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@jakkuhera.bsky.social
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formerly gray/blu, now jakku
lifelong music addict
pnw lifer
die hot
formerly gray/blu, now jakku
lifelong music addict
pnw lifer
die hot
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Anyway, If this random post somehow gets 1000 likes. I’ll post dong. Dead serious
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sending my cat’s anal glands to therapy so they learn to express themselves
January 29, 2026 at 5:40 AM
sending my cat’s anal glands to therapy so they learn to express themselves
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I trust people that use a magic 8 ball more than ai
January 29, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I trust people that use a magic 8 ball more than ai
When I was super into fallout 3 and new vegas I would do character play throughs. Hannibal lector was fun but trying to play as Jesus before fully leaning into unarmed combat was the best.
January 29, 2026 at 3:45 AM
When I was super into fallout 3 and new vegas I would do character play throughs. Hannibal lector was fun but trying to play as Jesus before fully leaning into unarmed combat was the best.
I must be eating too much cheese or something. I’m more backed up than @bripls.bsky.social ‘s pupper
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I must be eating too much cheese or something. I’m more backed up than @bripls.bsky.social ‘s pupper
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nice try but the character based on you in my novella will experience a summer of hardship and loss
April 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
nice try but the character based on you in my novella will experience a summer of hardship and loss
I trust people using yahoo answers more than ai any day
January 29, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I trust people using yahoo answers more than ai any day
If you’re lactose intolerant, does that make you queef more?
Ask Jeeves: wtf
Ask Jeeves: wtf
January 29, 2026 at 3:14 AM
If you’re lactose intolerant, does that make you queef more?
Ask Jeeves: wtf
Ask Jeeves: wtf
Mine are both
quote reposts have two categories: hilarious or dumb as fuck
January 29, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Mine are both
This is the attitude people need if they want to oppose the pedo and his employees
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 AM
This is the attitude people need if they want to oppose the pedo and his employees
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Fuck it. I am voting for Elliot Forhan.
January 27, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Fuck it. I am voting for Elliot Forhan.
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leave the divorce papers on the table i’ll sign them once i’ve concluded playing toys
January 29, 2026 at 2:55 AM
leave the divorce papers on the table i’ll sign them once i’ve concluded playing toys
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animal husbandry is an odd practice. how many animals can u even marry
July 17, 2023 at 7:13 AM
animal husbandry is an odd practice. how many animals can u even marry
I remembered I hate taking selfies because my script is so strong it makes my eyes look small
January 29, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I remembered I hate taking selfies because my script is so strong it makes my eyes look small
Flirting:
So I read an Instagram post that said massaging olive oil on breasts helps firm and moisturize the skin and well….
That’s why I’m here at Costco, how about you?
So I read an Instagram post that said massaging olive oil on breasts helps firm and moisturize the skin and well….
That’s why I’m here at Costco, how about you?
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Flirting:
So I read an Instagram post that said massaging olive oil on breasts helps firm and moisturize the skin and well….
That’s why I’m here at Costco, how about you?
So I read an Instagram post that said massaging olive oil on breasts helps firm and moisturize the skin and well….
That’s why I’m here at Costco, how about you?
Oops now it’s a self portrait
January 29, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Oops now it’s a self portrait
So, like, we’re still talking about the midterms like they’re gonna be normal?
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 AM
So, like, we’re still talking about the midterms like they’re gonna be normal?
Basically anyone still using ChatGPT as it actively falls apart
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Basically anyone still using ChatGPT as it actively falls apart
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She scares me, in a good wag
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
She scares me, in a good wag
Can we just fast forward and abolish the concept of money and ownership before the best of humanity is lost to climate disaster and war?
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Can we just fast forward and abolish the concept of money and ownership before the best of humanity is lost to climate disaster and war?
Big copies of my new pics I made
January 29, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Big copies of my new pics I made
The visuals are new, the vibes are familiar and terrible
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 AM
The visuals are new, the vibes are familiar and terrible
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I need people to understand that this is the single most draconian piece of anti-trans legislation in the 21st century.
Our latest: 📰 Kansas to revoke driver's licenses of trans people, replacing them with IDs meant to out them 📰
Kansas to revoke driver's licenses of trans people, replacing them with IDs meant to out them
This bill would be the harshest legal restriction on trans life anywhere in the United States, and is all but certain to pass.
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January 29, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I need people to understand that this is the single most draconian piece of anti-trans legislation in the 21st century.