Jakewake52
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Jakewake52
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The Dark Eye has released on Steam under the name "Edgar Allan Poe’s Interactive Horror: 1995 Edition" as the original name has been trademarked by a German tabletop RPG of the same name.
February 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Can’t believe we are still doing this
February 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Nintendo DS Browser is $21.92 on Amazon amzn.to/3BvdaLG #ad

Ship and sold by Amazon
February 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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I just found out we have Waymo cars in London, but they still have to have a driver sit in the driver's seat. This is very reassuring. I was worried I would if I used the Johnny Cab i'd miss out on the casual racism, but now I get the worst of both worlds!
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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It's been 15 years since the viral exchange between the mayor of Detroit and a "random dude in Massachussets" which ultimately led to this 11-foot tall bronze RoboCop statue that finally debuted two months ago!
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Walt Disney World has commercials trying to bribe Canadians to come there with discounted prices.
Fuck you, USA. Not worth it.
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Just got denied screeners for a film I was asked to review because it's "already out in LA" and "meant to be seen on the big screen" so they're "no longer offering screeners."

1. Not every critic is in LA.
2. "No longer offering" means that not everyone saw it on the big screen.
3. Come on, man.
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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It’s finally time to…

Unleash the ✦⁺₊✩GIRL POWER✩⁺₊✦

Don’t Stop, Girlypop! is officially OUT NOW!!!!

You better be ready, because this sh❤t is serious 👇

https://bit.ly/45CRvme
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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imagine if it happens on tv
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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i like how this hyperlink goes directly to "list of memorials to martin luther king jr."
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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This is a pretty severe escalation from CBS, just straight up lying like this.
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
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January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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It’s gonna be hard to top this one folks
January 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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In 2D Mario platformers, Mario can either crouch or slide, but is denied the ability to sit in place. However, with a specific setup in Super Mario Bros. 3, Mario will come to rest in a sliding animation, finally allowing him to simply sit.
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM