Jason Skiles
@jasonskiles.bsky.social
Dad, hobbit, software engineer. Used to make video games. Kind of quiet and private. Following me won't be all that rewarding.
Team Orca.
Team Orca.
Thanks for everything, Harris Yulin, and Godspeed.
He was so good in so many roles, but the one that really sticks with me is
youtu.be/rVHR0UPHERQ?...
He was so good in so many roles, but the one that really sticks with me is
youtu.be/rVHR0UPHERQ?...
A Superb Case of Villainy
YouTube video by J0nTheKnight
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June 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Thanks for everything, Harris Yulin, and Godspeed.
He was so good in so many roles, but the one that really sticks with me is
youtu.be/rVHR0UPHERQ?...
He was so good in so many roles, but the one that really sticks with me is
youtu.be/rVHR0UPHERQ?...
It'd be so nice to get out of the first inning without giving up multiple runs. Just, like, one goddamn time.
May 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It'd be so nice to get out of the first inning without giving up multiple runs. Just, like, one goddamn time.
Feeling action-star badass because I swung the fridge door to close it and walked away not quite sure that I'd given it enough of a shove, and then it snicked closed and I didn't turn around to look.
May 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Feeling action-star badass because I swung the fridge door to close it and walked away not quite sure that I'd given it enough of a shove, and then it snicked closed and I didn't turn around to look.
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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the reason i'm being so defensive, HONEY, is because that's what wins championships
May 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
the reason i'm being so defensive, HONEY, is because that's what wins championships
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An inflatable saluting Elon Musk for a Tesla Takedown protest today in Boston, MA.
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May 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
An inflatable saluting Elon Musk for a Tesla Takedown protest today in Boston, MA.
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I rewatched season one of Andor to get caught up for season two, and I'd forgotten just how great it was.
Started season two last night and what the hell happened to this show? The tone is all over the place, the pace is sluggish, and none of the scenes have any heft.
Started season two last night and what the hell happened to this show? The tone is all over the place, the pace is sluggish, and none of the scenes have any heft.
May 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I rewatched season one of Andor to get caught up for season two, and I'd forgotten just how great it was.
Started season two last night and what the hell happened to this show? The tone is all over the place, the pace is sluggish, and none of the scenes have any heft.
Started season two last night and what the hell happened to this show? The tone is all over the place, the pace is sluggish, and none of the scenes have any heft.
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Fact is, bustin' DOESN'T make me feel good. Ghosts are sad confused creatures, cruelly tied to this plane by a powerful nexus of pain and fury. It gives me no pleasure to hunt them, shoot them with beams, and trap them in a box. I hope they find some peace in there. But TBH, no one really knows.
May 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Fact is, bustin' DOESN'T make me feel good. Ghosts are sad confused creatures, cruelly tied to this plane by a powerful nexus of pain and fury. It gives me no pleasure to hunt them, shoot them with beams, and trap them in a box. I hope they find some peace in there. But TBH, no one really knows.
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A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
April 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
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It would be scary to have any human being secretly living in your home, noticing food disappearing, hearing sounds from the attic only to find shadows, movement in the walls, that sort of thing, but it would be even scarier if it was Judi Dench because the police probably wouldn’t even believe you
April 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It would be scary to have any human being secretly living in your home, noticing food disappearing, hearing sounds from the attic only to find shadows, movement in the walls, that sort of thing, but it would be even scarier if it was Judi Dench because the police probably wouldn’t even believe you
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April 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
I got my measles immunity checked and Doc didn't like the numbers so I'm getting it topped up.
I got whatever babies got back then when their parents had health insurance and did as their doctors suggested.
If, like me, you're old enough to remember Carter's presidency, maybe get yours checked.
I got whatever babies got back then when their parents had health insurance and did as their doctors suggested.
If, like me, you're old enough to remember Carter's presidency, maybe get yours checked.
March 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I got my measles immunity checked and Doc didn't like the numbers so I'm getting it topped up.
I got whatever babies got back then when their parents had health insurance and did as their doctors suggested.
If, like me, you're old enough to remember Carter's presidency, maybe get yours checked.
I got whatever babies got back then when their parents had health insurance and did as their doctors suggested.
If, like me, you're old enough to remember Carter's presidency, maybe get yours checked.
I've seen where they buried Reagan. He's safely in the ground and can't hurt anyone anymore. If it's useful today to use him as a stick with which to beat today's monsters, I think I'm okay with that.
March 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I've seen where they buried Reagan. He's safely in the ground and can't hurt anyone anymore. If it's useful today to use him as a stick with which to beat today's monsters, I think I'm okay with that.
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Hey @rokhanna.bsky.social , we know you rep Silicon Valley — but care to explain? 🤔
February 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hey @rokhanna.bsky.social , we know you rep Silicon Valley — but care to explain? 🤔
Did something big change at #SNL recently? Last night's episode had a totally different energy. Wilder and weirder than usual. It's like they added a dash of Tim Robinson to the usual recipe.
January 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Did something big change at #SNL recently? Last night's episode had a totally different energy. Wilder and weirder than usual. It's like they added a dash of Tim Robinson to the usual recipe.
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A good day to remember that only Joe Biden had the determination to withdraw US troops from Afghanistan. Three successive predecessors weren't willing to take that hit. Barack Obama got rolled by his military advisors. Trump didn't have the guts to do it either. Biden ended it.
January 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
A good day to remember that only Joe Biden had the determination to withdraw US troops from Afghanistan. Three successive predecessors weren't willing to take that hit. Barack Obama got rolled by his military advisors. Trump didn't have the guts to do it either. Biden ended it.
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Not many people know this but the Heimlich Maneuver was named after the famed German doctor, Hans Maneuver.
January 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not many people know this but the Heimlich Maneuver was named after the famed German doctor, Hans Maneuver.
Wordle is bullshit again today.
January 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Wordle is bullshit again today.
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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
It's pretty gross that the mayor of NYC wanted to pose for photos with Mangione.
December 19, 2024 at 7:14 PM
It's pretty gross that the mayor of NYC wanted to pose for photos with Mangione.
Wait. I missed something. How was that face masking call against the Bears and not the Lions?
November 28, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Wait. I missed something. How was that face masking call against the Bears and not the Lions?
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Oh.
Wow.
Wow.
The thing about the Kobayashi Maru
“The thing about the Kobayashi Maru,” said Jim, “is you have to remember it’s a simulation.”
medium.com
November 17, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Oh.
Wow.
Wow.
Is this a "what color is the dress" thing? To my ear, Chenoweth very clearly sings "poise" and not "ploys", in both the OCR and in live clips I've seen. It's also a cleaner rhyme to "boys" and follows more naturally from "proper."
Ploys sounds like a mondegreen that caught on with later performers.
Ploys sounds like a mondegreen that caught on with later performers.
November 14, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Is this a "what color is the dress" thing? To my ear, Chenoweth very clearly sings "poise" and not "ploys", in both the OCR and in live clips I've seen. It's also a cleaner rhyme to "boys" and follows more naturally from "proper."
Ploys sounds like a mondegreen that caught on with later performers.
Ploys sounds like a mondegreen that caught on with later performers.