Jay Novak, genius [citation needed]
@jaynova.bsky.social
2018 winner of the Nobel Prize for best costume. Top 2% on pets.com. He/him.
Post your contextless photoshops
February 17, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Post your contextless photoshops
Wu-Tang Clan if they were into LOTR instead of kung-fu movies:
"Torture!
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' knock your ass down on Weathertop and stab you in the fuckin' arm with a Morgul blade BLAOW!
I'll fuckin' take yo fuckin jewelry, I'll take them shits and throw them in a fuckin' volcano TSSSSSSS!"
"Torture!
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' knock your ass down on Weathertop and stab you in the fuckin' arm with a Morgul blade BLAOW!
I'll fuckin' take yo fuckin jewelry, I'll take them shits and throw them in a fuckin' volcano TSSSSSSS!"
February 16, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Wu-Tang Clan if they were into LOTR instead of kung-fu movies:
"Torture!
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' knock your ass down on Weathertop and stab you in the fuckin' arm with a Morgul blade BLAOW!
I'll fuckin' take yo fuckin jewelry, I'll take them shits and throw them in a fuckin' volcano TSSSSSSS!"
"Torture!
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' knock your ass down on Weathertop and stab you in the fuckin' arm with a Morgul blade BLAOW!
I'll fuckin' take yo fuckin jewelry, I'll take them shits and throw them in a fuckin' volcano TSSSSSSS!"
The Mack will return in Averngers: Doomsday.
February 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The Mack will return in Averngers: Doomsday.
Post a banger not in English:
youtu.be/cUAP-fE81zs?...
youtu.be/cUAP-fE81zs?...
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Post a banger not in English:
youtu.be/cUAP-fE81zs?...
youtu.be/cUAP-fE81zs?...
A trans-femme artist who blends rock and rap to make intentionally crappy, mock-jingoistic music:
"My name is
RID!
KOCK!"
"My name is
RID!
KOCK!"
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
A trans-femme artist who blends rock and rap to make intentionally crappy, mock-jingoistic music:
"My name is
RID!
KOCK!"
"My name is
RID!
KOCK!"
DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME WITHOUT MENTIONING THE TITLE.
You have to get people from point A to point B without getting blown up, starving, running out of gas, losing all the people, or just becoming completely hopeless, all while escaping death robots. BUT YOU MIGHT BE A DEATH ROBOT.
You have to get people from point A to point B without getting blown up, starving, running out of gas, losing all the people, or just becoming completely hopeless, all while escaping death robots. BUT YOU MIGHT BE A DEATH ROBOT.
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME WITHOUT MENTIONING THE TITLE.
You have to get people from point A to point B without getting blown up, starving, running out of gas, losing all the people, or just becoming completely hopeless, all while escaping death robots. BUT YOU MIGHT BE A DEATH ROBOT.
You have to get people from point A to point B without getting blown up, starving, running out of gas, losing all the people, or just becoming completely hopeless, all while escaping death robots. BUT YOU MIGHT BE A DEATH ROBOT.
Did the owl see his shadow? (I didn't watch the Superb Owl pageant).
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Did the owl see his shadow? (I didn't watch the Superb Owl pageant).
Murderers have motives; serial killers have motifs.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Murderers have motives; serial killers have motifs.
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
Old College Try - The Mountain Goats
Like a Friend - Pulp
The Model - Belle & Sebastian
Life on Mars? - David Bowie
Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles
Old College Try - The Mountain Goats
Like a Friend - Pulp
The Model - Belle & Sebastian
Life on Mars? - David Bowie
Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
Superunknown - Soundgarden
Sliver - Nirvana
Rules Are Different For Dead Men - Scissorfight
Shoot 2 Kill - PeelingFlesh
Next Rounds On You - Murder City Devils
Superunknown - Soundgarden
Sliver - Nirvana
Rules Are Different For Dead Men - Scissorfight
Shoot 2 Kill - PeelingFlesh
Next Rounds On You - Murder City Devils
February 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
Old College Try - The Mountain Goats
Like a Friend - Pulp
The Model - Belle & Sebastian
Life on Mars? - David Bowie
Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles
Old College Try - The Mountain Goats
Like a Friend - Pulp
The Model - Belle & Sebastian
Life on Mars? - David Bowie
Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles
Reposted by Jay Novak, genius [citation needed]
It's Bandcamp Friday! Please buy music from my band. We play doom metal.
djinnandmiskatonic.bandcamp.com
djinnandmiskatonic.bandcamp.com
Djinn and Miskatonic
A 5-piece doom metal band from Bangalore, India. In life condemned, in doom transcend.
djinnandmiskatonic.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
It's Bandcamp Friday! Please buy music from my band. We play doom metal.
djinnandmiskatonic.bandcamp.com
djinnandmiskatonic.bandcamp.com
Look, going to an island is not a crime. There are LITERALLY hundreds--HUNDREDS--of people who LIVE on islands!
February 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Look, going to an island is not a crime. There are LITERALLY hundreds--HUNDREDS--of people who LIVE on islands!
Reposted by Jay Novak, genius [citation needed]
The guys in Suicidal Tendencies are so old now they changed the line to "All I wanted was a Pepcid."
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The guys in Suicidal Tendencies are so old now they changed the line to "All I wanted was a Pepcid."
Life is like a hurricane
In this hurricane
Race cars, space ships aeroplanes
In a hurricane
Might solve a mystery
Of why it’s windy
#badfirstdrafts
In this hurricane
Race cars, space ships aeroplanes
In a hurricane
Might solve a mystery
Of why it’s windy
#badfirstdrafts
January 31, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Life is like a hurricane
In this hurricane
Race cars, space ships aeroplanes
In a hurricane
Might solve a mystery
Of why it’s windy
#badfirstdrafts
In this hurricane
Race cars, space ships aeroplanes
In a hurricane
Might solve a mystery
Of why it’s windy
#badfirstdrafts
My rep, Shontel Brown, is a co-sponsor. Check to see if yours is too, and call them if they are not.
If your rep, no matter party, is not on this list as a co-sponsor to impeach Noem, be on their case until it is. Non stop emails,calls, posts on their social media & encourage other constituents to do the same.
Mine is not and he is getting an earful.
www.govtrack.us/congress/bil...
Mine is not and he is getting an earful.
www.govtrack.us/congress/bil...
Details for H.Res. 996: Impeaching Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem, Secretary of Homeland Security, for high crimes and misdemeanors. - GovTrack.us
Details for H.Res. 996: Impeaching Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem, Secretary of Homeland Security, for high crimes and misdemeanors.
www.govtrack.us
January 26, 2026 at 4:27 PM
My rep, Shontel Brown, is a co-sponsor. Check to see if yours is too, and call them if they are not.
DEFUND AND PROCECUTE ICE.
VOTE OUT COLLABORATORS.
VOTE OUT COLLABORATORS.
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 PM
DEFUND AND PROCECUTE ICE.
VOTE OUT COLLABORATORS.
VOTE OUT COLLABORATORS.
The people who are upset that a black man is playing Man-At-Arms are fine that Skeletor is played by an actor who doesn't actually have a skull face. #MastersOfTheUniverse
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 PM
The people who are upset that a black man is playing Man-At-Arms are fine that Skeletor is played by an actor who doesn't actually have a skull face. #MastersOfTheUniverse
five concerts you've seen with women lead singers
Windhand
Lacuna Coil
Witch Mountain
Le Butcherettes
Agent Ribbons
Windhand
Lacuna Coil
Witch Mountain
Le Butcherettes
Agent Ribbons
five concerts you've seen with women lead singers
Jucifer
Melt Banana
Kittie
The Detroit Cobras
Mr. Airplane Man
Jucifer
Melt Banana
Kittie
The Detroit Cobras
Mr. Airplane Man
five concerts you've seen with women lead singers
Misterwives
Miley Cyrus
Marian Hill
Lights
k.flay
LP Giobbi
Literally so so many, it's easy if you make a point to listen to female singers 🤷🏽♂️
Misterwives
Miley Cyrus
Marian Hill
Lights
k.flay
LP Giobbi
Literally so so many, it's easy if you make a point to listen to female singers 🤷🏽♂️
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 PM
five concerts you've seen with women lead singers
Windhand
Lacuna Coil
Witch Mountain
Le Butcherettes
Agent Ribbons
Windhand
Lacuna Coil
Witch Mountain
Le Butcherettes
Agent Ribbons
The Mandalorian explaining where he is when he gets a kiss from a rose:
This is the Grey.
This is the Grey.
The Mandalorian taking a wampa in to get fixed:
This is the spay.
This is the spay.
The Mandalorian making cheese:
This is the whey.
This is the whey.
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The Mandalorian explaining where he is when he gets a kiss from a rose:
This is the Grey.
This is the Grey.
Reposted by Jay Novak, genius [citation needed]
With the recent announcement of Warhammer World USA, Games Workshop is changing the name of the game to Warhammer 24.8548 Miles.
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM
With the recent announcement of Warhammer World USA, Games Workshop is changing the name of the game to Warhammer 24.8548 Miles.
Rewatching Stranger Things, and all the way in episode 2 of the first season, they suggested that Will might be gay.
Also, though Joyce said it in a derogatory way (she was telling Hopper what Will's father said about him), I got the feeling that season 1 Joyce would not have cared if it were true.
Also, though Joyce said it in a derogatory way (she was telling Hopper what Will's father said about him), I got the feeling that season 1 Joyce would not have cared if it were true.
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Rewatching Stranger Things, and all the way in episode 2 of the first season, they suggested that Will might be gay.
Also, though Joyce said it in a derogatory way (she was telling Hopper what Will's father said about him), I got the feeling that season 1 Joyce would not have cared if it were true.
Also, though Joyce said it in a derogatory way (she was telling Hopper what Will's father said about him), I got the feeling that season 1 Joyce would not have cared if it were true.
The ending of Stranger Things was fine. Quit being weird, you weirdos.
(Or quit being that kind of weird)
(Or quit being that kind of weird)
January 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The ending of Stranger Things was fine. Quit being weird, you weirdos.
(Or quit being that kind of weird)
(Or quit being that kind of weird)
The Jedi will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The Jedi will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
Reposted by Jay Novak, genius [citation needed]
Back in 2020, the rapper Gunna said “She’s not a lesbian/For 🅿️, she turn Pesbian,” and I think about that sometimes.
April 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Back in 2020, the rapper Gunna said “She’s not a lesbian/For 🅿️, she turn Pesbian,” and I think about that sometimes.
Max Dugan will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Max Dugan will return in Avengers: Doomsday.