Jared Church
@jaredchurch.bsky.social
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The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
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Three kinds of gym clothes: painting a house, tech-ninja assassin from sex-future, basketball.
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Three kinds of gym clothes: painting a house, tech-ninja assassin from sex-future, basketball.
To be fair, Nanaimo's nickname is Surrey By The Sea 😂
blocked this dummy
don’t insult me, don’t say things that aren’t true, and learn how the name is linked to the very founding of the city
also learn how apostrophes work
don’t insult me, don’t say things that aren’t true, and learn how the name is linked to the very founding of the city
also learn how apostrophes work
January 17, 2026 at 8:56 AM
To be fair, Nanaimo's nickname is Surrey By The Sea 😂
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"Argentina's done it. Russia's done it. Turkey's done it. Venezuela's done it. And Zimbabwe's done it. It's a thing that tin pot dictators do... right before starting a hyperinflation and destroying their own economies."
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
"Argentina's done it. Russia's done it. Turkey's done it. Venezuela's done it. And Zimbabwe's done it. It's a thing that tin pot dictators do... right before starting a hyperinflation and destroying their own economies."
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It doesn’t need conspiracy or coordination. The incentives alone are sufficient. The platform pays the public to perform, and the performance produces the disorder.
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It doesn’t need conspiracy or coordination. The incentives alone are sufficient. The platform pays the public to perform, and the performance produces the disorder.
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the democratic party’s basic problem is it has almost no control over how its message reaches the ears of voters, especially outside of presidential election years. but rather than devote serious time, attention and cash to that problem its consultants and pundits want to fight factional battles
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the democratic party’s basic problem is it has almost no control over how its message reaches the ears of voters, especially outside of presidential election years. but rather than devote serious time, attention and cash to that problem its consultants and pundits want to fight factional battles
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Hakeem Jeffries while being dragged to an gulag by ICE goons: "This is bad for American healthcare"
September 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hakeem Jeffries while being dragged to an gulag by ICE goons: "This is bad for American healthcare"
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An assassin writes Bella Ciao in the same breath as a Notices Your Bulge meme on his bullets. One of the government responses is a practicing Hindu asserting that the fundamentalist Christian victim will join him in a Norse pagan afterlife. Welcome to the epistemic collapse.
September 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
An assassin writes Bella Ciao in the same breath as a Notices Your Bulge meme on his bullets. One of the government responses is a practicing Hindu asserting that the fundamentalist Christian victim will join him in a Norse pagan afterlife. Welcome to the epistemic collapse.
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Trump is the absolute worst of us.
You’d never work for him.
You’d never do business with him.
You’d never be friends with him.
You’d never trust your wife with him.
You’d never trust your 14yr old daughter with him.
Yet you voted for him. That says more about you than him.
You’d never work for him.
You’d never do business with him.
You’d never be friends with him.
You’d never trust your wife with him.
You’d never trust your 14yr old daughter with him.
Yet you voted for him. That says more about you than him.
September 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Trump is the absolute worst of us.
You’d never work for him.
You’d never do business with him.
You’d never be friends with him.
You’d never trust your wife with him.
You’d never trust your 14yr old daughter with him.
Yet you voted for him. That says more about you than him.
You’d never work for him.
You’d never do business with him.
You’d never be friends with him.
You’d never trust your wife with him.
You’d never trust your 14yr old daughter with him.
Yet you voted for him. That says more about you than him.
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bicyclists get scammed for their hobby more than warhammer 40k mini painters
September 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
bicyclists get scammed for their hobby more than warhammer 40k mini painters
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Can't recommend the print edition of The Onion enough...
August 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Can't recommend the print edition of The Onion enough...
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August 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I’m told I need to find a way to live together, in harmony, with these loathsome bigots, and I don’t really feel any desire to try. I would rather work to undermine them, to humiliate them, to deny them peace or joy.
August 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m told I need to find a way to live together, in harmony, with these loathsome bigots, and I don’t really feel any desire to try. I would rather work to undermine them, to humiliate them, to deny them peace or joy.
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What is left to say? www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
July 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
What is left to say? www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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More tariffs every day
July 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
More tariffs every day
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I'm sharing them knowingly.
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June 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm sharing them knowingly.
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*sidling up to a lady at the bar* hello would you like to join my polycule? we sleep in a Fisher-Price xylophone.
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
May 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*sidling up to a lady at the bar* hello would you like to join my polycule? we sleep in a Fisher-Price xylophone.
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Reading stories of cruel and brutal ICE deportations and detentions, I’m truly struck by the fact that this is what more voters chose.
We all knew this would happen given his first presidency and yet this was the winning choice. America chose cruelty. And tariffs. And Project 2025.
We all knew this would happen given his first presidency and yet this was the winning choice. America chose cruelty. And tariffs. And Project 2025.
May 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Reading stories of cruel and brutal ICE deportations and detentions, I’m truly struck by the fact that this is what more voters chose.
We all knew this would happen given his first presidency and yet this was the winning choice. America chose cruelty. And tariffs. And Project 2025.
We all knew this would happen given his first presidency and yet this was the winning choice. America chose cruelty. And tariffs. And Project 2025.