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2018 winner of the Nobel Prize for best costume. Top 2% on pets.com. He/him.
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With the recent announcement of Warhammer World USA, Games Workshop is changing the name of the game to Warhammer 24.8548 Miles.
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Rewatching Stranger Things, and all the way in episode 2 of the first season, they suggested that Will might be gay.

Also, though Joyce said it in a derogatory way (she was telling Hopper what Will's father said about him), I got the feeling that season 1 Joyce would not have cared if it were true.
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The ending of Stranger Things was fine. Quit being weird, you weirdos.

(Or quit being that kind of weird)
January 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The Jedi will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Back in 2020, the rapper Gunna said “She’s not a lesbian/For 🅿️, she turn Pesbian,” and I think about that sometimes.
April 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Max Dugan will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Introduce yourself with a couple things you've seen that we people would never believe. I'll go first:

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
C-Beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
My wife: "My friend's daughter was in a car accident!"
Me: "Oh no!"
Wife: "And she's pregnant!"
Me: "That must have been some accident!"
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Whammed by the Sentient Manifestation of the Song “Last Christmas,” Causing Me to Lose Whamageddon While Also Getting Me Off #fakechucktingle
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It’s that time of year when everyone likes jazz for about a month. #vinceguaralditrio
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Read this thread. Jay (no relation) speaks truth.
Here is a thought I'm going to share. Piracy culture starting with Napster was the actual start of enshittficaiton.
December 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Games Workshop: "When we say the Salamanders are 'black,' we mean that their skin turns black due to the radiation on Nocturne, not that they are of African descent. That would be weird if an entire legion was known for being one ethnicity.

Anyway, the White Scars are Asian."
#Warhammer40k
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Avatar 4: The Bending of the Air
Avatar 5: The Legend of the Core
Avatar 6: Spongebob Squarepants
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen
Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over
December 11, 2023 at 5:04 AM
You will be visited by three spirits...
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Oh shit! It's Cyber Monday!

A/S/L?
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Squirrel
Stoat
Squirrel
Coyote
Seriously, so many squirrels
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Red fox
Wild turkey
White-tailed deer
Groundhog
Skunk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Stoat
Bison
Crocodile
Cat
Vulture
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

The Mountain Goats
Ghostface Killah
Sunn o)))
Nine Inch Nails/David Bowie
Murder by Death
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Tori Amos
They Might Be Giants
Regina Spektor
Marian Call
The Divine Comedy
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Tori Amos
Radiohead
Ash
They Might Be Giants
Public Service Broadcasting
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Never talk politics at Thanksgiving dinner; it only leads to fights. For instance, my mother-in-law and I just argued about which of us hates Trump more.

#justkidding #wehatehimequally
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A Thanksgiving tradition.
William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer
YouTube video by williamburroughsVEVO
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Does ChatGPT have some sort of consciousness?
The short answer: No.
The longer answer: No, dumbass.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Everyone should have known those alt-right accounts on X were bots from foreign countries and not the actual American alt-right. Their English was too good.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Excellent
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM