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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · Nov 7

Quote post with your favorite teams:

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Spurs
Minnesota United
Minnesota Aurora

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Tampa Bay Lightning
NoDak F'ing Hawks
Minnesota Frost as soon as they fire that loser coach
Lots of teams I casually follow depending on players/prospects

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Minnesota Vikings
NoDak F'ing Hawks

it’s iainoween! 🎃 @iain.coys.social · Nov 7

Quote post with your favorite teams:

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Spurs
National teams: England + USA
Casual fan of: DC United, Washington Spirit, Maryland Bobcats

⚾️🏒etc.: Any other DC or Maryland team once they’re in the playoffs

🏈: Cincinatti Bengals or Michigan when I’m around my brother or father in law, respectively

Dave Dhannoo 🇬🇧🇲🇺 @davedhannoo.bsky.social · Nov 7

Quote post with your favorite teams:

PL & WSL: Tottenham
Men’s & Women’s Bundesliga: BVB
USL-C: What is this league?? Lol
NWSL: Gotham 🗽
National teams: England, Mauritius & Slovakia

NBA: Spurs

Casual supporter of:
Serie A: Juve
USL-S: ???
USL-1: ???
L1: Orient

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1h

we love edgy jokes about gas chambers and rape unless it’s jokes about charlie kirk dying, which if you do that, you’ll be punished and deported and free speech revoked

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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 8h

Tottenham Hotspur unveils new Men's football leadership structure

We did alright for a couple of goofballs

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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 17h

It's very cool that there's a Norwegian on my favorite hockey team. It's much less cool that he happens to be completely awful at hockey.

HockeyStatCards @hockeystatcards.com · 18h

#NHL GameScore Impact Card for Tampa Bay Lightning on 2025-10-14

#GoBolts

Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 1d

Checked in the most out of pocket book title this morning ☠️

Graphic novel with the title "Donner Dinner Party"

Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 2d

No idea why some of these young guys are signing long term now with the cap jumping so much the next few years

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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 2d

Pierluigi Gollini

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 2d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 3d

Most of the athletic department budgets at these unis come from super wealthy donors, but it's still an absurd amount of money. Most states have college football coach as the highest paid public employee, while music/arts/etc and other "lesser" sports face insane cuts. Very cool!

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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 3d

If anyone out there would like to pay me tens of millions of dollars for being shit at my job please feel free

Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 3d

James Franklin's buyout will be around $50 million. His contract was fully guaranteed.

That will be the second-highest CFB buyout ever, behind the $77 million Texas A&M is paying Jimbo Fisher.

Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 3d

We're 2 games into the season so I'm not going full doom just yet but if the Tampa Bay Lightning could remember how to play hockey soon that would be great

Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 4d

I know basically nothing about anime, but our Teen Librarian asked me for anime recommendations to show at her program today. So now the kids are watching the greatest movie of all time.

a cartoon of a girl riding a broom with seagulls in the background

Alt: Kiki and Jiji on a flying broom with seagulls flying around them

media.tenor.com

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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 5d

It would be incredibly cool if guys I went to college with could stop scoring against my team

Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 5d

KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH ⚡⚡⚡

Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah Bolts are 1000% winning the Cup this season

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Benjamin Pierce @boltsben.bsky.social · 5d

GOAL: Bjorkstrand gets the first of the year on the power play.

The #GoBolts lead 1-0

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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 5d

For the first time this season: GO BOLTS ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 7d

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 7d

Couple of absolute chönks

Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 7d

Took these pics about 30 seconds apart:

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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 9d

Next game against Florida is going to be an absolute circus lmao

Lightning Insider @erikerlendsson.bsky.social · 9d

#GoBolts have claimed 6-fooot-9, 240-pound winger Curtis Douglas off waivers from the Utah Mammoth. Former 4th round pick of Dallas in 2018. Played last three seasons in Tuscon (AHL), has combined 384 minutes in penalties past three years.

Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 9d

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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 9d

Dental plan
Lisa needs braces

CNBC @cnbc.com · 10d

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.

Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

cnb.cx

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Mended Pearl | Virtual Doll @mendedpearl.bsky.social · 10d

So they're going into international waters, kidnapping people, then torturing them.
Am I getting that right?
The lack of balls in the international stage to do what's right is fucking disgusting

Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 10d

#BREAKING | The Israeli Minister Ben Gvir confirms that Greta thunberg was TORTURED by the Israeli forces

"I am proud that flotilla activists are being treated as terrorists. This is my policy. I am proud of the prison staff acting in accordance with the policy set by my Commissioner and myself."

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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 10d

I've never watched (and have zero desire to watch) any of those early 2000s Will Ferrell comedies that everyone my age seems to worship (Elf, Anchorman, Step Brothers, etc.)

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 10d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 10d

Another 6 point weekend for Spurs coys

Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 10d

Honestly this is a fucking embarrassment to the sport. Just call the damn game it's the preseason ffs