Jalapeño Overdrive
@jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social
Middle aged ethical edgelord and registered 'world's deadliest MILF'. Just because I play Virtua Fighter doesn't mean I'm any good at it. (I play other fighting games too sometimes) I have hella ADHD, be warned. She/Her. Avatar By @crossmirage.bsky.social
The thing they don't tell you about being stacked is it's really fucking hard to find a bra that fits.
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The thing they don't tell you about being stacked is it's really fucking hard to find a bra that fits.
Where do I go to get a "Large Boob-Haver" shirt?
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Where do I go to get a "Large Boob-Haver" shirt?
Okay, that's enough barking. It's starting to get to me too.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Okay, that's enough barking. It's starting to get to me too.
It's pretty dope.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's pretty dope.
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You have to fill your wife meter to unleash wife mode, you gain access to new abilities and combos.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You have to fill your wife meter to unleash wife mode, you gain access to new abilities and combos.
Clearly, I needed an entourage of angry catgirls to help shield me.
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Clearly, I needed an entourage of angry catgirls to help shield me.
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We both reach for the same feta-stuffed green olive and our hands touch, then our eyes meet...we both pause for a moment that feels like blissful eternity...and then I gather the courage to speak and say "Okay, but I want that olive, though."
October 28, 2024 at 10:48 PM
We both reach for the same feta-stuffed green olive and our hands touch, then our eyes meet...we both pause for a moment that feels like blissful eternity...and then I gather the courage to speak and say "Okay, but I want that olive, though."
You have to fill your wife meter to unleash wife mode, you gain access to new abilities and combos.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You have to fill your wife meter to unleash wife mode, you gain access to new abilities and combos.