JackGeneric
@jackgeneric.bsky.social
look, it's that guy who i am
he/him
he/him
a slide rule is manual transmission math
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
a slide rule is manual transmission math
Jesus Christ Hath Turned The Sand Or Whatever It Is In My Etch-A-Sketch Into Wine, I Think He Can Only Do Wine, Guys
and other contemporary hymns
and other contemporary hymns
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Jesus Christ Hath Turned The Sand Or Whatever It Is In My Etch-A-Sketch Into Wine, I Think He Can Only Do Wine, Guys
and other contemporary hymns
and other contemporary hymns
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
CHOITNER: And you're happy with how the print turned out?
ME: Have you ever heard of Wabi-sabi? It's the embracing of the imperfect, the impermanent and the incomplete.
CHOITNER: And the fact that it saves you re-doing an 8-hour print has no bearing on anything?
ME: Listen,
ME: Have you ever heard of Wabi-sabi? It's the embracing of the imperfect, the impermanent and the incomplete.
CHOITNER: And the fact that it saves you re-doing an 8-hour print has no bearing on anything?
ME: Listen,
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
CHOITNER: And you're happy with how the print turned out?
ME: Have you ever heard of Wabi-sabi? It's the embracing of the imperfect, the impermanent and the incomplete.
CHOITNER: And the fact that it saves you re-doing an 8-hour print has no bearing on anything?
ME: Listen,
ME: Have you ever heard of Wabi-sabi? It's the embracing of the imperfect, the impermanent and the incomplete.
CHOITNER: And the fact that it saves you re-doing an 8-hour print has no bearing on anything?
ME: Listen,
For some reason Bambu Studio decided not to include supports for a region that absolutely needed supports and the end result was a moose with the world's shittiest beard
November 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
For some reason Bambu Studio decided not to include supports for a region that absolutely needed supports and the end result was a moose with the world's shittiest beard
all of my weens, hallowed
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
all of my weens, hallowed
mega drampa "regaining its youth" implies that every drampa hatches at age 70. the egg that makes you old
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
mega drampa "regaining its youth" implies that every drampa hatches at age 70. the egg that makes you old
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my name is Oz
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair
Ozyman, Ozyman-
dias does what no mortal can
and his works? are they there?
no, but maybe still despair
dias does what no mortal can
and his works? are they there?
no, but maybe still despair
This is just to say
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
my name is Oz
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair
AAAAAUUUGH!
The ring! The ring is red hot! Gandalf you rat! It isn't quite cool at all! You were heating it up to give me the ol' Spicy One Ring!
How could you give your favorite Hobbit's nephew the Spicy One Ring Gandalf?!
The ring! The ring is red hot! Gandalf you rat! It isn't quite cool at all! You were heating it up to give me the ol' Spicy One Ring!
How could you give your favorite Hobbit's nephew the Spicy One Ring Gandalf?!
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
AAAAAUUUGH!
The ring! The ring is red hot! Gandalf you rat! It isn't quite cool at all! You were heating it up to give me the ol' Spicy One Ring!
How could you give your favorite Hobbit's nephew the Spicy One Ring Gandalf?!
The ring! The ring is red hot! Gandalf you rat! It isn't quite cool at all! You were heating it up to give me the ol' Spicy One Ring!
How could you give your favorite Hobbit's nephew the Spicy One Ring Gandalf?!
Friday the Halloweenth
October 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Friday the Halloweenth
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Python was awarded a funding grant, funding grant asked Python foundation to remove all diversity and inclusion initiatives they have.
Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.
If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.
Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.
If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.
Please read our statement, share it with your networks, and support us if you can. www.python.org/sponsors/app... psfmember.org/civicrm/cont...
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Python was awarded a funding grant, funding grant asked Python foundation to remove all diversity and inclusion initiatives they have.
Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.
If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.
Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.
If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.
["mr evrart is helping me find my gun" voice] the narf is scratched by the scrunt
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
["mr evrart is helping me find my gun" voice] the narf is scratched by the scrunt
TIL that if i want to make a joke about an aircraft control with a funny name and also include an image for context, i should make sure the image doesn't also reference a fatal crash involving that control. muddies the water about what the joke is meant to be.
October 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
TIL that if i want to make a joke about an aircraft control with a funny name and also include an image for context, i should make sure the image doesn't also reference a fatal crash involving that control. muddies the water about what the joke is meant to be.
Jon Lovett / Jon Lovitz confusion
October 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Jon Lovett / Jon Lovitz confusion
this motherfuckers has wife
October 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
this motherfuckers has wife
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October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i respect it, but on a personal level i will never understand the, "It's a damning indictment of GameFreak that Pokemon doesn't have voice acting in $CURRENT_YEAR," take.
probably because with text only i can ignore the story at my own pace, and with voice acting i'd be have to ignore it slower
probably because with text only i can ignore the story at my own pace, and with voice acting i'd be have to ignore it slower
October 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i respect it, but on a personal level i will never understand the, "It's a damning indictment of GameFreak that Pokemon doesn't have voice acting in $CURRENT_YEAR," take.
probably because with text only i can ignore the story at my own pace, and with voice acting i'd be have to ignore it slower
probably because with text only i can ignore the story at my own pace, and with voice acting i'd be have to ignore it slower
i got 666420 as a one-time password, one in a mllion babeyyy
October 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i got 666420 as a one-time password, one in a mllion babeyyy
The combination Wallace Shawn and Taco Bell
October 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The combination Wallace Shawn and Taco Bell
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
We're gonna un-cancel Mrs. Winsow's Soothing Syrup.
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
We're gonna un-cancel Mrs. Winsow's Soothing Syrup.
I got The Lobby™. Which is to say, there was one SnS running the most aggressive wide-range healing build I have ever seen, and the rest of us competent enough to not die to anything preventable.
October 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I got The Lobby™. Which is to say, there was one SnS running the most aggressive wide-range healing build I have ever seen, and the rest of us competent enough to not die to anything preventable.
so i think decentralization means, "recentralization under a different group of people with enough capital to run the system at the required scale, but since people aren't forbidden from running their own stack at an insufficient scale, you can pretend it's more virtuous."
October 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
so i think decentralization means, "recentralization under a different group of people with enough capital to run the system at the required scale, but since people aren't forbidden from running their own stack at an insufficient scale, you can pretend it's more virtuous."
I gotta say, I'm happy with Omega Planetes in Monster Hunter. The Behemoth crossover had a bunch of things where I could see the vision, but it didn't translate well. Don't want that level of mechanical density in every hunt, but it is nice in this dose.
October 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I gotta say, I'm happy with Omega Planetes in Monster Hunter. The Behemoth crossover had a bunch of things where I could see the vision, but it didn't translate well. Don't want that level of mechanical density in every hunt, but it is nice in this dose.