the little weirdos of the zodiac and I say that as someone who is dating an Aquarius and has been for years lol.

kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 1h

You probably made them feel insecure and stupid. Classic projection.

kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 2h

It must not be! He’s snoozing away right now

kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 2h

My mom was a special Ed teacher and taught me how to read before kindergarten. My second grade teacher is really responsible for my love of reading and introduced us to so many good books. I spent so much time reading when I was a kid.

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 2h

We have all regretted bangs, especially DIY bangs

kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 2h

They’ll be cute once they grow out at least

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 2h

Someone said it looks like the sign outside an OBGYN’s office and that’s all I can see now 😂

@lou_com1 @comlou.bsky.social · 3h

Trump forgot to add a gold colored oval so the people who don’t read so well know what he is trying to say!

kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 3h

I’ll keep trying and keep everyone updated lmao

kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 3h

His mom says he’s a curmudgeon in his old age 😂 he generally doesn’t do things he doesn’t want to which I respect but he won’t poop in his yard only on walks so I’m like come on dude I’m worried about your belly lol

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 3h

He is not lol he’s an old man bully breed

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 3h

Breezy is lucky he’s cute I’ve tried to walk him twice and he’s refused to move more than a few feet before he needs a treat. He hasn’t pooped yet today. Trying again in a few hours. He did this to me yesterday too.

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 4h

You’re so right

kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 4h

I wish men read more smut and watched less porn I think it would be better for their brains 😂

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 4h

Oh no, this is an old episode, season 12

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kelso (she/her) ❤️‍🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 4h

Funny how history nonfiction is so high but historical fiction is so low.

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