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JawnRule
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Runaway son of a nuclear A-bomb. It’s pronounced “new-kyew-lurr”
#SFB14 Regular Season Survivor, Brian O’Conner Division!

Go Birds 🦅
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Apparently there’s a “kickoff” meeting between the DOGE people and Department of Labor management planned for tomorrow at 4pm ET.

Unrelatedly, the Frances Perkins Building that houses the Dept of Labor is located at 200 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20210.
Depr.management
February 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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a lot of rando anonymous accounts giving really bad advice on here. suspicious.
February 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Here are 5 rights all federal workers have and all should know:

www.naacpldf.org/five-rights-...
Five Rights All Federal Workers Have
Five Rights All Federal Workers HaveThe Trump Administration’s attack on the federal workforce threatens the livelihoods of hardworking public servants across the country. The federal workf
www.naacpldf.org
February 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I am simultaneously more existentially scared for us all collectively *and* more hopeful about the fall of MAGA fascism right now.

MAGA spent so much time on culture war during the Biden years, it seemed very likely that making good on those threats would be their opening salvo.
January 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The Eagles season in a nutshell:
The Eagles won't put this game away, but the Commanders don't seem to want it.
January 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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This is the sound that's playing in my head 24/7. It's the most cursed song of all time
January 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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OK - now at a murder sentencing in SDNY. Defense lawyer, arguing for a 12 year sentence, tells judge "No one is watching this case." Inner City Press as only media here will live tweet, thread below
January 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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To my cis liberal friends:

Caitlyn Jenner is not "fair game." You don't get to deadname here and then turn around and pretend you're doing it in support of me.

If you have any impulse to do that, I'll say what David Lynch said: fix your hearts or die.
January 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I had a walk today and thought about the relationship between civility, discomfort, and abuse.

Some of you know that “civility” is one of my hard “ugh” triggers. This thread will explain why.
January 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just joined! I’m with @scottfish.bsky.social as a babyface (maybe THE babyface) and you should come play too!

#SFPL10
My 10th annual playoff league is here!

fantasycares.org/sfpl

This year it's wrestling themed with signature move (20+ yd plays) and finisher (40+ yd plays) scoring

$10 recommended donation

Play as a HEEL with Iain, or as a FACE with me!

Lots of prizes to be given away!
January 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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My 10th annual playoff league is here!

fantasycares.org/sfpl

This year it's wrestling themed with signature move (20+ yd plays) and finisher (40+ yd plays) scoring

$10 recommended donation

Play as a HEEL with Iain, or as a FACE with me!

Lots of prizes to be given away!
December 28, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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Speaking of shut the fuck up Friday, I’ve been seeing some people say that the FBI has contacted them for questioning after seeing social media posts, and my extremely urgent advice is that you should under NO CIRCUMSTANCES talk to the Feds without a lawyer.
December 27, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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Among other things, Vivek has a truly amazing non-understanding of “Boy Meets World.” How in the world is CORY the first name you come up with for the “venerated” jock/prom king/cool guy archetype? CORY???????????
December 26, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Because @kenklippenstein.bsky.social is a clout-grifting hack.
December 26, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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President Elon Musk wants to shutdown the government so he can pave the way for massive tax cuts for him and his billionaire insiders while your fucking grandma pays the bill out of her social security check.
December 19, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Also it never really stopped being 2020
December 19, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Aaron Rodgers is a podcaster and conspiracy theorist who moonlights as a mediocre at best football player. At this current state in his life he's not good at any of the things he is famous for doing right now.
December 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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📊WR Matchups for Week 16 Fantasy Football

Outside WRs (left chart) and slot WRs (right chart)

[QB, RB, and TE opponent-adjusted fantasy matchups are in this same thread]

JSN's slot matchup against MIN is +2.5 PPR

MIN allows 2.5 MORE slot fantasy points per game than expected
December 18, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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Delighted to see our 'Exchange' article comparing the far right in Europe and Latin America with @leoniedejonge.bsky.social, Vasiliki Georgiadou, Talita Tanscheit and Cristóbal Rovira Kaltwasser on early view and available open access
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10....
Is the far right a global phenomenon? Comparing Europe and Latin America: A scholarly exchange
The purpose of the Exchange feature is to publish discussions that engage, advance and initiate new debates in the study of nations and nationalism. This Exchange article is on the subject of the glo...
onlinelibrary.wiley.com
December 18, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Are the DMs in the room with us now?
December 17, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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Fires his rifle in the sky
And says, "God, if I have to die, you will have to die"
--Modest Mouse, but also conservatives when they confuse the constellation Orion for Drones from Communist China
December 15, 2024 at 11:08 PM