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Jakeson Voorhees
@jakeparappahainey.bsky.social
Theoretically a zinemaker & comic artist/writer, but far more likely to be talking about Biker Mice or some pish like that.

He/him

jakeparappahainey.etsy.com
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TOMORROW
Come to our DUNDEE COMICS MINI MARKET!!! On the 23rd!!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Draw your OC cuddling the Jumpman plush
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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i missed this thread about hippos and all the science as to *why* they are terrifying murder cows the first time it was around
Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.

2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.

The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.

They're *all* muscle.
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
...3...6...
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ffs..not now massive wing shaped eruptions of lava soaring 1,500+ feet high...
Like some kind of grim Omen of things to come, #Hawaii ’s #Kilauea volcano just unleashed a MASSIVE WING SHAPED eruption with lava fountains soaring 1,500+ feet high
November 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This may be the most heartfelt and honest I've ever seen Trump come across.
He really means this.
Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Another "live action" remake where every shot is 99% cgi anyway. How is this not just an animated movie with a worse aesthetic?

We need to stop calling these live action remakes and rebrand them as ugly remakes.

"Taking my kids to see the ugly as shit Moana remake this weekend"
Moana | Official Teaser
YouTube video by Disney
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Have fun at thought bubble I guess you pricks.
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Awww.....I could be tempted by the steam cube actually...
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is the most lovecraftian sentence I've ever read.

The kind of unknowable truth about the universe you dread ever learning. It's chilling.
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
BDSN64
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
This is definitely a me problem, but while I love musicals, I'm really not a fan of listening to their songs unless I've seen the film/show in full.

There's so many big shows that folk love that I've never heard, Hadestown, Dear Evan Hanson etc, because I can't view the actual show they're from.
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM
No one in history has worked harder than Elon Musk to prove that money can't buy happiness.
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Having a movie exploring the Predator homeworld and culture and having them just be evil violence loving hunter guys just seems so fucking boring to me.

Like, you're not learning anything about them right? What are these guys like at home? Oh. Just the same as when they're not? Ok...
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Actually, Dr Pepper is the name of the scientist.
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Chris Sumo video dedicated to my absolute best lad? Yes please.

youtu.be/06tml1kjRAU?...
Ura: Mini Biography
YouTube video by Chris Sumo
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
To Janey, the 65 year old punk who gave me a cuddle and a kiss after the Bob Vylan gig and told me that we're all gonna be ok.
Love you, and we are X
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The world turns.
The sun rises and sets.
The tides approach and receed.
Frazer Brown finds new ways to be a pathetic little bitch.
Me & my comics pal @fraserc69.bsky.social were adding our unused TFTQ page to this but the con artist AKA Frazer Brown has put that on hold for now.

Instead Fraser (good one) & I are creating a brand, spankin’ 1 pager for A1 DEADLINE so please…
BACK IT NOW!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/dee...
A1 DEADLINE SPECIAL
A1 and DEADLINE, two landmark UK comic book publications ARE BACK! The heart of UK counterculture returns to print.
www.kickstarter.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Very cool of Asda to replace the message of the Grinch (anti capitalist, community over consumption) with the message that you should buy in excess from a multinational corporation instead of supporting small businesses.
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
There is simply no better way to experience the depth, breadth and variety of art than by attending a zine fair.

Every person at every table is doing something unique and interesting and wonderful and it's just such a privilege to be amongst it all.

If there's a zine fair anywhere near you GO!
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Alan Moore knows the score
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM