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Jane Maylin🍇🍷
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Nunc es bibendum. 🍷
Wine, mostly. Champagne, often. English by birth, French by decree, European by inclination.
https://www.traduction-vins-spiritueux.com/
My little man in the market (I say that not in any derogatory fashion, but because he is very small 😁) GAVE me these because he said they were too small and nondescript, but after a good wash and brush up and epilation you SHALL go to the ball tonight little sweet potatoes
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Commander Rémi Dubois, a police officer based in Épernay, said Dauvergne’s snails were “worth almost as much as champagne”.
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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See, the fact that ‘mashed’ does not qualify as ‘fatty’ is where you’ve gone wrong. My recipe is basically two parts potatoes, one part butter, 1/2 each of cream cheese and sour cream

it will give you a heart attack, as Thanksgiving was intended
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Who doesn't love a pie or a tart?
I’ve got pies and tarts on my substack…each one an old, authentic, traditional recipe but so modern. Spinach frangipane, pumpkin, apple flognarde, poires à la Bourdaloue.

jamieschler.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
And meanwhile, in other news, I slipped and fell, simultaneously whacking my head and cracking my foot against a chair.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I literally went down the rabbit hole.
🐰 TWO CRUSHED RABBITS are hiding in this painting
YouTube video by The Gaze
youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"make your rubbish wine taste exactly the same as everyone else’s" @hernehillandy.bsky.social on the rise of AI in wine
Spare me this AI wine hype
Amid AI mania, some are making bold claims for the technology's future influence on wine. I remain unconvinced: here's why. Plus: what I've been drinking this week
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Love this! @andersfrederiksteen
Anders Frederik Steen on his labels (pt 1). Follow for more #naturalwine producer #Wine portraits🍷
YouTube video by MORE Natural Wine
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November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Well cheers guys.
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
As someone who is a maniac for taking photos I have literally dozens and dozens of photos of plots of vines around here that are now just bare fields of weeds. It makes me so sad
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
France releases another 130 million euros for compensation to (definitively) pull up the vines, and encourages Europe to offer more subsidies for distillation.
"La France a répondu à la détresse des vignerons"… Les premières réactions au plan de "sortie de crise" l’Etat basé sur 130 millions d’euros pour l’arrachage
➡️ https://l.lindependant.fr/YgH
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Happy Sunday to all mariners everywhere #saltydog #sea #offering
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Lovely bit of goat
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"this is the moment for English sparkling to stand toe-to-toe in our own individuality." They don't look much like toes to me....
www.thetimes.com/article/a488...
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ta mère
“The United States is now a nation run by public servants who behave no better than internet trolls,” @radiofreetom.bsky.social argues. “Who’s responsible for these choices? Your mother, apparently”:
A Confederacy of Toddlers
The Trump administration is a regime of troubled children.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Reposted by Jane Maylin🍇🍷
Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
More news from the parallel universe....
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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NOTHING is set in stone.
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Although cold, the golden winter light was so beautiful yesterday I decided to walk in the hills above a nearby village, looking down over the sea. Today I have been inundated with property adverts in said village. ☹️ Google knows everything.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I shall not be drinking Beaujolais Nouveau tonight.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
(they) "believe the artwork is an attempt to humanise small boat crossings because the people walking across the water have Christmas hats on."
It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…

I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Everybody knows the 3rd Thurs of November is Beaujolais Nouveau. But did you know it's also the release date of Roussillon's Muscat de Noel? It was the year's first wine, produced by mutage, traditionally served at Christmas in the 14th century at the Court of the Kings of Majorca, who ruled..
Muscat de Noël 2025 dispo le 20/11
C’est le Premier vin mis en bouteille. Il est encore un bébé tout blond, tout gai, tout frais. Une explosion de fruits plein de fraîcheur. C’est le cadeau idéal à déposer au pied du sapin pour illumin...
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November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What has the BBC ever given us? Genius.
John Cleese, What Has The BBC Ever Given Us ?
YouTube video by Sid N
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November 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM