Jay St.Gelais
@jaystgelais.bsky.social
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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Abolish Ice should be a centrist position
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Abolish Ice should be a centrist position
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That awkward moment when your past foreign policy faceplants in real time.
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
That awkward moment when your past foreign policy faceplants in real time.
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Impeach Trump and try Hegseth for war crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Impeach Trump and try Hegseth for war crimes.
Do you remember a time when only congress could authorize acts of war?
pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
Alt: pepperidge farm remembers GIF from Family Guy.
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Do you remember a time when only congress could authorize acts of war?
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Trump's dementia is so bad there is a chance he thought Zohran Mamdani was Saudi's MBS! After all MBS was there earlier in the week! 😀
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Trump's dementia is so bad there is a chance he thought Zohran Mamdani was Saudi's MBS! After all MBS was there earlier in the week! 😀
This is the craziest cloud service outage I've seen since I've been building solutions in the cloud over the past 10 years. How is it a week later and for a decent portion of your customers, you are still blocking business?
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
All Changes to Azure Frondoor Configuration are blocked currently - Microsoft Q&A
Hi
We are currently blocked with front door deployments, what is the ETA for the Front door to be operational and unblocked ?
learn.microsoft.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is the craziest cloud service outage I've seen since I've been building solutions in the cloud over the past 10 years. How is it a week later and for a decent portion of your customers, you are still blocking business?
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
This has big "Wapol making the people of Drum Kingdom grovel to him for medical care" energy.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This has big "Wapol making the people of Drum Kingdom grovel to him for medical care" energy.
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Caligula's unorthodox style raises eyebrows among some liberal Romans.
-New York Times, 39 AD
-New York Times, 39 AD
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Caligula's unorthodox style raises eyebrows among some liberal Romans.
-New York Times, 39 AD
-New York Times, 39 AD
Everyday, Americans die from gun violence, its justice that someone who significantly contributed to causing this problem is counted among them today.
I feel about Kirk dying from gun violence the same I felt about covid deniers dying from covid 5 years ago.
Enjoy that sweet NRA money in hell.
I feel about Kirk dying from gun violence the same I felt about covid deniers dying from covid 5 years ago.
Enjoy that sweet NRA money in hell.
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Everyday, Americans die from gun violence, its justice that someone who significantly contributed to causing this problem is counted among them today.
I feel about Kirk dying from gun violence the same I felt about covid deniers dying from covid 5 years ago.
Enjoy that sweet NRA money in hell.
I feel about Kirk dying from gun violence the same I felt about covid deniers dying from covid 5 years ago.
Enjoy that sweet NRA money in hell.
At least I’m getting my daily recommended vitamin R.
August 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
At least I’m getting my daily recommended vitamin R.
How is this NOT an Onion headline?
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the health secretary, posted photos on Sunday of himself and his grandchildren swimming in a contaminated Washington creek where swimming is not allowed because it is used for sewer runoff.
RFK Jr. Swims in Washington Creek That Flows With Sewage and Bacteria
www.nytimes.com
May 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
How is this NOT an Onion headline?
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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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Being investigated for DEI used to mean you might be a racist.
Now it means you don’t burn enough crosses on lawns.
Now it means you don’t burn enough crosses on lawns.
March 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Being investigated for DEI used to mean you might be a racist.
Now it means you don’t burn enough crosses on lawns.
Now it means you don’t burn enough crosses on lawns.
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Not gonna pretend like I know anything about Carney’s politics because I don’t, but I watched his speech yesterday and he essentially told Trump to fuck off and now Trump’s speaking about him with a modicum of respect.
I feel like there’s a lesson in there somewhere.
I feel like there’s a lesson in there somewhere.
Trump drops the demeaning "governor" stuff and calls Carney by his correct title
March 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Not gonna pretend like I know anything about Carney’s politics because I don’t, but I watched his speech yesterday and he essentially told Trump to fuck off and now Trump’s speaking about him with a modicum of respect.
I feel like there’s a lesson in there somewhere.
I feel like there’s a lesson in there somewhere.
Post the first video game you ever played (can’t find gif of Atari version)
March 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Post the first video game you ever played (can’t find gif of Atari version)
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As a principled journalist, I pledge to doggedly pursue the Hegseth/Signal story right up until Trump successfully distracts me by pretending he’s about to bomb France.
March 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
As a principled journalist, I pledge to doggedly pursue the Hegseth/Signal story right up until Trump successfully distracts me by pretending he’s about to bomb France.
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Yes, Pete Hegseth and Michael Waltz violated all sorts of national security protocols by sharing military secrets with a journalist. But at least they were White when they did this.
by Charlie Kirk
by Charlie Kirk
March 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Yes, Pete Hegseth and Michael Waltz violated all sorts of national security protocols by sharing military secrets with a journalist. But at least they were White when they did this.
by Charlie Kirk
by Charlie Kirk
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I can’t tell you the amount of contempt real coders have for Musk’s stolen valor at pretending to be technical. His years (decades?) of pseudo-code revealing that he doesn’t actually know how software works are so offensive to genuinely talented developers that they’ve always hated him.
elon could fake being a business and technology genius forever and everyone would have thrown cash at him endlessly, but no, he had to pretend to be a poster and gamer tok and America was like hold up
Has to be rough for Elon to know that his popularity is inversely correlated with his public exposure. People thought this guy was a genius before he started posting in earnest
March 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I can’t tell you the amount of contempt real coders have for Musk’s stolen valor at pretending to be technical. His years (decades?) of pseudo-code revealing that he doesn’t actually know how software works are so offensive to genuinely talented developers that they’ve always hated him.