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Jay Reding
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Attorney, aviation enthusiast, and writer.

Opinions solely my own, especially the sweary ones.
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🎶The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee🎶
Pope Leo singing into a microphone dropping his phat Pontifical beats.
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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That is DEFINITELY not going to buff out!

(Photo by Jordan Guidry)
SpaceX Super Heavy booster 18 with a massive tear across the bottom half exposing the interior. It is sitting on a test stand with various tanks and other equipment surrounding it. Photo copyright Jordan Guidry.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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A text reading: I ain’t reading all that I’m happy for u tho Or sorry that happened
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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If you see this post a bird
A World War II-era T-28 Trojan propeller trainer on a runway with its prop spinning. It is in white and red Navy colors with the front, vertical stabilizer and wingtips in red.
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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These aurora are so bright it’s ridiculous! 🖖
The wormhole from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Even with the shitty light pollution, these auroras are amazing!
Shot of the aurora of November 11,2025 - the sky is filled with brilliant reds and greens.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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The memorial for the Edmund Fitzgerald crew at Split Rock Lighthouse was a wonderful tribute. I have to admit, seeing family members present to ring the memorial bell was incredibly emotional. And seeing Split Rock lit up was awe-inspiring.
Split Rock Lighthouse standing atop a large rock cliff with Lake Superior’s shore in the foreground. It is late evening and the skies are dark blue. The lighthouse beacon is lit and sending reflections out onto the water.
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Split Rock Lighthouse on the North Shore of Minnesota. The lighthouse sits on a large rock cliff and the light is lit sending a beam of light across Lake Superior. Black and white photo.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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You might need this today…
The jacket of a book called “How to Avoid Huge Ships” that is a real book. It shows a large ship’s bow.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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The Edmund Fitzgerald departing from Wisconsin sometime in 1975 before her sinking in November. We see her from the stern, her name written in white lettering on her red hull. Two other ships are in the background. Photo taken by Roger LeLievre.
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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50 years ago today the Edmund Fitzgerald set sail for the final time, traveling with its 29 crew from Superior, Wisconsin to legend and memory.
A life ring and jacket from the Edmund Fitzgerald. Both are bright orange and have the name “SS Edmund Fitzgerald” stenciled on them.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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A Zohran Mamdani style campaign sign reading “Leopards for Eating Your Face”
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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A sign in the style of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign poster reading “Leopards for Eating Your Face”
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Anyone know if they have these in a really tacky gold leaf motif? Asking for someone who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in DC.
A sign like one found in a nursing home saying "Today is Wednesday. The weather today is sunny. The Month is July. The year is 2007, the date is 4th. The Fourth of July"
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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In my guillotine era…
A doughy middle-aged cis white guy with a gray beard and thick glasses standing next to the bloody blade of a guillotine.
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Does this make me a Senior Prompt Engineer? (Or just a senior? 😆)
A Commodore 64 BASIC prompt with the command LOAD"*",8,1 typed in it.
October 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Baby cows are just too damn cute.
A headshot or a baby black and white cow with its tongue sticking out. There is a blue ear tag with the number 17 on its ear.
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Maybe this is the one relatable thing about Vought. Honestly, given the choice between sticking one’s member in a plastic-faced Mar-a-Lago harpy or this sea lamprey below I would be on Team Lamprey.
The mouth of a sea lamprey - a horrible monstrosity with teeth all along the edges and in a terrible gullet. This is still less nasty than Mar-a-Lago women.
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Anyone need a free hug? #WaylandYutani #Alien #Halloween
A homemade xenomorph egg prop - a large-egg shaped object with black and green highlights. Makes you just want to stick your face in real close to get a better look… what could go wrong?
October 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I literally just choked on my coffee reading that...
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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"I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
The Homer car from The Simpsons - an ugly green car with dual bubble cabins, an ugly hood, and an obnoxious horn on top. It is still a better car than the Cybertruck.
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I just had an epiphany that Pete Hegseth's view of warfare is basically the same as the Orks from Warhammer 40K...
An Ork from the Warhammer 40K game. A large green humanoid holding a chainsaw sword, a large dual-barrelled pistol, spiky armor, and plenty of skull decorations. If you are Pete Hegseth you now have a raging erection.
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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As a Minnesota fan, I feel your pain. Regularly.
James Franco with a noose around his neck saying “First time?”
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Now that the government is officially shut down, it is your best time to try and mail that mongoose without obtaining federal charges...

(From the great and hilarious book "How to Become a Federal Criminal.")
Written and pictoral instructions for illegally mailing a mongoose: Figure 1-18 - Mailing a Mongoose. 1. Cut Some Holes in a Box Air holes should always be cut before placing a mongoose into a box. This can help prevent ruining a perfectly good mongoose. CAUTION: Mongooses are not known for their pleasant dispositions. Offenders attempting to put a mongoose in a box should expect a fight. 2. Put Your Mongoose in That Box 3. Make the Post Office Mail That Box At roughly 10 lbs., the average mongoose may be fairly expensive to mail. NOTE: Mongooses are known to emit a pronounced offensive odor due to secretions from their anal glands. The air holes will only increase the risk of a sharp-nosed postal worker discovering the contraband mongoose shipment. (This is from the book "How to be a Federal Criminal.")
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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A picture of a special parking spot for BMWs that is diagonal across several normal spots. Below that picture is an image of a BMW still not able to park correctly in that spot.
September 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM