What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

It have always felt that the louder and more demonstrative an umpire is with their punch outs, the less reliable their strike zone is; because they are more interested in theatrics than accuracy.

This guy is doing nothing to dispel that theory.

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

"How many keys do you want?" "Sixty, I need a full deck." #mcatlanta

Fall Bitches Already Fondly Gazing at Summer’s Sweet Demise: tinyurl.com/yc574b4r

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan

PETER PARKER: it’s ben

MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

every day with my wife and my cat is the greatest day of my life

*Ahem*

TOP SECRET >>> TOP GUN

carry on