Dennis is a bastard man
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I’m on the cornputer
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They hate it when you're funny and have a juicy ass. 😔
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
They hate it when you're funny and have a juicy ass. 😔
Good news, they figured out what happened to your mom
Runaway supermassive black hole? Did not know this could be a thing. It’s moving at 2.2M mph and “is pushing forward a literal galaxy-sized ‘bow-shock’ of matter in front of it, while simultaneously dragging a 200,000 light-year-long tail behind it”. [space.com]
James Webb Space Telescope confirms 1st ‘runaway’ supermassive black hole rocketing through home galaxy at 2.2 million mph: ‘It boggles the mind!’
“The forces that are needed to dislodge such a massive black hole from its home are enormous.”
www.space.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Good news, they figured out what happened to your mom
Me after both my kids ignore me for 30 minutes, call me a doody head, then crop dust me:
"I have not lost control of the House"
- Speaker Mike Johnson, in a press gaggle off the House floor a few minutes ago
- Speaker Mike Johnson, in a press gaggle off the House floor a few minutes ago
FOUR REPUBLICANS just signed the House Democratic discharge petition to force a House vote on the Hakeem Jeffries bill to extend health care tax credits for 3 years: Brian Fitzpatrick (PA), Mike Lawler (NY), Rob Bresnahan (PA), and Ryan Mackenzie (PA). Gives it the required 218 signatures. Huge news
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me after both my kids ignore me for 30 minutes, call me a doody head, then crop dust me:
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Them: How are you?
Me: Oh, no thank you.
Me: Oh, no thank you.
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Them: How are you?
Me: Oh, no thank you.
Me: Oh, no thank you.
lol
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
lol
Told my kids to go inside so they didn’t step in the dog shit that accumulated in the snow and they both ignored me and stepped in dog shit so now I get to use “Do you wanna listen to me or do you wanna step in dog shit?” for the rest of my life
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Told my kids to go inside so they didn’t step in the dog shit that accumulated in the snow and they both ignored me and stepped in dog shit so now I get to use “Do you wanna listen to me or do you wanna step in dog shit?” for the rest of my life
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killdozer mentioned must reskeet
on the phone with my aunt. she is sharing features she would like her dream vehicle to have and she has no idea she is perfectly describing killdozer
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
killdozer mentioned must reskeet
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State Sen. Julie Gonzales announces she'll challenge U.S. Sen. John Hickenlooper from the left in next year's Democratic primary in Colorado. coloradonewsline.com/2025/12/08/j...
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
State Sen. Julie Gonzales announces she'll challenge U.S. Sen. John Hickenlooper from the left in next year's Democratic primary in Colorado. coloradonewsline.com/2025/12/08/j...
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Took me a real hot second to realize this was about crows
Big neighborhood murder milestone this week. They’re finally eating out of my hand. Not sure if it took them two years to trust me or if I just wasn’t patient enough previously.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Took me a real hot second to realize this was about crows
People are saying
Indiana won the Big Ten
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
People are saying
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
At the end of the day, we’re all boobie feasters
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
At the end of the day, we’re all boobie feasters
Tag urself im the mudroom/laundry/coat closet at the back of the house with two bathtubs
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Tag urself im the mudroom/laundry/coat closet at the back of the house with two bathtubs
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to revisit the topic of ursine cloning: ive said it once before but its bears repeating
October 18, 2023 at 2:46 PM
to revisit the topic of ursine cloning: ive said it once before but its bears repeating
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drew a Thanksgiving hand turkey
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
drew a Thanksgiving hand turkey
Oh so now I can’t even covet my neighbors wife anymore?? Thanks a lot woke pope
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Oh so now I can’t even covet my neighbors wife anymore?? Thanks a lot woke pope
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When you get so high you think that you have transformed into a large building and worry that the other buildings might recognize you for the imposter that you are and gang stomp you
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
When you get so high you think that you have transformed into a large building and worry that the other buildings might recognize you for the imposter that you are and gang stomp you
Kinda wanna learn COBOL and maintain crucial legacy systems until I die for $450k/yr
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Kinda wanna learn COBOL and maintain crucial legacy systems until I die for $450k/yr
Real lib heads got mad at HD for donating too much money to GWB in 2000
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Real lib heads got mad at HD for donating too much money to GWB in 2000
I think my favorite brand of influencer is “European pro athlete who is also hot”. Like yes I get it you work out at long jump(?) all day and also somehow have abs that’s crazy. Non-employer healthcare goes hard
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I think my favorite brand of influencer is “European pro athlete who is also hot”. Like yes I get it you work out at long jump(?) all day and also somehow have abs that’s crazy. Non-employer healthcare goes hard
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Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left