JacquesFunny
@jacquesfunny.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comic, Podcaster, father of 2 (that I know of) husband to 1 (that I know of) - love answering rhetorical questions!
Carnival Personnel Podcast
Carnival Personnel Podcast
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The good news is there is a solution to misinformation and disinformation.
The bad news is: it's information
The bad news is: it's information
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The good news is there is a solution to misinformation and disinformation.
The bad news is: it's information
The bad news is: it's information
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Trump To Palm Beach Sheriff: Thank God you arrested that pedophile. I know first hand he's a pedophile. I watched him pedophiling many times. But I wasn't pedophiling, I was just watching.
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Trump To Palm Beach Sheriff: Thank God you arrested that pedophile. I know first hand he's a pedophile. I watched him pedophiling many times. But I wasn't pedophiling, I was just watching.
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Ghislaine Maxwell Offers To Testify In Exchange For Clemency And A High Rise Apartment That Has No Balcony
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Ghislaine Maxwell Offers To Testify In Exchange For Clemency And A High Rise Apartment That Has No Balcony
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
you know the good people over at Hardee’s are now crapping their pants because if he sees this…
Trump Threatens To Destroy Hardee's If Special Burger Not Named For Him
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
you know the good people over at Hardee’s are now crapping their pants because if he sees this…
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It's 16 degrees at the Jersey Shore and a seagull stole part of my sandwich. Enjoy your frozen tomato, asshole.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
#AllBirdsGoToHell
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
It's 16 degrees at the Jersey Shore and a seagull stole part of my sandwich. Enjoy your frozen tomato, asshole.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
#AllBirdsGoToHell
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"A second shart has hit the room"
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
"A second shart has hit the room"
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"Look at me, sitting on a wire, shitting on cars all goddam day."
February 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
"Look at me, sitting on a wire, shitting on cars all goddam day."
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Chuck Schumer To Negotiate Rules For Armed Racist Mercenaries In Exchange For Funding Armed Racist Mercenaries
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Chuck Schumer To Negotiate Rules For Armed Racist Mercenaries In Exchange For Funding Armed Racist Mercenaries
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In Aftermath OF ICE Break Ins, Minnesotans Finally Safe From Don Lemon
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
In Aftermath OF ICE Break Ins, Minnesotans Finally Safe From Don Lemon
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John Fetterman's Top Policy Advisor Increasingly Erratic
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 AM
John Fetterman's Top Policy Advisor Increasingly Erratic
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Federal Judge Orders Release of 5 Yr Old Bunny Hat Wearing Liam Ramos.
President Trump Orders Release Of 57 Yr Old Drug Dealer/Money Launderer/Super Rich Guy Juan Orlando Hernández.
President Trump Orders Release Of 57 Yr Old Drug Dealer/Money Launderer/Super Rich Guy Juan Orlando Hernández.
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Federal Judge Orders Release of 5 Yr Old Bunny Hat Wearing Liam Ramos.
President Trump Orders Release Of 57 Yr Old Drug Dealer/Money Launderer/Super Rich Guy Juan Orlando Hernández.
President Trump Orders Release Of 57 Yr Old Drug Dealer/Money Launderer/Super Rich Guy Juan Orlando Hernández.
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ICE Applicant Discusses Loving Childhood And Fulfilling Relationships. Fails Interview So Badly He's Added To Watchlist.
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
ICE Applicant Discusses Loving Childhood And Fulfilling Relationships. Fails Interview So Badly He's Added To Watchlist.
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Photos Released In
Epstein Dump Not Enough To Prosecute, Says Deputy AG.
5 Yr Old Liam Ramos Returns To Prison After Failing To Meet Parole Officer.
Epstein Dump Not Enough To Prosecute, Says Deputy AG.
5 Yr Old Liam Ramos Returns To Prison After Failing To Meet Parole Officer.
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Photos Released In
Epstein Dump Not Enough To Prosecute, Says Deputy AG.
5 Yr Old Liam Ramos Returns To Prison After Failing To Meet Parole Officer.
Epstein Dump Not Enough To Prosecute, Says Deputy AG.
5 Yr Old Liam Ramos Returns To Prison After Failing To Meet Parole Officer.
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Audiences Rave About "Melania" As Doc's Opening Weekend Far Exceeds Box Office Estimates
February 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Audiences Rave About "Melania" As Doc's Opening Weekend Far Exceeds Box Office Estimates
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Kennedy Center To Close For 2 Years While President Turns It Into A Gaudy Hellhole
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Kennedy Center To Close For 2 Years While President Turns It Into A Gaudy Hellhole
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Organized Crime Gamblers Send In Punxsutawney Phil Imposter. Threaten Handler To Scream "He sees his shadow!"
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Organized Crime Gamblers Send In Punxsutawney Phil Imposter. Threaten Handler To Scream "He sees his shadow!"
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Of course, ostriches don't really bury their heads in the sand. That's our OSHA officer
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Of course, ostriches don't really bury their heads in the sand. That's our OSHA officer
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Wiping my ass with my journalism degree
January 28, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Wiping my ass with my journalism degree
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Me: Dating's not going well.
My Therapist: Hang in there. Even Stephen Miller found someone.
Me: *stabs myself with the rake from the little zen sandbox*
My Therapist: Hang in there. Even Stephen Miller found someone.
Me: *stabs myself with the rake from the little zen sandbox*
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Me: Dating's not going well.
My Therapist: Hang in there. Even Stephen Miller found someone.
Me: *stabs myself with the rake from the little zen sandbox*
My Therapist: Hang in there. Even Stephen Miller found someone.
Me: *stabs myself with the rake from the little zen sandbox*
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Iran Offers To Turn Over Voter Rolls To Confused American Diplomats
January 25, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Iran Offers To Turn Over Voter Rolls To Confused American Diplomats
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Kristi Noem Touts Overreach Concerns In Town Hall
January 26, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Kristi Noem Touts Overreach Concerns In Town Hall
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Gregory Bovino To Lose Distinguished Cell Phone Merit Badge After Failing Cell Phone/Gun Identification Proficiency
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Gregory Bovino To Lose Distinguished Cell Phone Merit Badge After Failing Cell Phone/Gun Identification Proficiency
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Greg Bovino Being Transferred To A Farm Upstate
January 27, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Greg Bovino Being Transferred To A Farm Upstate
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High Pitched Squeal Instructs Kristi Noem To Return Home
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 AM
High Pitched Squeal Instructs Kristi Noem To Return Home