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Jacke @jacke.bsky.social · Nov 26
I made this song and music video to simulate what it’s like watching tiktoks and YouTube shorts
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYrxCw3L/
#musiciansky #musicsky #indie
PIPELINE #fyp #music #musictok #artistsoftiktok #artist #musician #duet
TikTok video by Jack
www.tiktok.com
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nkalamb.bsky.social
"Mikaelsen, the student, said Greenlanders benefit from being part of Denmark, which provides free health care, education and payments during study, and 'I don’t want the U.S. to take that away from us.'”

The people of Greenland absolutely get it.

apnews.com/article/gree...
His friend, Hans Nørgaard, agreed, adding “what has come out of the mouth of Donald Trump about all these ships is just fantasy.” Denmark has said the U.S, which already has a military presence, can boost its bases on Greenland. For that reason, “security is just a cover,” Vintner said, suggesting Trump actually wants to own the island to make money from its untapped natural resources. Mikaelsen, the student, said Greenlanders benefit from being part of Denmark, which provides free health care, education and payments during study, and “I don’t want the U.S. to take that away from us.”
January 14, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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doctop.bsky.social
a sign that says “A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HORNY OR SAD THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE AN ARTISTIC DECISION”
December 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
jacke.bsky.social
I can still afford rent and classes and textbooks i just need to have starved to death five years ago
January 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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gamingleaker.bsky.social
Jerome Powell has "no plans" to appear in the next 'Nintendo Direct' to address the Department of Justice's criminal investigation.
Fed chair Jerome Powell Nintendo Direct logo
January 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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dkdarkly.bsky.social
do you like Daft Punk and/or Justice?

i made an album with 24 brand new remixes of their music, as if they performed a show together

full album out 1.19.2026

check out the first track: www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9HY...
an album cover photo for a remix album of Daft Punk and Justice music, created by dk darkly
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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rbreich.bsky.social
Cartoon by Mike Luckovich
January 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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dikkii.bsky.social
Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible
January 10, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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theonion.com
“Please be on the lookout for the following mothers, who are confirmed to be in possession of dangerous vehicles and should be met with extreme caution,” said DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars
WASHINGTON—Circulating a new advisory that highlighted what it called the “worst of the worst,” the Department of Homeland Security released a watchlist Friday warning Americans about the presence of ...
theonion.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory. Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name. When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
people who insist columbus needs his own holiday yet ignore when the world organically unites to commemorate something columbus did
depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 5d
happy anniversary of christopher columbus mistaking manatees for mermaids and complaining about how mid they were
January 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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m-a-d-31.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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rbreich.bsky.social
Fortune 500 companies that have contracts with ICE:

-Amazon
-AT&T
-Booz Allen Hamilton
-Caci
-Charter Communications
-Comcast
-Dell
-Ecolab
-FedEx
-General Dynamics
-L3Harris
-Motorola
-Thermo Fisher
-UPS

Know who profits from Trump's cruelty.
January 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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tangibullah.bsky.social
Please support Michael de Adder, who does great work:
January 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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alexbaumhardt.bsky.social
A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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hawkeye8.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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petemrogers.bsky.social
January 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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azoosart.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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silversoul164.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
jacke.bsky.social
Nothing is certain in life except death, taxes, and that my tax dollars will be spent causing preventable civilian deaths in numerous foreign countries
(I’m American if that wasn’t obvious)
January 6, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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kobcritic.bsky.social
I think Krabs’ gonna fry in this house
January 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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maxberger.bsky.social
It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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nanoraptor.danamania.com
It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.
A bunch of microsoft logos from the 70s, 80s, 90s and today but instead of saying Microsoft all of them spell Microslop in the vibe of the original logos.
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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thedrdonna.bsky.social
A comic: the top reads “Journalist visits Twitter” and shows a figure traipsing along while other figures shout things like “black people suck” and “trans people suck”. The figure is unaffected. The lower half is labeled “Journalist visits Bluesky” and the figure’s traipsing is interrupted by someone shouting “you suck!” The final panel shows the figure cold, sad, and fetal in a dark alley, along with a hand written note saying “Today, I went to hell…”
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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rebane2001.bsky.social
i made a flappy bird clone that uses your folding phone as the controller
January 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM