Jalapeño Overdrive
@jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social
Middle aged ethical edgelord and registered 'world's deadliest MILF'. Just because I play Virtua Fighter doesn't mean I'm any good at it. (I play other fighting games too sometimes) I have hella ADHD, be warned. She/Her. Avatar By @crossmirage.bsky.social
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It is not enough that minors do not interact with me; they must cease to exist when around me.
Boob morning, breasties.
My tits are too big, I have G-cups.
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Boob morning, breasties.
Voice chat; really, any chat.
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Voice chat; really, any chat.
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![Attention - Photos of your balls have been automatically shared with over one million people.
Fuck You
[Sounds Good.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g63d2jyokogc6gthfjntscas/bafkreic4e56b7aknmmrgh73kjbtc7llm7umaovhqbomedidhsgbgbsg3pi@jpeg)
My tits are too big, I have G-cups.
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My tits are too big, I have G-cups.
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Midna opens your timeline
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Midna opens your timeline
I need a puppygirl to come bark at my cousin. She just said my hair is "fancy" and I will not stand for such insults!
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I need a puppygirl to come bark at my cousin. She just said my hair is "fancy" and I will not stand for such insults!
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I ❤ my catgirl wife.
May 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I ❤ my catgirl wife.
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You have to fill your wife meter to unleash wife mode, you gain access to new abilities and combos.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You have to fill your wife meter to unleash wife mode, you gain access to new abilities and combos.
Hello, women. You're all lovely, thank you for being you.
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Hello, women. You're all lovely, thank you for being you.
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message to all retail bitches: survive
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
message to all retail bitches: survive
Huh, I don't think anybody was able to read my "Holy shit, I need to fade out of existance right the fuck now" energy I was giving off last night.
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Huh, I don't think anybody was able to read my "Holy shit, I need to fade out of existance right the fuck now" energy I was giving off last night.
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I hate this guy but it's true
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I hate this guy but it's true
I didn't get a plate pic, please forgive me.
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I didn't get a plate pic, please forgive me.
I gave myself the danksgiving munchies...
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I gave myself the danksgiving munchies...
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THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR TODAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEGA DREAMCAST I MISS YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEGA DREAMCAST I MISS YOU
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR TODAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEGA DREAMCAST I MISS YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEGA DREAMCAST I MISS YOU
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We both reach for the same feta-stuffed green olive and our hands touch, then our eyes meet...we both pause for a moment that feels like blissful eternity...and then I gather the courage to speak and say "Okay, but I want that olive, though."
October 28, 2024 at 10:48 PM
We both reach for the same feta-stuffed green olive and our hands touch, then our eyes meet...we both pause for a moment that feels like blissful eternity...and then I gather the courage to speak and say "Okay, but I want that olive, though."
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I have a strong lesbian desire to eat charcuterie with a pretty lady.
October 28, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I have a strong lesbian desire to eat charcuterie with a pretty lady.
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![A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r3jz2av542vhxbsouxvzrwe2/bafkreigoci7n3zt72bjp6xhr7g7g7h5gbte2bovkgomwmd5ircmjersx4m@jpeg)
It's a shame so many people on my timeline don't get along with their families. I, however, get along great.
*Suddenly remembers all the times one of my uncles asked me a question and then started talking over me as I was answering...*
Oh...right...
*Suddenly remembers all the times one of my uncles asked me a question and then started talking over me as I was answering...*
Oh...right...
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's a shame so many people on my timeline don't get along with their families. I, however, get along great.
*Suddenly remembers all the times one of my uncles asked me a question and then started talking over me as I was answering...*
Oh...right...
*Suddenly remembers all the times one of my uncles asked me a question and then started talking over me as I was answering...*
Oh...right...
Wife mode.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Wife mode.
The Dreamcast is still the future of video games.
The Dreamcast launched in Japan on this day in 1998. It brought online play, VMU memory cards, and a glimpse of the future.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Dreamcast is still the future of video games.
Reply to this post if you want me to be thankful for you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Reply to this post if you want me to be thankful for you.