Jared
@jaredthfc.bsky.social
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Jared
@jaredthfc.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Quote post with your favorite teams:
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Spurs
National teams: England + USA
Casual fan of: DC United, Washington Spirit, Maryland Bobcats
⚾️🏒etc.: Any other DC or Maryland team once they’re in the playoffs
🏈: Cincinatti Bengals or Michigan when I’m around my brother or father in law, respectively
⚽️
Spurs
National teams: England + USA
Casual fan of: DC United, Washington Spirit, Maryland Bobcats
⚾️🏒etc.: Any other DC or Maryland team once they’re in the playoffs
🏈: Cincinatti Bengals or Michigan when I’m around my brother or father in law, respectively
Quote post with your favorite teams:
PL & WSL: Tottenham
Men’s & Women’s Bundesliga: BVB
USL-C: What is this league?? Lol
NWSL: Gotham 🗽
National teams: England, Mauritius & Slovakia
NBA: Spurs
Casual supporter of:
Serie A: Juve
USL-S: ???
USL-1: ???
L1: Orient
PL & WSL: Tottenham
Men’s & Women’s Bundesliga: BVB
USL-C: What is this league?? Lol
NWSL: Gotham 🗽
National teams: England, Mauritius & Slovakia
NBA: Spurs
Casual supporter of:
Serie A: Juve
USL-S: ???
USL-1: ???
L1: Orient
Quote post with your favorite teams:
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Spurs
Minnesota United
Minnesota Aurora
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Tampa Bay Lightning
NoDak F'ing Hawks
Minnesota Frost as soon as they fire that loser coach
Lots of teams I casually follow depending on players/prospects
🏈
Minnesota Vikings
NoDak F'ing Hawks
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Spurs
Minnesota United
Minnesota Aurora
🏒
Tampa Bay Lightning
NoDak F'ing Hawks
Minnesota Frost as soon as they fire that loser coach
Lots of teams I casually follow depending on players/prospects
🏈
Minnesota Vikings
NoDak F'ing Hawks
Let's just do guest/celebrity managers every week like Jeopardy did after Trebek
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Let's just do guest/celebrity managers every week like Jeopardy did after Trebek
@ Vicario
a man wearing a rachel's raiders jersey says " if "
Alt: That annoying Leafs fan screeching "if you're a goaltender, tend the goal"
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@ Vicario
Forgot the match had even started and it's already 2-0????
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Forgot the match had even started and it's already 2-0????
Can't watch the Lightning today. Can't watch Tottenham today. But I can watch a hockey school play football. Go birds.
a brick walkway leading to a building with the word und on the bottom right
ALT: a brick walkway leading to a building with the word und on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Can't watch the Lightning today. Can't watch Tottenham today. But I can watch a hockey school play football. Go birds.
More evidence of why I was so excited about this signing coys
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
More evidence of why I was so excited about this signing coys
Today and always, fuck ICE
Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Today and always, fuck ICE
2 girls came into the store where I worked. While checking out one nudged the other and said "you spent that long on your lashes and his still look better"
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
2 girls came into the store where I worked. While checking out one nudged the other and said "you spent that long on your lashes and his still look better"
Chasing the goalie 6 minutes in 😂⚡⚡⚡
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Chasing the goalie 6 minutes in 😂⚡⚡⚡
Reposted by Jared
GOAL: D'Astous makes it 2-0 before this game is 90 seconds in. Paul circled in the corner and fed D'Astous for the one-timer at the point.
#GoBolts FLYING
#GoBolts FLYING
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
GOAL: D'Astous makes it 2-0 before this game is 90 seconds in. Paul circled in the corner and fed D'Astous for the one-timer at the point.
#GoBolts FLYING
#GoBolts FLYING
Not watching but still coys
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Not watching but still coys
The time has arrived (after work) to lock the fuck in
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The time has arrived (after work) to lock the fuck in
Really hate the progression in the days before a winter storm.
2 days out: "we might get a dusting"
Day before: "models keep moving the storm south but we'll still only get an inch or 2 of snow"
Morning of: "models shifted again so probably 4-6 inches. Also winds of 40mph+." Very cool.
2 days out: "we might get a dusting"
Day before: "models keep moving the storm south but we'll still only get an inch or 2 of snow"
Morning of: "models shifted again so probably 4-6 inches. Also winds of 40mph+." Very cool.
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Really hate the progression in the days before a winter storm.
2 days out: "we might get a dusting"
Day before: "models keep moving the storm south but we'll still only get an inch or 2 of snow"
Morning of: "models shifted again so probably 4-6 inches. Also winds of 40mph+." Very cool.
2 days out: "we might get a dusting"
Day before: "models keep moving the storm south but we'll still only get an inch or 2 of snow"
Morning of: "models shifted again so probably 4-6 inches. Also winds of 40mph+." Very cool.
Putting every fan I own outside facing north to keep the snowstorm forecast from shifting any further south
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Putting every fan I own outside facing north to keep the snowstorm forecast from shifting any further south
Maple Leafs last place in the Eastern Conference 😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Maple Leafs last place in the Eastern Conference 😂😂😂
Frank my dear I don't give a damn
"They are definitely six years down the line and we are four months down the line" 👀
Thomas Frank reacts to Tottenham's north London derby defeat 🤝
Thomas Frank reacts to Tottenham's north London derby defeat 🤝
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Frank my dear I don't give a damn
Team talk worked well I see
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Team talk worked well I see
Good news is this has already filled my shit sports quota for the day so I have no need to watch the Vikings later
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Good news is this has already filled my shit sports quota for the day so I have no need to watch the Vikings later
Worst part of this for me is I just don't even care. Saw this coming as soon as the lineup was posted.
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Worst part of this for me is I just don't even care. Saw this coming as soon as the lineup was posted.
Jesus christ man this is abysmal
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Jesus christ man this is abysmal
Well who could've possibly seen that coming
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Well who could've possibly seen that coming