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Jay
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He/him. Student of the strange, advertising professional, tech hobbyist.
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In Democracy you've got to be a player.
I am going to tell you something as a professional graphic designer who has done this for a while now.

Pantone fucking sucks. They always have fucking sucked and will continue to suck.

You should disregard everything about them unless you're forced to use the product.
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
That first one gonna make me act up.
Picking persimmons from the tree in the backyard. It’s my favorite fruit
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Experiencing The Male Loneliness because all of you are too far away to just pop over and watch some DVDs.
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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despite it all life can be pretty great
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Man. Mom started crying out of the blue. Told me it's because she can't do anything anymore. I reminded her that she just made my favorite meal yesterday. She said she just forgets to do things and I said to her that doesn't mean she can't do them and that's also one of the reasons I'm here, to help
December 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Oh man, Luna is in heat. Poor girl. This started a few days ago and I didn't realize what it was.
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
*Werner Herzog voice*
"I would like to see a boobie."
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I regret to inform you that I woke the cat up, got up myself and am now gonna work on grad school stuff.
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Kurt would end up like Mussolini.
it's genuinely wild how much conservative literature is basically desiring this as an outcome

i was reading kurt's latest fiction book earlier
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Took mom to the Ukrainian Bazaar. We're back.
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is what's up.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
As a TRVE MIDVESTERNER I went out in 33 degree weather with just a t-shirt on and wasn't cold. It's sunny and there's no wind.
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I got one. You should get one too.
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Economy in the shitter, goons grabbing people off the streets, data centers about to destroy everything and my evangelical friends from high school are posting "If your uterus has a higher body count than my AR, don't talk to me about anything."

I shouldn't be surprised at how black pilled I feel.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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*in Coal Chamber voice* Four Loko
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Not only will they kill you, they'll enslave your ghost and make it perform for them.
BREAKING: Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk announces that Charlie Kirk hologram will go on music tour where he will single AI-generated Christian rap. "This is our music. Charlie is this music."
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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What if an entire society’s epistemology was based on gambling, participatory make-believe, dictatorial counter-knowledge, and extruded word slurry.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I thought they were all playing but Luna got so upset she just peed in the living room.
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery.
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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kayfabe
The President of the United States is trying to throw Mark Kelly in prison and Mark Kelly's response is to confirm judges who have committed to putting him in prison
11 Senate Democrats just voted to advance the nomination of a Federal Society judge who used to defend banks and payday lenders:

Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I quit Spotify a year ago. The top CD in my car is Peelingflesh "The G Code"

Thank you for the attention to this matter.
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM